ok i was suppose to post this a few days ago, but now i suppose i can right this more in the past tense as im healed, i shall keep the title as it is. I went to work 2 days after being back from vacation, whats up with that 2 days after lol i suppose this is the real world calling lol, didnt work all that long that day, but it damn well felt like a full day, now your thinking he didnt work a full day and he is bitching, well i suppose i am, but i was lifting heavy boxes of stupid documents to the bosses house to be filed at his penthouse...
this involved lifting these boxes first to the lift, there was about 8 boxes, then loading 8 boxes into the lift, loading the boxes out of the lift, and then lifting them downstairs to put by the door and then lifting them again into the car, followed by lifting out of the car into the building, into lift, out of lift, and then into penthouse, and not once did i have a stupid trolley or some sort of thing to help me move them, during all this, im sweating as if im running a marathon, whislt feeling the strain in my back, well feeling it break and die, it actually felt as if my back was broken lol, i got that all done got driven home, and then getting upstairs to lay down, after rubbing bengay into my back which is really gay, made my back tingle and feel as if it was on fire, not to mention smell.
being a semi pro alcholic lol, i decided to go out and watch the football in the condition of my back i really shouldnt have, walking completly straight backed as if my back was attached to a big piece of wood, does not look cool, almost looks like your trying to hold your shit in, with the butt clench manouver. We had no seating by the time we got there, so we stood up for the pregame stuff, then asked to people who was not using all the stools at there table, so i asked the man, this man clearly was hard of hearing or was just a fucking dickhead, as i asked him are you using those stools, and looks confused, and then i point to them and ask him again, and he hands me the drinks menu, then i say no the stools then he gives me a salt shaker, finally i just took the stools, during the second half of the game, my friend handed me a chair with a back, which provided some relief to my back however, after the game which was a pretty sucky game manchester united drew, despite being the better side and having numerous chances, we left the bar after watching highlights from the other games, and as i got up back tightened up again, must have tightened up when sitting back on the chair,
went home applied more of the hotfire tingly cream and took some painkillers, and went to sleep, woke up and decided to stretch my back doing some yoga stretches, now dont laugh, you only know i did yoga stetches dont think hahaha i have one over him now, no i told you i did that, i did this for the next 2 days. and im feeling 100% now waiting for my next setback lol, as it seems to happen alot, im gonna guess its gonna be my left ankle again,
First day back
ok my first day back being in London was tiring i suppose, lol was so tired, and couldnt be bothered really to do anything, slept till about 11:30 in which my friend from Uni called me, to ask me what i got in exams, its annoying when people blatently know when youve been sleeping and they clearly woke you up but they always ask you, ahhh did i wake you up my bads lol, anyway yes i did find out my results, i passed 1 so i dont have to retake anything in the first semester, while i have to do my semester 2 modules again, oh wells
went into Town to exchange the dollars i have which is always a depressing thing to do, as you you start with $300 and then you leave with pretty much nothing, well nothing is a bit of a exaggeration, you end up with half,
also picked up Xbox 360 game "TNA Impact" decent game if you like wrestling not really got the hang of it yet, also picked up some microsoft points and a 3month xbox live subscription,
went into Town to exchange the dollars i have which is always a depressing thing to do, as you you start with $300 and then you leave with pretty much nothing, well nothing is a bit of a exaggeration, you end up with half,
also picked up Xbox 360 game "TNA Impact" decent game if you like wrestling not really got the hang of it yet, also picked up some microsoft points and a 3month xbox live subscription,
Time Travelling into the Future
Back home in London, and damn am i tired, despite numerous hours of sleep,
so my flight was at 7am new york time, and we left Albany at i think it was 12:30am, i cant be sure, either way it was late or early in evening or morning however you want to play it, i dont remember much of the drive as asleep in the back of the car, not exactly the most comfortable way to sleep however cant complain as i once slept in a bathtub and also underneath a table with no blanket in the winter, arrived at JFK airport at 3:15am was annoyed mainly cause the check in desk hadnt evan opened yet, and partly cause i was still half asleep and groggy, so was all checked in and ready to sit arround in the Duty free area, unlike heathrow where you go through security checks then go into Duty Free and you carry your purchases onto the plane, here you purchase Duty free items they give you a reciept and then you pick them up as you board the plane after security checks, although not much point doing any duty free shopping when your there so early they aient open.
so moving on to security checks, well this time after getting searched after going through the metal detector in London, i decided to remove my belt aswell funny that they now require everyone to remove there shoes and put them through the xray machine to, so im walking through the xray machine my jeans falling down, and in my socks, it didnt go off so i was best pleased, then sat arround my gate, which happed to be B28 notice anything about that number? lol, waited for nod to board the plane, struggling to keep my eyes open as i sat at the gate, they finally say we can board the plane, which happened to be called "Cover Girl" which i remember and forgot to type down when going to New York my plane was called "Indian Princess" anyway i dont remember much about the take off, for the first time i can recall i fell asleep during take off not evan noticing take off, which is usually my favourite part of getting on a Plane, well i woke up and started messing about with the inflight entertainment console which did work this time unlike the flight to New York, however did die on me twice, lol
Landed in London well as i put it Time Travelling 5 hours into the future, and went straight through to immigration, which was incredibly quick which is awesome lol, as they barely ask you a question when you have a british passport, they might ask you your flight number in my experience but thats about it, unlike new york lol, when they take your finger prints and photo, and the line moving extremely quick and watching the sheep herded line for all other passports not moving at all.
collected the bags, which was incredibly more heavy then when we first set off, making pulling them off the baggage carrosel more difficult, also steering the trolley arround alot more difficult, making turns with it involved a more wider turning circle lol, needed to take a cab home, and lucky for me we didnt call captain smelly from the journey to heathrow a week ago, now at Arrivals your gonna find alot of mini cab services at your disposal charging ridiculous prices, and you will most likely find a long wait for one, heres a quick tip, move towards departures and find a cab there lol there bound be alot of mini cabs that have just dropped off someone and looking for someone to drive back,
arrived home, spoke to a few friends and went to sleep, shouldnt be too Jet Lagged as i normally sleep about 4am in the morning anyway,
so my flight was at 7am new york time, and we left Albany at i think it was 12:30am, i cant be sure, either way it was late or early in evening or morning however you want to play it, i dont remember much of the drive as asleep in the back of the car, not exactly the most comfortable way to sleep however cant complain as i once slept in a bathtub and also underneath a table with no blanket in the winter, arrived at JFK airport at 3:15am was annoyed mainly cause the check in desk hadnt evan opened yet, and partly cause i was still half asleep and groggy, so was all checked in and ready to sit arround in the Duty free area, unlike heathrow where you go through security checks then go into Duty Free and you carry your purchases onto the plane, here you purchase Duty free items they give you a reciept and then you pick them up as you board the plane after security checks, although not much point doing any duty free shopping when your there so early they aient open.
so moving on to security checks, well this time after getting searched after going through the metal detector in London, i decided to remove my belt aswell funny that they now require everyone to remove there shoes and put them through the xray machine to, so im walking through the xray machine my jeans falling down, and in my socks, it didnt go off so i was best pleased, then sat arround my gate, which happed to be B28 notice anything about that number? lol, waited for nod to board the plane, struggling to keep my eyes open as i sat at the gate, they finally say we can board the plane, which happened to be called "Cover Girl" which i remember and forgot to type down when going to New York my plane was called "Indian Princess" anyway i dont remember much about the take off, for the first time i can recall i fell asleep during take off not evan noticing take off, which is usually my favourite part of getting on a Plane, well i woke up and started messing about with the inflight entertainment console which did work this time unlike the flight to New York, however did die on me twice, lol
Landed in London well as i put it Time Travelling 5 hours into the future, and went straight through to immigration, which was incredibly quick which is awesome lol, as they barely ask you a question when you have a british passport, they might ask you your flight number in my experience but thats about it, unlike new york lol, when they take your finger prints and photo, and the line moving extremely quick and watching the sheep herded line for all other passports not moving at all.
collected the bags, which was incredibly more heavy then when we first set off, making pulling them off the baggage carrosel more difficult, also steering the trolley arround alot more difficult, making turns with it involved a more wider turning circle lol, needed to take a cab home, and lucky for me we didnt call captain smelly from the journey to heathrow a week ago, now at Arrivals your gonna find alot of mini cab services at your disposal charging ridiculous prices, and you will most likely find a long wait for one, heres a quick tip, move towards departures and find a cab there lol there bound be alot of mini cabs that have just dropped off someone and looking for someone to drive back,
arrived home, spoke to a few friends and went to sleep, shouldnt be too Jet Lagged as i normally sleep about 4am in the morning anyway,
NY Trip Quick Round Up
right not much occurred the next couple of days so im going to summarise what occurred as best as possible,
a trip to the retail outlet and watching wwe unforgiven on the web browser on my cousins nintendo wii, that killed a few hours, and then failure to find a Green New York Jets Brett Favre Jersey so had to settle for a T-shirt,
Went out the next night to watch a film called Death Race, which is a pretty cool movie, its a racing movie so you if you dont like those types of movies you probably might wanna skip it, although all i gotta say is its got a ford mustang init, and almost every film with this Car init is awesome
next day spent sometime in the shopping centre i refuse to say mall, lol anyway i did manage to find the jersey after checking numerous stores there, so yay, then went out again in the evening and well i spent the night pretty much being annoyed, mainly cause the manbeater well ball crusher and the self proclaimed coolest 16 year old i know, decided to annoy me, right the first part was probably my fault but technically if you leave yourself open for a verbal attack then im most deffinetly going to take it, the self proclaimed coolest 16 year old said something so random and out of nowhere, i cant exactly remember what she said but ill give a example of something similar, so for instance, the conversation starts to intially die down and someone pops up and says i fucking hate you and im gonna kill you, now thats a bit of a extreme example and what she said was a bit more mild lol, but you get the point, and as everyone was like woah where the hell did that come from? and then i said are you on your period? what followed was a brutal attack and slap, which you would think i would come out worse, i want to remind you i did not fight back, so how she hurt her fingers is beyond me, and then i was told you shouldnt say period as there were children arround, in which i said period isnt a bad word for instance, have you got English in second Period? lol, which then proceeded by help from ball buster, hey your on your period, period. LOL
they then first made attempts to take my phone, which was in my pocket, in which i yelled loudly and repeatedly why are you touching my penis, stop touching my penis, and they were laughing and the girl responded no im trying to get his phone, in which they said yeh phone code for something else, well after they finally got my phone they decided to take my phone and text girls random things like hey babe, you've been on my mind, and other bullshit, in which i had to make phone calls from America back to England to explain it wasnt me, thus getting raped when the charges comes from my phone bill, oops, so i was a bit annoyed for the rest of the night and whislt we watched the forbidon kingdom on dvd, man that film felt long, best way to describe is almost like Lord of The Rings with Kung Fu,
following day was my last day, and yes my balls were under attack once again with again the 4 pound weight ball, dropped from height aswell as i was also sitting in the most vunerable position, being that i was first sitting on this abs chair thing, which when you move performs stomach crunches but i obviously wasnt using it for that, as it was also modified with pillows, so laying back on that left my balls wide open for an attack lol, the modified chair however makes you fall asleep during movies when you sit in it cause your so comftable on it, so was falling asleep during one of the best movies of the summer Iron Man,
the next blog post will be about my flight back,
a trip to the retail outlet and watching wwe unforgiven on the web browser on my cousins nintendo wii, that killed a few hours, and then failure to find a Green New York Jets Brett Favre Jersey so had to settle for a T-shirt,
Went out the next night to watch a film called Death Race, which is a pretty cool movie, its a racing movie so you if you dont like those types of movies you probably might wanna skip it, although all i gotta say is its got a ford mustang init, and almost every film with this Car init is awesome
next day spent sometime in the shopping centre i refuse to say mall, lol anyway i did manage to find the jersey after checking numerous stores there, so yay, then went out again in the evening and well i spent the night pretty much being annoyed, mainly cause the manbeater well ball crusher and the self proclaimed coolest 16 year old i know, decided to annoy me, right the first part was probably my fault but technically if you leave yourself open for a verbal attack then im most deffinetly going to take it, the self proclaimed coolest 16 year old said something so random and out of nowhere, i cant exactly remember what she said but ill give a example of something similar, so for instance, the conversation starts to intially die down and someone pops up and says i fucking hate you and im gonna kill you, now thats a bit of a extreme example and what she said was a bit more mild lol, but you get the point, and as everyone was like woah where the hell did that come from? and then i said are you on your period? what followed was a brutal attack and slap, which you would think i would come out worse, i want to remind you i did not fight back, so how she hurt her fingers is beyond me, and then i was told you shouldnt say period as there were children arround, in which i said period isnt a bad word for instance, have you got English in second Period? lol, which then proceeded by help from ball buster, hey your on your period, period. LOL
they then first made attempts to take my phone, which was in my pocket, in which i yelled loudly and repeatedly why are you touching my penis, stop touching my penis, and they were laughing and the girl responded no im trying to get his phone, in which they said yeh phone code for something else, well after they finally got my phone they decided to take my phone and text girls random things like hey babe, you've been on my mind, and other bullshit, in which i had to make phone calls from America back to England to explain it wasnt me, thus getting raped when the charges comes from my phone bill, oops, so i was a bit annoyed for the rest of the night and whislt we watched the forbidon kingdom on dvd, man that film felt long, best way to describe is almost like Lord of The Rings with Kung Fu,
following day was my last day, and yes my balls were under attack once again with again the 4 pound weight ball, dropped from height aswell as i was also sitting in the most vunerable position, being that i was first sitting on this abs chair thing, which when you move performs stomach crunches but i obviously wasnt using it for that, as it was also modified with pillows, so laying back on that left my balls wide open for an attack lol, the modified chair however makes you fall asleep during movies when you sit in it cause your so comftable on it, so was falling asleep during one of the best movies of the summer Iron Man,
the next blog post will be about my flight back,
What have my balls done to you?
arriving in Albany I don't pretty much recall as I fell asleep on the car ride there, firstly cause I didn't sleep on the plane, well actually I did for about 30-45 minutes which clearly isn't enough as that's just a power nap. And secondly as it was night time it was pretty dark and the open road is incredibly boring that it will make you fall asleep, glad I wasn't driving. Went to bed when we got to the house where I found out I'm sleeping in the basement alone which is pretty cool.
The next day was a sports orientated day also talking to relatives, watched formula one and bits and pieces of three NFL games, mainly cause I was getting asked innopropriate (might wanna spell check that word for me LOL ) questions by cousins and a friend, one claiming to be the coolest 16 year old I know ( that's a shoutout to her as she wanted to be part of my blog) and the other that punches really hard and then claims to be my best friend LOL she evan threw a magazine at my balls aswell as a four pound weight ball at them, Ge'ez what's my balls done to you
Then me and my other cousin when out to rent a game which turned into a failure as we left with nothing and returned with nothing as the video store we went to had nothing worth playing. So I continued to watch NFL till I fell asleep.
The next day was so uneventful that it doesn't really deserve it's seperate post, Monday was possibly the most boring day I've experienced ever, i could of been at home in london and done all this lol all I did today was watch sportscentre and bernie mac re-runs which really wasn't all that great, then I got forced to watch last nights MTV vma's evan tho it was hosted by russel brand the show totally sucked in my opinion didn't compare to vma's from recent years
My phone battery died today aswell and being a smart arse before leaving home thought I don't need my actual charger, I can use my USB data cable instead but move especially as I'm not using my laptop which I'm really regreting not bringing now. Gonna have to resort to possibly buying a charger tommorow to charge my phone
The next day was a sports orientated day also talking to relatives, watched formula one and bits and pieces of three NFL games, mainly cause I was getting asked innopropriate (might wanna spell check that word for me LOL ) questions by cousins and a friend, one claiming to be the coolest 16 year old I know ( that's a shoutout to her as she wanted to be part of my blog) and the other that punches really hard and then claims to be my best friend LOL she evan threw a magazine at my balls aswell as a four pound weight ball at them, Ge'ez what's my balls done to you
Then me and my other cousin when out to rent a game which turned into a failure as we left with nothing and returned with nothing as the video store we went to had nothing worth playing. So I continued to watch NFL till I fell asleep.
The next day was so uneventful that it doesn't really deserve it's seperate post, Monday was possibly the most boring day I've experienced ever, i could of been at home in london and done all this lol all I did today was watch sportscentre and bernie mac re-runs which really wasn't all that great, then I got forced to watch last nights MTV vma's evan tho it was hosted by russel brand the show totally sucked in my opinion didn't compare to vma's from recent years
My phone battery died today aswell and being a smart arse before leaving home thought I don't need my actual charger, I can use my USB data cable instead but move especially as I'm not using my laptop which I'm really regreting not bringing now. Gonna have to resort to possibly buying a charger tommorow to charge my phone
Randomly Selected?
Right my last post basically outlined I that I was going to New York, well I can tell you I have arrived and currently typing this post on my iPod touch so all photos will have to put up at a later date anyway I shall tell my story of getting here.
So I left my house at 2pm to take a cab to the airport, now this part normally wouldn't need to be part of this story but it really does, as I'm loading the luggage into the boot I notice a strange smell, was a nasty shitty smell but I thought eh could be just a drain or a dog did a shit on the pavement. But as we take off to the airport I notice the smell is in the car at first I checked my shoes you know just incase. Then I realise that it's the car and the cab driver, seriously this was some rank smell it was like he liturally brushed his teeth with shit,
Anyways smelly cab got me to the airport in which check in was fast and easy, went through to departures after grabbing some breakfast, went through the metal detectors my belt triggered the alarm then got searched more groped than searched, then after that went in to the duty free area,
Now onto the plane journey besides the gate being on the other end of the airport, and being delayed for 45mins it was ok, plane was pretty empty could sit anywhere you wanted, I had a window seat to myself the only issue I had was with the inflight entertainment it was broken and they only showed 2 films in one go, Kung fu panda which I suppose wasn't all that bad but nima island totally sucked. So I didn't watch that it was pretty boring for the remaining 5 hours of the plane journey, ended up being on the plane longer than we should of due to bad weather was windy and rainy which is funny as it was similar weather I left.behind in London
The title of this post came from this part of the story after finally landing being 30 mins stuck in the air it was time to go through to imigration this is normally easy but it turns out I've been "randomly selected" for questioning now I used randomly selected in speech marks as the last time I was in New York in 2003 I got selected to do this again, you could see why I was annoyed, anyway I get sent to a roped off area for questioning, unlike 2003 I didn't get questioned about the middle east, this time I got asked if I was in the military and if I had fired a gun, now considering these guys were armed I didn't go for the smart arse answer I simply answered "no sir", I was pretty much done when I noticed a young kid about 5 or 6 sitting waiting with an official no parents to be questioned, crying his eyes out you know you see something like that makes you feel so bad
Anyway got the luggage and got out and prepped for the long drive to Albany, anyway I'm gonna end it here you try typing all this on a iPod touch, more updates to come
So I left my house at 2pm to take a cab to the airport, now this part normally wouldn't need to be part of this story but it really does, as I'm loading the luggage into the boot I notice a strange smell, was a nasty shitty smell but I thought eh could be just a drain or a dog did a shit on the pavement. But as we take off to the airport I notice the smell is in the car at first I checked my shoes you know just incase. Then I realise that it's the car and the cab driver, seriously this was some rank smell it was like he liturally brushed his teeth with shit,
Anyways smelly cab got me to the airport in which check in was fast and easy, went through to departures after grabbing some breakfast, went through the metal detectors my belt triggered the alarm then got searched more groped than searched, then after that went in to the duty free area,
Now onto the plane journey besides the gate being on the other end of the airport, and being delayed for 45mins it was ok, plane was pretty empty could sit anywhere you wanted, I had a window seat to myself the only issue I had was with the inflight entertainment it was broken and they only showed 2 films in one go, Kung fu panda which I suppose wasn't all that bad but nima island totally sucked. So I didn't watch that it was pretty boring for the remaining 5 hours of the plane journey, ended up being on the plane longer than we should of due to bad weather was windy and rainy which is funny as it was similar weather I left.behind in London
The title of this post came from this part of the story after finally landing being 30 mins stuck in the air it was time to go through to imigration this is normally easy but it turns out I've been "randomly selected" for questioning now I used randomly selected in speech marks as the last time I was in New York in 2003 I got selected to do this again, you could see why I was annoyed, anyway I get sent to a roped off area for questioning, unlike 2003 I didn't get questioned about the middle east, this time I got asked if I was in the military and if I had fired a gun, now considering these guys were armed I didn't go for the smart arse answer I simply answered "no sir", I was pretty much done when I noticed a young kid about 5 or 6 sitting waiting with an official no parents to be questioned, crying his eyes out you know you see something like that makes you feel so bad
Anyway got the luggage and got out and prepped for the long drive to Albany, anyway I'm gonna end it here you try typing all this on a iPod touch, more updates to come
Leaving for New York
this is quick update post, just to let you know that im gonna be heading to New York for a week, i wont be bringing the laptop with me as i dont wanna bring all the hassle of carrying it arround evan tho it is fairly light, i just cant be bothered, however if you wish to contact me email me, as im gonna be near a computer at some point while im away, not to mention ill be able to check my email from my ipod touch granted that i can find a wifi signal lol, this will be a scheduled update, so by the time your reading this ill probably have left for the airport or on the plane going to New York,
if i can find a wifi signal i will give you short mini updates, of my blog the american edition i suppose lol, stuff i encountered on the plane for instance the annoying crying baby, maybe evan note down the pilot name, and of course rant and rave on stuff that happens that i feel are worth talking about.
a example would be the last time i was in New York, i bought a movie, that required me to show ID, on the till it flashed check older than 17 or something or other. i showed them my provisonal drivers licence with had my date of birth, and its set out as day month year, but as you know in america they do month then day followed by year, so the guy at the till holds it looking confused, and then calling what i suppose was the senior till person, and then he claims its not real, im thinking wtf and i tell him that its british and explain that they we put the date then the month but he wasnt having none of it, so this guy believes i was born on the 7th day of the 28th Month FUCKING IDIOT
so much more like this should be on the way, and should make for some entertaining reads, so enjoy! and i will try to provide some images aswell,
Take care all, and try not to miss me,
if i can find a wifi signal i will give you short mini updates, of my blog the american edition i suppose lol, stuff i encountered on the plane for instance the annoying crying baby, maybe evan note down the pilot name, and of course rant and rave on stuff that happens that i feel are worth talking about.
a example would be the last time i was in New York, i bought a movie, that required me to show ID, on the till it flashed check older than 17 or something or other. i showed them my provisonal drivers licence with had my date of birth, and its set out as day month year, but as you know in america they do month then day followed by year, so the guy at the till holds it looking confused, and then calling what i suppose was the senior till person, and then he claims its not real, im thinking wtf and i tell him that its british and explain that they we put the date then the month but he wasnt having none of it, so this guy believes i was born on the 7th day of the 28th Month FUCKING IDIOT
so much more like this should be on the way, and should make for some entertaining reads, so enjoy! and i will try to provide some images aswell,
Take care all, and try not to miss me,
Transfer Deadline Day,
First post of September, and what a eventful September it has been already, lets get right into it without and of this mindless chit chat, i know i know the title of the post sucks but i really couldnt think of anything better to put there,
September 1st,
Not many will know or evan care that this was the Transfer window close day, where all football teams that what to buy or sell players must complete that process by 12am that night, and lets just say i was hoping that my team signed a striker by the end of the night as we really needed one, as you probably can tell i ended up in a bar at some point during this story, well it started more from someone asking if i wanted to go out into town, and i said no if its just shopping, as i wanted a drink, so i said id meet them there instead, so i call up a few friends and ask if they want a drink and they said yes, set out drinking and as the bar doesnt have the sports news channel on had to resort to checking this news on mobile internet, which would have been great if i had a full bar of battery however mine was on its last legs, i was getting annoyed however to hear that another team stepped into the chase for the striker my team was trying to sign,
distracted with more drink and a burger and chips, and evan a choccolate fudge cake with ice cream yummy i know lol, however the cake made me feel more bloated than anything so i tried to walk it off, but for some reason it wouldnt go away so i didnt feel like drinking as much as i wanted to lol,
now everyone has experienced going to a toilet and reading some really fucked up shit written in there, sometimes someone has gone to the lengths of engraving it into the walls, however this actually made me laugh, so i took a picture of it,
right if you cant actually read what it says, it says " i fucked your mum " and below it with a arrow pointing to the last message reads "Go Home Dad your Drunk!" lol i just found that funny, and thought id share that with you,
since there was only 3 of us there that night as the original plan was to have some sort of leavers thing for my friend who was leaving the next day, a plan that really failed after originally thinking this plan of getting everyone together was going to work, but when the person leaving doesnt evan show up to his own leavers thing, its not a good sign, anyway there was only 3 of us, and only one of the 3 smokes, and as your not allowed to smoke inside anymore this person had to leave to go outside, and lets just say if your gonna smoke and your by yourself dont sit where your friends who have had a drink can see you through a window sitting by yourself, and do this, although i would have done this evan if i didnt have something to drink,
i thought that was incredibly funny to send that via text message and then watching her recieve the message and give me evils through the window, very very funny! haha, but it didnt end there, it turns out she only had one more smoke left and the 2 of us non smokers decided to hide it and basically prevent her from smoking it, i evan went as far as to first i repeat first warn her, " you are not smoking this, and im gonna lick it " and she will deny this and probably leave a comment on this post as you fucker, but she did infact dare me to, which i did, i licked the filter, lol she wasnt very pleased, and refused to smoke it, so i won the battle, however we did say there was nothing wrong with smoking it afterwards lol, which she eventually did claiming she didnt enjoy it, evan tho i know for a fact that you know my magners cider breath saliva enhanced the smoke
went home, watched the last hour of transfer window still annoyed that manchester united have yet to seal the deal of a striker, when on sky sports news, they show a clip of Dimitar Berbatov arriving and shaking hands with the manager, and the reporters saying there looking to get the deal done and put through the paper work, and im sitting there in bed with the laptop hoping the deal goes through, whist getting annoyed with all the news about the other teams, sitting going i dont care, lol but 30 mins after the transfer window close they announce that Manchester United have signed Dimitar Berbatov, woohooo
this post actually turned out longer than i expected, i shall type a extra post today about Tuesday and Wednesday, its gonna more a mini rant, actually i might do it another time as i really cant be bothered to do it right now, anyways enjoy this post hope u enjoy the visual aids lol, and leave a comment,
September 1st,
Not many will know or evan care that this was the Transfer window close day, where all football teams that what to buy or sell players must complete that process by 12am that night, and lets just say i was hoping that my team signed a striker by the end of the night as we really needed one, as you probably can tell i ended up in a bar at some point during this story, well it started more from someone asking if i wanted to go out into town, and i said no if its just shopping, as i wanted a drink, so i said id meet them there instead, so i call up a few friends and ask if they want a drink and they said yes, set out drinking and as the bar doesnt have the sports news channel on had to resort to checking this news on mobile internet, which would have been great if i had a full bar of battery however mine was on its last legs, i was getting annoyed however to hear that another team stepped into the chase for the striker my team was trying to sign,
distracted with more drink and a burger and chips, and evan a choccolate fudge cake with ice cream yummy i know lol, however the cake made me feel more bloated than anything so i tried to walk it off, but for some reason it wouldnt go away so i didnt feel like drinking as much as i wanted to lol,
now everyone has experienced going to a toilet and reading some really fucked up shit written in there, sometimes someone has gone to the lengths of engraving it into the walls, however this actually made me laugh, so i took a picture of it,
right if you cant actually read what it says, it says " i fucked your mum " and below it with a arrow pointing to the last message reads "Go Home Dad your Drunk!" lol i just found that funny, and thought id share that with you,since there was only 3 of us there that night as the original plan was to have some sort of leavers thing for my friend who was leaving the next day, a plan that really failed after originally thinking this plan of getting everyone together was going to work, but when the person leaving doesnt evan show up to his own leavers thing, its not a good sign, anyway there was only 3 of us, and only one of the 3 smokes, and as your not allowed to smoke inside anymore this person had to leave to go outside, and lets just say if your gonna smoke and your by yourself dont sit where your friends who have had a drink can see you through a window sitting by yourself, and do this, although i would have done this evan if i didnt have something to drink,
i thought that was incredibly funny to send that via text message and then watching her recieve the message and give me evils through the window, very very funny! haha, but it didnt end there, it turns out she only had one more smoke left and the 2 of us non smokers decided to hide it and basically prevent her from smoking it, i evan went as far as to first i repeat first warn her, " you are not smoking this, and im gonna lick it " and she will deny this and probably leave a comment on this post as you fucker, but she did infact dare me to, which i did, i licked the filter, lol she wasnt very pleased, and refused to smoke it, so i won the battle, however we did say there was nothing wrong with smoking it afterwards lol, which she eventually did claiming she didnt enjoy it, evan tho i know for a fact that you know my magners cider breath saliva enhanced the smoke
went home, watched the last hour of transfer window still annoyed that manchester united have yet to seal the deal of a striker, when on sky sports news, they show a clip of Dimitar Berbatov arriving and shaking hands with the manager, and the reporters saying there looking to get the deal done and put through the paper work, and im sitting there in bed with the laptop hoping the deal goes through, whist getting annoyed with all the news about the other teams, sitting going i dont care, lol but 30 mins after the transfer window close they announce that Manchester United have signed Dimitar Berbatov, woohooothis post actually turned out longer than i expected, i shall type a extra post today about Tuesday and Wednesday, its gonna more a mini rant, actually i might do it another time as i really cant be bothered to do it right now, anyways enjoy this post hope u enjoy the visual aids lol, and leave a comment,
