this is the final installment of the retake saga, this week, well what can i say about this one, erm well i failed this one lol HOWEVER lol i did write like 120% more than i wrote yesterday haha
i knew going into this, im repeating this module next year, so i accepted and came to terms with that, so during the exam, i looked at the exam paper turned to the 2 people beside me mouthed the phrase shit im fucked, both replied same, so i did what i could and more than doubled what i wrote yesterday, i suppose one of the question i sounded like a total idiot lol, however again, to pass time i asked for a dictionary and did read it for a bit before i had a brain wave, i started using the dictionary to answer some of the questions, on a side note the exam invigilator sounded like the mac, no not the voice on my mac that i use to read to me when i cant be bothered, but the original mac, John McEnroe.
so 30 mins i notice the dude to the right of me is also pretty much finished, and looking arround the room a number of people have also given up, and i think like myself they didnt wanna be that first person to leave, but it became a silent battle between the dude next to see who would crack and leave first, at the time i wasnt aware we were in a silent battle, but again no one else had left and everyone was waiting for that first person to get up and leave, so i started drawing lol, then the dude eventually got up and left, again unaware i was competing said to myself ill give it 2 mins before i raise my hand and leave to, it was till i got outside when i spoke to the dude, did i know that him and i were in a battle of witts to see who would leave first,
anyways thats done now and i dont have to worry about anything until september,
Retakes Part 2
just finished my molecular genetics exam, how did i find it lets just say it didnt go to well, i went into that exam sat down, first of all the invidulator was fucking idiot! sat down and in the 10mins reading time i realised i was fucked and so failing this exam i did what i knew which was basically nothing and passed the time reading a dictionary till i could actually leave, in total i wrote about 87 words or so and a drawing of what should have been a plasmid but looked more like an onion ring, then when leaving the invidulator being a idiot not understanding the rules of people leaving the room, the rule is you cant leave within first 45mins and the last 30mins, and he tries to say you can only leave in the first 45mins and the last 30mins, and then made a fuss that no one could leave.
currently in uni typing this up and it feels weird typing on a blocky keyboard and using internet explorer lol. gonna attempt to do some revision for my metabolism test tomorrow,
currently in uni typing this up and it feels weird typing on a blocky keyboard and using internet explorer lol. gonna attempt to do some revision for my metabolism test tomorrow,
Retakes Part 1,
cant really sleep, so i find myself putting up another late night blog,
so i had my first 2 retake exams yesterday, wasnt that fun, first of all getting up at 6:30am, i have said in my recent twitter updates, i have not been up at that time in about 4 months, however i have went to bed at this time, but thats a different story lol, got to uni and its like the a war went on during the summer at uni as the place just looks messed up, went to cafeteria i clearly wasnt suppose to go in there, as theres bloody wire hanging from the ceiling and tubes and all sorts all about the place.
the first exam Medical Microbiology, id pretty much wanna forget about, as stupid questions came up lol,
the second exam, provided much more enjoyment, the exam was set up that you do first 5 short answer questions so you write in pretty much note form, and then 1 essay question, i was pretty much winging it from here onwards,
Question: Briefly describe Jaundice,
My Answer: You turn yellow, Init
im not here to tell you the write answer, but if you want it you can google it, but during the exam i was like erm err ermm i have to write something, and i went for something stupid. the essay question i had a choice of three different questions and had to answer one, i choose to answer the question on the female reproductive system and hormones involved in pregnancy. so your wondering what ive done, well i might have told most people already, however here goes, i drew the female reproductive system, only in this exam could you draw a vagina and possibly get marks for it, i also annotated it. i really wish i could have taken a picture of what i had done, cause it was shaded aswell as erm i had that much time to LOL
i still have 2 more, 1 on thursday and 1 on friday, so that will be fun, ill inform you about these aswell. so i better start revising at some point later today i suppose, i hate the next 2 aswell, Molecular Genetics and Metabolism booooo
so i had my first 2 retake exams yesterday, wasnt that fun, first of all getting up at 6:30am, i have said in my recent twitter updates, i have not been up at that time in about 4 months, however i have went to bed at this time, but thats a different story lol, got to uni and its like the a war went on during the summer at uni as the place just looks messed up, went to cafeteria i clearly wasnt suppose to go in there, as theres bloody wire hanging from the ceiling and tubes and all sorts all about the place.
the first exam Medical Microbiology, id pretty much wanna forget about, as stupid questions came up lol,
the second exam, provided much more enjoyment, the exam was set up that you do first 5 short answer questions so you write in pretty much note form, and then 1 essay question, i was pretty much winging it from here onwards,
Question: Briefly describe Jaundice,
My Answer: You turn yellow, Init
im not here to tell you the write answer, but if you want it you can google it, but during the exam i was like erm err ermm i have to write something, and i went for something stupid. the essay question i had a choice of three different questions and had to answer one, i choose to answer the question on the female reproductive system and hormones involved in pregnancy. so your wondering what ive done, well i might have told most people already, however here goes, i drew the female reproductive system, only in this exam could you draw a vagina and possibly get marks for it, i also annotated it. i really wish i could have taken a picture of what i had done, cause it was shaded aswell as erm i had that much time to LOL
i still have 2 more, 1 on thursday and 1 on friday, so that will be fun, ill inform you about these aswell. so i better start revising at some point later today i suppose, i hate the next 2 aswell, Molecular Genetics and Metabolism booooo
Magical Funtime with Dinosaurs
Last week i went to a bar, with friends about 1 or 2 in the afternoon, however as it was early and we decided not to start drinking yet till we ate lunch, so we ordered a couple of Cokes, and this is the funny part we get ID'ed yea we got ID'ed for a frigging Coke, i just stood there in shock, but then i later learned possibly why that happened, it turned out it was Results day for the A Level students so there was gonna be a load of 16-18 year olds out and about in and out of bars trying the luck, possibly either celebrating they passed and got into Uni, or they failed and are drowning there sorrows,
right now we shown our ID's and have now made our way to find somewhere to sit, all sofas have been taken, and all the booths have been filled, with families with children, so we decided we shall sit at table and wait for a booth to become available and then order food, so we became lurkers i suppose and pownced at the right momment in order to get the booth.
now sitting in the booth as we just pownced on it, the table had yet to be cleared so in all the mess we find crayons and colouring sheet with jokes and puzzles, in which first i take it upon myself to finish off colouring in, but the people i was with said, can you stop that please, cause passers by will think you coloured it all in, so i stopped and threw a satchet a pepper on the floor in hope it would attract the attention of someone that worked there as they would come over to pick it up they would notice the amounts of dirty plates and cups on the table and remove them, it took a while for this plan to work but it eventually did, but during this time i notice of what the box of crayons were called. and some things are better illustrated.
yes Magical Funtime with Dinosaurs, lol ok if you have a disturbed or dirty mind like mine, well now when i say it you will automatically see what im seeing lol, but i can spot numerous things wrong with that image on a box of crayons, so this will be the puzzle of this blog, Spot whats wrong with this picture, leave a comment with your answer LOL
(and yes i do realise i posted 3 items today)
right now we shown our ID's and have now made our way to find somewhere to sit, all sofas have been taken, and all the booths have been filled, with families with children, so we decided we shall sit at table and wait for a booth to become available and then order food, so we became lurkers i suppose and pownced at the right momment in order to get the booth.
now sitting in the booth as we just pownced on it, the table had yet to be cleared so in all the mess we find crayons and colouring sheet with jokes and puzzles, in which first i take it upon myself to finish off colouring in, but the people i was with said, can you stop that please, cause passers by will think you coloured it all in, so i stopped and threw a satchet a pepper on the floor in hope it would attract the attention of someone that worked there as they would come over to pick it up they would notice the amounts of dirty plates and cups on the table and remove them, it took a while for this plan to work but it eventually did, but during this time i notice of what the box of crayons were called. and some things are better illustrated.
yes Magical Funtime with Dinosaurs, lol ok if you have a disturbed or dirty mind like mine, well now when i say it you will automatically see what im seeing lol, but i can spot numerous things wrong with that image on a box of crayons, so this will be the puzzle of this blog, Spot whats wrong with this picture, leave a comment with your answer LOL
(and yes i do realise i posted 3 items today)
Revision Update.
Dont you just hate when your looking for something and you cant find, and then when your looking for something completly different you find what you were originally looking for?
that happened to me yesterday, as i was looking for the revision notes and powerpoints i printed a few months back, well January and i couldnt find them so i gave up and decided to print them out again, yeh yeh your wasting paper, blah blah, so im in the process of printing, and now im looking for my stapler which i cant find, and i find the out notes grrrr
and i know i said i wouldnt have any posts till the end of the month or possibly next month, but i seem to have my annoying insomnia back again which is really what i need its 3:30am i cant sleep but i feel tired and i cant revise in this state as im virtually brain dead, however how im putting together sentances is beyond me,
that happened to me yesterday, as i was looking for the revision notes and powerpoints i printed a few months back, well January and i couldnt find them so i gave up and decided to print them out again, yeh yeh your wasting paper, blah blah, so im in the process of printing, and now im looking for my stapler which i cant find, and i find the out notes grrrr
and i know i said i wouldnt have any posts till the end of the month or possibly next month, but i seem to have my annoying insomnia back again which is really what i need its 3:30am i cant sleep but i feel tired and i cant revise in this state as im virtually brain dead, however how im putting together sentances is beyond me,
would you like to pay less for a slightly slower connection?
Im guessing everyone has at some point in the last year recieved a call from someone trying to sell you something, wether its been a new telephone line, double glazing, or some charity work well today i get called about broadband, and i thought it was funny, the conversation when along the lines of this
Phone Operator : Hi, do you currently have a broadband connection
Me: err yea
PO: am i talking to the current broadband bill payer
Me: err yea
PO: are you under a contract with your current broadband provider
Me: err yea
PO: by any chance do you know when your contract comes to an end
Me: probably arround september
PO: would you be interested in BT broadband?
Me: err well i currently got a cable connection with Virgin Media, but what speeds are you currently offering,
PO: well we can currently offer you a 6.5 Mb Broadband
Me: well i currently recieve a 20 Mb Broadband connection
PO: oh, so how much are you paying for your current service
Me: £27
PO: well wouldnt you like to pay less for a slightly slower connection?
Me: erm no,
PO: are you sure?
Me: ok how much is it?
PO: well its £18.99 for the first 3 months and then £24.99 afterwards on a 12 month contract
Me: righttt so you want me to save £2 a month for a service that is about 2.5 times slower than my current service, wow you really making it hard to say no,
PO: really?
Me: NO! thats insane
PO: I suppose it is, sorry for bothering you enjoy the rest of your day (whislt laughing at the same time)
its funny that some people would actually fall into there scheme, i was actually laughing mostly through this well i say laugh more work laugh not laughing hysterics, i think she realised she wasnt going to win me over
Phone Operator : Hi, do you currently have a broadband connection
Me: err yea
PO: am i talking to the current broadband bill payer
Me: err yea
PO: are you under a contract with your current broadband provider
Me: err yea
PO: by any chance do you know when your contract comes to an end
Me: probably arround september
PO: would you be interested in BT broadband?
Me: err well i currently got a cable connection with Virgin Media, but what speeds are you currently offering,
PO: well we can currently offer you a 6.5 Mb Broadband
Me: well i currently recieve a 20 Mb Broadband connection
PO: oh, so how much are you paying for your current service
Me: £27
PO: well wouldnt you like to pay less for a slightly slower connection?
Me: erm no,
PO: are you sure?
Me: ok how much is it?
PO: well its £18.99 for the first 3 months and then £24.99 afterwards on a 12 month contract
Me: righttt so you want me to save £2 a month for a service that is about 2.5 times slower than my current service, wow you really making it hard to say no,
PO: really?
Me: NO! thats insane
PO: I suppose it is, sorry for bothering you enjoy the rest of your day (whislt laughing at the same time)
its funny that some people would actually fall into there scheme, i was actually laughing mostly through this well i say laugh more work laugh not laughing hysterics, i think she realised she wasnt going to win me over
Batman goes Shopping?
Quick blog update to let you know, no i havnt lost interest in my blog, and i know i havnt done a post in a while, and there has been a major lack of posts this month, well i got some studying to do and next week i will be at university majority of the week and when im done with that there will be more posts, most likely these posts will pop up arround right at the end of August or possibly September,
But a quick side note on how lazy i can be, My student loans form which i should have technically handed in the form in towards the end of April however i blame them mainly for this i wasnt sent the form, so i went to the office picked that up in June technically i could have filled out the form right there and then gave it in but instead i left it in my room and didnt hand it in till today
Also Batman The Dark Knight fever is still upon us, well me, that film was trully awesome much better than Iron Man, still cant believe i watched it at Imax at 2am got out at 5am or so, the day it was released in the UK, that was over a month ago but i found batman while i was in Marble Arch, he was shopping in Marks and Spencers, so i had to take a picture LOL
But a quick side note on how lazy i can be, My student loans form which i should have technically handed in the form in towards the end of April however i blame them mainly for this i wasnt sent the form, so i went to the office picked that up in June technically i could have filled out the form right there and then gave it in but instead i left it in my room and didnt hand it in till today
Also Batman The Dark Knight fever is still upon us, well me, that film was trully awesome much better than Iron Man, still cant believe i watched it at Imax at 2am got out at 5am or so, the day it was released in the UK, that was over a month ago but i found batman while i was in Marble Arch, he was shopping in Marks and Spencers, so i had to take a picture LOL
Unsociable House Party
havnt blogged in a couple of weeks and thought i should type up a quick update.
this weekend, was a funny one started off with a small party in my house to celebrate my birthday and my dads birthday as there one week apart, so basically got a bit more birthday money to add to the birthday money 2 weeks ago, this was a odd party as i recognised some of the people at the party but then there were a few that i was bit like who the hell are you, and how the hell do you know my name, but rather than sit outside with the guests i took the unsociable route and decided to stay in my room and watch football whist drinking alcoholic beverages,
then my room started to fill up with people and kids playing on the xbox 360, one evan touched my new tv screen, which i had to bite my tongue not to shout, i probably did the same when i was a child but i feel like ranting, lol cause this damn kid was irritating me he just wouldnt shut up and theres sometimes so much you can take of a squeeky voice before you get irritated and want to punch something. He would run out of the room then back in and point to something in my room and go where did you get that? or proceed to tell his minimal lifestory to everyone in the room one by one, for instance, " do you know who my uncle is?" i so felt after hearing this about 7 times already saying, yes we do fucking know who your fucking uncle is now shut the hell up but i didnt thinking about it again now i wish i did.
then when the children left, some of my friends came over and we messed about with photobooth application on my mac, and also played a long competition of Beijing 2008 on the xbox 360, after playing for a while really makes you tired as its a real button mashing game, was a rather quick clean up compared to my 21st birthday the year before when someone drank to much and passed out on my bed whislt everyone watched SAW 3 or some variation of the SAW film series, this person evan vomited in the toilet and could be heard from my bedroom.
sunday watched the community shield Manchester United vs Portsmouth was great we won it again what else can i say lol,
this weekend, was a funny one started off with a small party in my house to celebrate my birthday and my dads birthday as there one week apart, so basically got a bit more birthday money to add to the birthday money 2 weeks ago, this was a odd party as i recognised some of the people at the party but then there were a few that i was bit like who the hell are you, and how the hell do you know my name, but rather than sit outside with the guests i took the unsociable route and decided to stay in my room and watch football whist drinking alcoholic beverages,
then my room started to fill up with people and kids playing on the xbox 360, one evan touched my new tv screen, which i had to bite my tongue not to shout, i probably did the same when i was a child but i feel like ranting, lol cause this damn kid was irritating me he just wouldnt shut up and theres sometimes so much you can take of a squeeky voice before you get irritated and want to punch something. He would run out of the room then back in and point to something in my room and go where did you get that? or proceed to tell his minimal lifestory to everyone in the room one by one, for instance, " do you know who my uncle is?" i so felt after hearing this about 7 times already saying, yes we do fucking know who your fucking uncle is now shut the hell up but i didnt thinking about it again now i wish i did.
then when the children left, some of my friends came over and we messed about with photobooth application on my mac, and also played a long competition of Beijing 2008 on the xbox 360, after playing for a while really makes you tired as its a real button mashing game, was a rather quick clean up compared to my 21st birthday the year before when someone drank to much and passed out on my bed whislt everyone watched SAW 3 or some variation of the SAW film series, this person evan vomited in the toilet and could be heard from my bedroom.
sunday watched the community shield Manchester United vs Portsmouth was great we won it again what else can i say lol,
