The Toilet of Doom

those who know me will know Sean and Kimberly and chances are most were there on those nights these two particular incidents occured they have a possesed party toilet in which something bad always happens in there during a house party

Incident 1:
Someone not menTioning tHE One involved got locked in the toilet and could not get out, what made this incident evan worse was it was captured on video camera and a quotes from people laughing at the situation.. " i can smell his wee"

Incident 2:
Again NoT mentioning wHO was iNvolved whY coz i think its confidential haha, this incident is BY far the worst, the same toilet involved and another party, ok this person was LAYING THE SMACKETH DOWN on some RUDY POO.. now i know what your thinking whats so memorable about this its just a dude taking a dump.. well i tell you unfortunatly for him these flats in Camden had some sort of vent for air to come in and out and what ever storm he was brewing in there made its way into almost every room in the yard, now at first a group lads sitting in a bedroom playing Pro Evo 5 originally thought it was a FART a load of ok lads own up who did it went arround the room before yours trully noticed the smell wasnt actually comming from the room and was actually comming from the toilet as the room we were in was opposite the toilet, now as i notified the room it was comming from the toilet, all you could hear from the toilet was AIR FRESHNER being sprayed, everyone was like allow it dont laugh so everyone is trying there best not to laugh as we still didnt kno who was in there and anyone who knows me will know i cant keep in laughter (if you were in my form during prayer time u will know this evan more) so by simple rules of division of who was not in the room we clearly knew who was in there and what followed had to be the quotes of the night "dont use all of the air freshner" "are you finished yet?" "nah he aient finished" then after this horrible smell of shit and air freshner came into the room now i tollerated the shit smell but there was something about the smell of shit and air freshner that suddenly made me want to vomit luckily for me i just gagged... (thats how many will remember it, the smell was that bad i nearly threw up) then afterwards when he had released all his demons and FINALLY exited the toilet a fine smell of BLEECH entered the room. now that individual is the ruler of the toilet for he is the TOILET KING