Exams and the fun i have in them.

m gonna talk about my last two exams, as i did mention my first exam in the previous blog, if you didnt read it a quick recap, was late, had to battle for my arm rest which in turn waisted a certain ammount of time, enough of that and onto the the next test, this one i barely prepared for, it was the following friday from test 1 which was on the monday, and lets face it i didnt start revising till late thursday night, and i was actually lucky that my exam was in the afternoon, and the i started looking a past papers and donig questions and all that fun revision stuff, funny enough alot of the same questions appeared on that test, with the same set of mutiple choices all in the same, order, that test was pretty much a joke, anyway im working though that test and i finish within about 20-30 minutes, and i begin to start drawing at the back of my test paper, now, the lecturer monitoring the test said you could leave every 30minute interval, i could have left early but no, i didnt i didnt leave becuased i hadnt finished my drawing, i was shading and everything, i left a hour after i had actually finshed, i got the result of that test and i got 78% high 5's for me oh yeaaa woooo

the next test was the following week on thursday, this is by far the hardest of the lot, as there were no past papers or anything to refer to, however he did give us set notes, which were basically fill in the blanks, i know your thinking you go to university dont you, yes, yes i do but the this lecturer gives out lecturer notes which are fill in the blanks dont believe ask me and i shall show you, anyway the test was hard, evan 2days of revsion didnt help me, the best thing happen at the start of this exam, the best thing, a thing that i have been wishing would happen for every proper exam i have taken, the fire alarm went off, just as we were all going into the room and seated, and a actual fire brigade was there, wasnt like when i was at Bishop Douglass when people used to just press the fire bell for fun, lol anyway the worst things happened to me during that exam, and lemme give you a background of what i usually do in exam rooms, when i was doing my a levels and gsce's they wouldnt let you out until the alloted time was over, so when i was done i would usually make alot of inappropriate noises liek movign my chair or dropping my pens, tapping my pen on the table, "accidentally" dropping the heaviest thing onto my desk. actually moving the desk, or if a friend is front moving the desk to squash him /her, now back to my story it was like all these times i annoyed people in exam rooms came back to haunt me, ok this room is called the great hall, and has fold away elevated seating, so there's gaps and stuff, im sitting on the edge of that, you know furthest away from the stairs/aisles, anyway everyone is sitting a seat apart from each other well at least i thought they were back to that later, anyway so i open the stupid mini desk to put my answer sheet on, then i open the one on the seat next to me(the one on the left) and then place my calculator and stationary, and then place my water bottle beside me, and im sitting there working through the first few questions where my arms slips on the left table and the stupid thing flips, and my stuff falls down, i didnt actually mean this one, and then i go to pick up my stuff and then my water bottle falls into the gap beside me, so i go to try and grab that making so much noise already, but i failed, all you head was the rattle of the bottle falling through the gap and then 5-6 seconds later finally crashing to the floor below, then towards the final moments of the test my stomach started to rumble, not just letting me know im hungry but the WHOLE exam room know i was hungry, and it was one of those ones that slightly hurt when it happened,
and i swear people where cheating like crazy during that test, not only were people sitting next to each other evan tho there was blatantly enough room to sit one apart from each other, and the lecturer didnt say anything, and they must be deaf if they didnt hear the conferring of answers, it was so loud that someone outside the room would have probably heard.

That damn Silverlink once again

ive moaned and complained about that stupid train so much that i should have a book about it by now, anyways last monday i have a exam, which lets just say i wasnt prepared for, the exam starts at 9 so i leave my house at 7:50 to get the station at 8 and to catch the 8:04 train, and i would have been at uni at about 8:30 giving me a few vital minutes to revise, however clearly that wasnt the plan intended for me on that day, im waiting on the platform its 8:03 and the voice comes up, we are sorry but the 8:04 train to statford as been delayed by 7 minutes, in my head and pretty much everyone on the platform is thinking the same thing, ahhh what the fuck, so a further 7 minutes have passed and ive paced up and down the platform getting gradually angry as the train is comming and the possibility of comming late in the exam, and then the voice on the platform says train is delayed again for another 10minutes and this time everyone must have said for fuck sake, and then 10minutes go by and they say the train as been cancelled, and the next one should be there in 5 minutes, and then it arrives and then the train journey runs smoothly get to damn gay stratford at 8:50 and i got 10minutes to get into uni, and that just isnt going to happen, so i start walking really fast towards uni, and i get in 5 minutes late, and i sit down make it to my exam waste about 10minutes trying to catch my friggen breath, and what made it worse was as i was late i had to sit at the front, and im talking about the very FRONT, the FRONT ROW, which is reserved for super nerds/losers, and i also lost 10minutes fighting for my arm rest, with the dude sitting next to me, which i won each time, he kept putting his arm on my rest which was basically the damn small piece of wood they like to call a desk, which are only designed for like A5 paper, anyway everytime he put his arm on it i pushed it away lol,

Evil Lecturers,

yes as the title suggests Lecturers are getting evil, lets start from the beggining of that week which i cannot recall whether or not it was a week or 2 weeks ago, but heres the story anyway, it all begins on a Friday morning, ok for like the third time in 2 academic years at uni, but anyway i just sneek in sit down and mind my own buisness eg, sit down crack jokes and disrupt everyone arround me, a normal days work for me, then this female lecturer who happens to look and dress like a MAN, comes over and checks whether i understand the work set, coz theres a test comming up, and then she remembers she taught me last year and remembers i had alevels in the subject she is going over, and then goes and i qoute "then your all set for the test JACK" who the hell is this Jack now i didnt realise she called me Jack at first untill the person beside me tells the lecturer you just called him Jack and his name isnt Jack, and i was like what you just called me Jack? and the lecturer proceeded to deny ever calling me Jack, evan though there were witnesses all arround, and then everyone thought it be funny to call me Jack for the rest of the day and then it evan carried on the following week and this week aswell, i do not evan look like someone that could be called Jack, the name jack should only be given to someone under the age of 5,

and if that wasnt bad, another Lecturer the next monday does the unthinkable, he Steals my freaking joke, and its not like he heard it, waited a day to say it, no he stole it momments or seconds evan after i said it, ill set the scene, he is handing out work calling people out by there student id numbers eg 0536342 and then after he said that, i shouted out in a gameshow voice, "Come on Down" and then proceeded to hum the price is right theme song, and then the lecturer looks at me, and then goes come on down, the damn thief, he looked at me and then stole my damn joke, as if to look at me and go that joke is now mine, and you what hurt the most, which i didnt you some people the day it happened, he got a bigger laugh when he said it. damn thief i had to leave the room to think about what just happened, me telling jokes hasnt been the same since, i evan tried to gain my laughter back when he called out more numbers as i re entered the room and shouted out Bingo but then i could clearly killed the room by stealing my joke...

ok the next couple of evilness handed out by a lecturer wasnt targeted at me, but i think i should mention it cause it was damn funny, one of my friends at uni was collecting her work of another lecturer who we shall say is about 80 years old, i know he aient 80 but he damn sure looks it, anyway he calls her number up and then just as she gets to the bottom he goes, you got 5% and then she goes all red with embarassment, and then he goes only joking i just liked to see you blush, now later on in the day, he handing out more work and then calls her up again and then just as she is about to take the sheet out of his hand he lets go of it so it drops onto the floor, and no-one said anything, until i opened my mouth and just made a sound of ooohhhhhh and then the rest followed, and then she looks at me and goes manny you started that lol, i clearly didnt i just reacted to what i saw, and what i thought was funny was he was calling everybody down to pick up there work but when it came to me he walked up the stairs and gave me my work, which everyone proceeded to call me teachers pet or just special lol,