i wanna sleep actually feel well tired, but when my head touches the pillow it rejects sleep, as if to say you must stay up and think rather than sleep

Above is what i tweeted about 30mins ago the red font is what i left out as your only allowed 140 characters in twitter, and yes i Cant sleep, so im pretty much browsing facebook and twitter at 2am, when this image falls into my hands lol, someone posted this on facebook, and well i thought it was rather amusing so i choose to share it on here with you, and on facebook and twitter,

i dont actually understand what the rest of the writing means im assuming its in one of dilalects of filipino, i could ask my mum what it means but erm with the Word Vagina Repair on i think thats just gonna be a akward conversation.

however like you ive drawn this conclusion,

Christ The King is doing Painless and Satisfying Vagina Repairs,

is this like bringing in a run down car to the mechanics for a tune up? there are so many other obvious jokes that could be said, but i really wanna sleep at some point so ill leave that up to you :p

I still find this funny today, a couple of weeks ago on South Park, there was a moment in a episode in which Cartman, Kenny and Kyle are playing either Rockband or Guitar Hero who knows they were obviously in a bad anyway, and were playing Lady Gaga - Poker Face, with Cartman singing the song, Every Day i have to play the short video clip cause its so funny,

Below i played the 5 Minute remix video someone made on Youtube, but if u want to watch the quick clip search on YouTube, South Park Poker Face,

My blog normally has a lot of silly stories from my experiences on Trains to and from Uni, however there hasnt been any transport related blog posts in a while until now, Yesterday if you were following my Twitter i posted this,

Had to leave the house for a walk and saw some of the craziest shit whilst walking past a bus stop, really stuff u would see in the WWE

and it really was some crazy stuff, very comical aswell and retelling it you wont believe it, but it did, it was as if it was scripted by the WWE,

i was walking past the bus stop and i see this Black lady talking on the phone whilst trying to pay for a bus ticket holding up the queue of people trying to get in the bus, then this old Oriental Lady must have yelled at her to hurry up in Chinese, which the black lady got in her face a said you what, and then dropped her phone, and the Oriental lady must have laughed or something, cause the black lady said what you laughing at whislt picking up her phone

At the point the Oriental Lady has walked past this woman and sat down, near the front of the bus, then the Black Lady finishes paying and walks past the Oriental lady and smacks her, immediatly im thinking thats cold, but then the next thing i see is this Oriental Lady get up, she has to be at least 80, well thats what everyone else watching was saying, she got up, picked up her walking stick and nailed the black lady in the back,

which resorts this black lady turning arround and trying to attack the old lady evan more, she was actually trying to throw punches, i gotta hand it to the old lady she was standing her ground, till the black lady took the walking stick and tried to hit the woman with it which is when a man on the bus seperated the two,

Then some random guy outside, yells at the bus driver who at this point had already closed the doors, you must not leave, you must tell that woman to get off the bus she has just assulted a elderly woman, very much like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, yelling you shall not pass,

Yes you are reading the title correctly, i did not me Hammer Time :p if you been reading my blog, you will be aware of certain situation of people not being able to determin where i am from by just looking at me, so Quoting the last post that related to this situation,

In the Post i did last month titled Red Face i mentioned that a girl in my group thought i was Latino, well i have another case of this, this time not latino although the jokes of Manny can you come in wearing a poncho and a sombrero never grow old :s lol,

The Law, until this story i still had no idea what his name was, he asked upon seeing my name on my ID Card, where i was from, so i answered him, Mums Filipino and Dad's from Pakistan, and his response was oh i thought you were Hawaiian from the way that you speak..

Ok this is never going to end now is it lol, Growing up its your Chinese/Japanese, Going to America they thought i was from various places in Latin America so did that girl in lecture, and now apparently i can pull of Hawaiian or probably any other Polynesian place,

Funny how i walk into the SU, and find a sombrero just waiting for me, and as i can take a joke lol i may have put it on, and well theres a picture too, lol

Once again the blog has got another look, i think this one looks alot more clean and professional however professional is not my look :p my blogs gone through 3 changes,

Above you see 2 of the previous themes used by my Blog, there was one more used a blue type theme which was used after the first image, and was changed for the second image, and now im with the current theme, ive added something to the header if you noticed :p also had to remove the 's from Manny's Random Blog as it wouldnt stay on one line, but under the header which now reads Manny Random Blog, it now says the The Place Where You Make Your Own Full Stops

So Lemme know what you think of the Changes,

This is the song
La la la la
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.

La la la
La la la la, la
La la la
La la la la, la

He loves to sing,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.

He wrote the music.
He wrote the words.
That's Elmo's song.

(this is one of the most frustration posts lol trying to make it look good, youtube posted later as html stuff is being a pain in the arse)