Was at my God Daughters 2nd birthday party yesterday, the usual childrens party, kids running around and responsible adults not being so responsible lol.

There always seems to be a divide, the lads will end up in the bedroom with sky and a xbox, it was this time last year when we discovered Total Wipeout, Today was mostly watching Soccer Saturday and then a really boring Football match.

To which the attention turned to FIFA 10 on the Xbox 360, there was a 11 year old boy called Dylan in the room aswell cause he didnt wanna hang around with the girls. so he wanted to play FIFA too, he supports ManUtd we aient got no beef lol, he choose ManUtd on the game so i couldnt play as them so i choose German Champions Wolfsburg, he was kinda running his mouth lol and well i dont believe in the whole let the children win, cause i am Manny and i dont play to take part, i play to WIN. Then i destroyed him, and took great joy in doing so lol yes im mean. But in the Process i was scoring some pretty AMAZING goals lol. after every goal id stand up turn to him, and went "Dylan how do you feel", it Ended up being 8-0, i seriously wanted it to be more LOL.

The Picture Above is the stats of the brutal beat down lol, i told him instantly im taking a picture of this which he tried to prevent this situation from happening. Then some of the other people used there Camera Phones as distractions for me to eventually get the Shot. But it goes further, i told him im gonna upload this photo to facebook and tag you on it (i didnt tag him, but i tagged everyone else that was in the room to experience that, someone else tagged him lol). he told me he will delete himself lol, to which you know what i wont evan tag you, im gonna tag your mum on the photo, now that didnt evan mean to sound sinister but my friend next to me made it sound like that.

We kept calling him Eight, he wasnt enjoying being called Eight, lol however i reminded him about Last year, last year there was so many Kids that we started numbering them, rather than learning there names, Girl 1, Boy 1, etc we Already Knew Dylans name but we decided to call him Boy 1 anyway. so we Reminded him, "Dylan Last year remember you were named boy one, being called Eight is hardly any different" at this point everyone was laughing, he kinda saw the funny side, we kept calling him Eight,

He asked that on his birthday could we get him this game, and then quick thinking me, was like why? so we can set it up and then beat you 8-0 or more again lol when he was getting ready to go home, his Mum said were going now its Eight o'Clock which sent us all into laughing fits.

Now before you say anything this is preparing him mentally for when he goes to Secondary School,

towards the end of the night, my God Daughter was opening presents when one of the other people that i happen to know told me to find some balloon or something in my God Daughters Bedroom, i couldnt find it, so i told i couldnt find it, to which he responded im some sarcastic catty way,

and well if you know me, or have read my blog long enough you know im not gonna let that just happen, im obviously going to respond lol, ( Just so you have an idea of the person im dealing with, a very effeminate gay man in his early 30's very sarcastic )

there was a verbal back and forth to which i ended up saying,

"Im From North London Bitch i will Shank you"

"Manny not only is that disgusting, that is Very Council Estate talk, you know i grew up listening to Mozart"

"OOOooooOOOooo so that would make you what? 40-50 Grandad"

"Manny you realise your gonna be in your thirty's one day, and ill be making fun of you"

"yeh but when im thirties your gonna be in your forties or going fifties so the jokes on you, UNGAWA!!!"

I had a exam today, and had a run in with the Manchester City fan lecturer before going into the exam lol, if you read my blog all the way back in September you may know the Manchester City Fan lecturer, however if you dont below is part of the post last september Regarding the ManCity Lecturer.

The Seminar itself wasn’t bad itself a lot of group discussion work however there was a incident involving me and the lecturer upon entering the room the seminar was being held. So as I walk in he says "im glad that you've put a jacket on Covering your shirt", I was wearing my ManUtd shirt today, and leaving the last lecture I put my Hoodie on and moved to the seminar, so he must have saw that I was wearing a ManUtd shirt during the previous lecture as he was standing init whilst everyone was assigned groups, so after his comment I asked "Why, who do you support?" He revealed he was a Manchester City fan, which is funny in itself, then says "here’s what’s going to happen everyone is going to leave the seminar after an hour and you will stay for a extra 5 minutes", it appears he is still better about ManUtd beating ManCity in a 4-3 Thriller which there was a debate the extra added injury time at the end of the game, which 4 minutes was put up on the Board but ManCity wasted time with there goal celebrations towards the end of the game when the board went up saying 4 minutes, so more time got added on as ManUtd score in the 5th Minute of Added time, now that’s explained, did I respond to that yes I did, and I said "but that would mean I would the game sir wouldn’t it" , which he laughed and said "I probably shouldn’t have even brought it up" lol, Too right you shouldn’t have when you got a smart arse who will respond lol, well anytime he wanted me to answer something during the seminar he called me Mr. Red Shirt

"I know just before the exam you want a clear head, so i wont say anything about what happened on Tuesday night"

This is another twitter story but this is actually pretty funny well it was to me, theres a thing every Friday that everyone seems to do some more than others called Follow Friday, this is were you recommend people you follow to others how you may expand your social networks etc.

This is actually annoying, cause some people just list EVERYONE there following, lol well on this day i may follow some of these recommendations with a 2-7 day trial basis.

Anyway, lol i unfollowed one of these people and got a interesting reaction. now i get followed and unfollowed a fair amount and couldnt give a shit if you stopped following me lol. anyway i get this reaction.

Hey, why did you unfollow me? Did I offend you?

nah you didnt offend me, its just when im out and check my tweet timeline its difficult to navigate it with all your tweets

Fair enough, shit reason tho, thought we got on, bye!

Mystery solved, i have been unfollowed cos i tweet too much! Wot a fuckin shit reason! Oh well, jog on!

One of Her Followers said, "Err Its twitter" to which she responded "I know! He said he couldnt navigate round my tweets! Wtf!" to which her follower responded "What a knob"

Last Week, i was looking to get a new pair of trainers, and couldnt make a decision on which ones, so i took a picture of them and put it up on Twitter and asked people to vote on which ones i should get.So added the picture and asked my followers on Twitter to Vote, for the White Ones or the Black Ones cause i would have ended up buying both if i didnt lol. i let the Vote go on for a Day, and counted up the scores, the final score was 10-6 in favour of these.

So a quick Thank you to everyone that Voted! and ill let you know if i do end up going back just to buy the Black ones lol.

This is Final part of the Home Alone Series, the last two weeks of term at university, i had 2, 2000 words essays to write, and 1 timed essay. you would think being bored at home i would of got these done very quickly.

Well you would be wrong lol, alot of this was done in the last few days before the deadline, the first 2000 word essay was done as mentioned whilst playing the very first weekend of the Soccer Saturday Drinking game, which was described in the last post, However! what i left out was at 5pm we were hungry so we went out and got a kebab, i dunno if i mentioned this before but we describe this place as monster kebab, well the affects of this meal occurred a few hours after this wasnt just me and my mate suffered from this to, we were watching match of the day when i felt my stomach rumble however this wasnt my stomach it was i swear my intestines with a cry for help. I ignored at first, and then there was a situation in which i needed to go, but my friend in the house and the way my stomach or intestines were growling there was going to be a explosion.

After Match of the Day my mate was i gotta go, i gotta a stomach ache too, lol well what happened next i think you know what happened, after on msn the phrase was "dude that monster kebab cleared out everything that was in my digestive tract"

so the rest of that day was a loss, lol although i managed to finish the essay Sunday morning, and had it proof read by 2 people that said it was alright.

The Second 2000 word essay was horrible i ran out of things to say once i reached 1000 words lol, i was told i couldn't be 10% over or under the word count, well i was 50% so i spent the last 4 hours i spent on it on Sunday bullshitting on it, this was possibly my worst essay i didnt evan get anyone to proof read this one it was that bad, i got to about 1600 and gave up.

Ill end with the paranoia i developed, id be laying in bed and id hear a whispering voice in my head,

"Manny.... Manny..... have you turned the oven off?"

"Manny... Manny... did you lock the door and put the chain through the door?"

The Second Saturday i was left alone in the house meant one thing and one thing only the soccer Saturday Drinking Game, if you dont know what soccer saturday is, its a show on sky sports news in which they have pundits in studio covering the football matches in progress as for some reason no one has the rights to broadcast 3pm games on a saturday live. so you get all kinds of madness going on during this live show. Below is the best bits of last season.

we then played this for the remaining Saturdays of the time i had the weekend to myself lol, so the fridge was stocked up with at most times more beer than there was food in the fridge.

just to point out the first time we played was the worst of all times we played this game, we consumed 2 500ml cans of Budweiser and 3 more bottles. that much drink should not be consumed in such short amount of time lol.

and probably not the best idea whislt playing i normally just have my laptop on my lap to monitor my fantasy football team progress, well the first time playing not only was i doing that, i was also trying to write up my Evidence Based Health Care Essay, should inform you that this wasnt a good idea, lol and youd think id have learned my lesson but i did it again the following week with my essay information based healthcare although i struggled with that essay but ill mentioned that in the last post of the home alone series lol,