this blog is for me as i want to remember this past few days if you have any problems with this you can join the kiss my ass club as i dont care

was at the gym on wednesday night pumping some iron only looking incredibly weak as the muscle heads in that night were lifting about 60-120Kgs whereas i was lifting a measly and pathetic 30-45kgs, (for dumbasses saying whats kg its kilograms) and i might add i dont usally lift weights coz im just lazy and why waste energy anyway needless to say i left the gym and my biceps and triceps (again for the dumbasses the muscles above your elbows) tighened only to feel the pain in the morning,

Thursday morning woke up with just a strain in my left upper arm and made it difficult to have a shower and evan worse change, had to slide my arm into my shirt first and then put on the rest of the shirt normally, however putting my socks on were the worst as i had to stretch my arms and that killed, anyway i got into uni and barely got through the day which was a rather long day aswell as i had a practical about bloody flies although the fun part to it was actually using ether to put the flies to sleep to examine them under a microscope also killed a sleeping one that happened to fall on the table didnt mean to at first was trying to pick it up using the small brush they gave, Thursday night not much problem with the arm until i went to bed which just hurt like hell every time i moved i could feel the pain,

Friday Morning was by the worst woke up with a strain pain in both arms and spent most of the morning trying to outstretch the pain but no that didnt work then took a bath rather than shower to try and ease the pain by soaking my arms in the water to relax the muscles that didnt work, and was such a effort to try and get out, trying to inflict as little pain as possible on my arms, which led to me attempting to climb out without getting up however that failed, then went through the pain barriers and got up normally and almost slipped in the process, got changed and everything and made it into uni for one stupid long 2hour lecture, which felt like 4hours, anyways i was getting anoyed during the lecture as my left muscle kept getting poked by someone who kept proceeding to say she forgot my arm was hurting, in my head i am thinking are you stupid... im wearing banadages on my arms which are a completly different colour to the shirt im wearing and its pretty visble that i was in pain, i wanted to punch this person but i refrained, the worst came at the end as i was in quite some pain that i couldnt evan put my jacket on and required help from my friend,

exactly what the title suggests, the last two weeks i have been having fun in a uni lab, and if any of you have known me from Bishop Douglass you would think what has changed and nothing really only the apparatus is more expensive although bishop douglass claimed there apparatus was expensive but it really wasnt,

all though there were some good times in the bishop douglass labs, the water fights in the summer in the lab with distilled water, the makeshift water fountain made in the back of the room, mixing all solutions on the table to see what colour we would get which lead to staining the table when "accidently" spilling it on the desk, and of course the guy who nearly burned his head standing to close to a spirit burner.

and the only time i really ever got in trouble in the lab was when i said something stupid in response to a teachers question, ok let me set the tone, he asked whats brown in water, and obviously you probably dont evan need to guess what my answer was going to be, but im gonna tell you anyway, i said poo, yes i didnt say shit i said poo, now poo is a pretty safe word to say, or i suppose i could have said faeces however thats spelt, but poo sounded more childish so i went with it, now the teacher went MAD, he started saying things which i kinda blanked out, and then got back in when he told me to leave the lesson, in my head i was like Shazzaammmm, coz i just got myself kicked out in the first 15mins of a 2hour lesson of straight up chemistry, wooooo,

anyway for the last 2 weeks at uni i have been playing with bacteria (yes playing football b-ball and the rest LOL) in the lab, and for some strange reason i swear this guy knew we had a microbiology lesson yet this guy turns up in sandals, the good thing for him was he wasnt wearing socks or he would have dug his own grave and forever got dissed for remaining time at uni, anyways during this time i kept thinking i should scare him and just keep dropping things near his foot, and then spray distilled water and pretend it was from my pippette which we had stuff like ecoli and other stuff in, this same guy i swear turns up his tracksuit bottoms now come on who does that lol, plus when he does it to his jeans he is walking arround with the highest jackups ive ever seen, plus he is standing up not sitting down which is pretty incredible if you ask me, ok i dont have much say about my lab fun, as most i cant actually remember now, my chain of thought has been distracted (thanks gemma and your lameness to facebook i hope you read this lol)

random people on the train, ok ive encountered so many weirdos on the silverlink that i should start taking pictures and numbering them, well two weeks ago theres was these two men talking about trains and train maps but heres where it really gets sad, one of them pulled out a book of train maps from the north east now thats just well sad, if you ask me, and im guessing these 2 men are either gay or just very very lonely,
new paragraph lol dont usually do these just leave a giant space but anyway then there was this posh man who proceeded to talk on his phone, when started talking i immediatly paused the song on my ipod to start listening into his phone conversation, and i locked on to this because i got this feeling like this guy is about to get robbed as he didnt belond on the train, anyway he kept talking key points, badminton (quite sad in its own) he used the word desasterous i cant evan spell it and i aient evan gonna look it up, and finally the creme de creme, the icing on the cake he begins to hum into the phone, wait for it, the thomas the tank engine theme tune and father ted theme tune, if there was anytime to throw fruit and veg at someone now was the time,
another paragraph wow im on fire today lol, last week this guy gets onto the train and this guy is drinking beer and smoking and not mention talking to himself in my head thinking at any minute this guy could snap, or get up start singing or something this man was dangerous,
finally tramps once again the tramps get a mention on the blog, and i think tramps have stepped up there game a little, i swear when they come on the train with there lame ass story "im sorry to disturb you but if can please blah blah" shut up you tramp anyway these tramps i swear i dont think i could call these guys tramps the one tramp was wearing roccawear, yes i said roccawear im pretty sure thats not everyday tramp uniform,

im just gonna wrap this up coz ive run out of things to type and ill probably have more to type next time lol,