Thats what She said part 2

ok, i know these Jokes are Lewd and Crude but dammit the friggen funny when you say it at the right place at the right time,

Monday at Uni, at Lunch, me and another girl were eating lunch, this being the same girl from the last thats what she said Joke was said a few weeks ago, back to the story, we are eating cheeseburgers from the nearby kebab shop next to University, i get my usual plain no salad no nothing, whereas she got pretty much everything on there, there was ketchup, mayonaise and burger sauce on there, so we get back to the SU:bar and we are eating and her burger is pretty much leaking ketchup mayo and burger sauce all over the place in which she first says its dripping all over my fingers, yet that was a perfect momment to say it, however i missed that oppertunity to say it, as she continued to talk but then she set up another shot and i pretty much kicked it into the goal, or hit it out of the park enough sports analogys, she said, eugh its going all over my face. i knew what i was gonna say before she evan finished her sentance or continued talking, i knew from when she said eugh lol that i was gonna say thats what she said, and i did, and then getting off my chair and punch the air saying yeaaahhh, this did cause a scene as everyone started to look at me, i didnt care lol it does appear that these opportunies for the that what she said comment are becoming more easy to come by.

you know when you get sent a text on your phone that is fucking hillarious, especially as it caught you off guard, although some of them are pretty outdated now, especially the oh my battery is running out call me on and ask for blah blah its really outdated, although was really good at the time, i got hit by that although didnt bother calling it, but when i called her the next day on her phone, she said it was for Buckingham palace lol.

Then the other day i recieved this message, (image below) it caught me off guard as i wasnt having the best day at the time, then i read it and just like wow you got me but that was fucking awesome, so i thank my good friend Meg for sending me that text it was well worth it lol,

1 comments:

Meg said...

lol you and your disgustingly lewd juvenile fart and bum joke behaviour Manny! >=) love it :p that text well funny! i wasnt expecting it either when i read it and cracked up laughing :p knew i had to send it someone who would appreciate it and send it on :D glad it cheered you up honehhhhhhhh. thought id post a comment cos i havent..in..well....erm...months :p dont you just love sausages egg and onions? mmmmmmm bask in the ambience >=) my "rude" hm told me something funny she heard from a guy at work the other day..... "The economic state atm is worse than divorce...you still lose half your assets but you keep your wife" :p well i think its funny anyways lol bye bluuuuuuud talk to you soon..MWAH!