Reaching a New Low,

right, this is gonna be more laugh at me than more laugh with me, but again you wouldnt know this happened unless i told you, anyway last night as i was clearing up the mess i made last night at work, i apparently accidently threw away something that i shouldnt have, well i get called by my mother at about 10am asking if i did indeed throw whatever it was away, and im trying to play backtrack to try and remember if i did, turns out i did, anyway she says i need to get that out or at least try to, i just stood there phone in my hand like huh...

she said she would pay me to get it, started at £10 which raised to £20 which eventually hit £40, so i thought you know what ill just go into work make it look like i tried and just say i couldnt find it, so i went about my business went to work shreaded stuff, which i tried to stretch out so i could get paid more lol, the day before i sorted out plastic wallets :p booyahh anyway when i was done i had nothing to do, so i sat on the computer im typing this very post out on, and started just going on facebook and twitter, when my mum tells me that i have to go down and check again but if i could get it this time it be £50, im sitting there like fuck sake, she came down with me, i had to remove bin bags and i knew exactly where i put it, the giant bin was empty the night before so it was right down in the bottom, so by the time i was able to see it it was pretty far down,

i required something to stand on, so i asked the porter he gave a small step ladder, that wasnt gonna do it, so i went upstairs and got a big ladder, stood on it, tried to get it out, nearly fell in, thats when i thought this probably isnt a good idea, i found a broken mop handle and used that to fish it out at least so i could pull it out, which worked, but the fact that i nearly fell in was the worst part, imagine if i did....