right, this is gonna be more laugh at me than more laugh with me, but again you wouldnt know this happened unless i told you, anyway last night as i was clearing up the mess i made last night at work, i apparently accidently threw away something that i shouldnt have, well i get called by my mother at about 10am asking if i did indeed throw whatever it was away, and im trying to play backtrack to try and remember if i did, turns out i did, anyway she says i need to get that out or at least try to, i just stood there phone in my hand like huh...

she said she would pay me to get it, started at £10 which raised to £20 which eventually hit £40, so i thought you know what ill just go into work make it look like i tried and just say i couldnt find it, so i went about my business went to work shreaded stuff, which i tried to stretch out so i could get paid more lol, the day before i sorted out plastic wallets :p booyahh anyway when i was done i had nothing to do, so i sat on the computer im typing this very post out on, and started just going on facebook and twitter, when my mum tells me that i have to go down and check again but if i could get it this time it be £50, im sitting there like fuck sake, she came down with me, i had to remove bin bags and i knew exactly where i put it, the giant bin was empty the night before so it was right down in the bottom, so by the time i was able to see it it was pretty far down,

i required something to stand on, so i asked the porter he gave a small step ladder, that wasnt gonna do it, so i went upstairs and got a big ladder, stood on it, tried to get it out, nearly fell in, thats when i thought this probably isnt a good idea, i found a broken mop handle and used that to fish it out at least so i could pull it out, which worked, but the fact that i nearly fell in was the worst part, imagine if i did....

Last Sunday if you have me on facebook or follow me on twitter or evan just spoke to me you would know that i was going to Wembley to watch a NFL game, this is more a picture post so if you dont wanna read the sports stuff there isnt much anyway, lol you can just look at some of the pictures i took that day.

and damn was it a great experience, alot better than last years game, which was rained out and it became a mud extravaganza, this year i had a similar type thought that it would be the same as it was raining during the night and early parts of the day, but it held up this year leading to a more exciting game, there was a tailgate party before the game, this should have been great it looked great with all the stuff they had out, but most stuff couldnt be done as it got rained out,


pregame was the stereophonics playing from the 50 yard line, which was followed up by the team introductions, and then both American and British National Anthems, the American National Anthem was sung by Ne-yo, and The British National Anthem was sung by Joss Stone, there was a slight problem with the sound system during the British National Anthem and at times whislt she sung it made it sound as if she was beat boxing lol,


the game was between the New Orleans Saints going against the San Diego Chargers, the Saints were the home team, and flags were placed in all the stands with the Saint logo and the phrase, "be a saint" i got behind the Saints, and they did eventually go on to win in a entertaining a great game,

with wembley being a stadium that seats 90,000 and i presume it was close to that number, it took ages to get home from the stadium, 90,000ish people one train station this does not sound to good, on the route to the station policemen on horses were controling the crowds using the horses as gates (yes really) to stop the moving crowd pushing and shoving into the station, didnt sleep till 4 that night and was pretty much fucked for the next day with Uni at 9, followed by work,

ok, i know these Jokes are Lewd and Crude but dammit the friggen funny when you say it at the right place at the right time,

you know when you get sent a text on your phone that is fucking hillarious, especially as it caught you off guard, although some of them are pretty outdated now, especially the oh my battery is running out call me on and ask for blah blah its really outdated, although was really good at the time, i got hit by that although didnt bother calling it, but when i called her the next day on her phone, she said it was for Buckingham palace lol.

Then the other day i recieved this message, (image below) it caught me off guard as i wasnt having the best day at the time, then i read it and just like wow you got me but that was fucking awesome, so i thank my good friend Meg for sending me that text it was well worth it lol,

Im sitting at a desk at work bored out of my mind, as i pretty much finished the task i was suppose to do today, which was shread the pile of papers documents whatever you wanna call them, that were in the picture on the last post and i have also added to this post aswell, was a pretty long process and not much to tell apart from i do have a few paper cuts, however unlike last time i did this they are on my fingers, whereas last time which i dunno if i mentioned i managed to end up getting 2 or 3 papercuts on my bicep hmm. (not that this matters but when i get home after work today i will post this message with images)

any how i finished todays stuff beating my previous record of shreader bags filled which was 8, to 11 bags, would of had a picture with them outside near the bins but the butt munch porter told me that they had to actually go in the giant bin, well what he actually said was, "Mate you have to put those in the bins," which i wanted to respond i aient your mate, but i let it slide as he probably was just doing his job,

i have however got a picture of the first 6 bags before butt munch porter told me to put them away, anyway i better get pretending im doing some actual work before someone comes finds sees what im doing, can clearly see im on my blog and facebook and twitter and then look at me and say your clearly unbusy could you help me with such and such or can you do this for me please,

Right another "quick" update, i say quick but its never really is it lol, anyway im pretty much over the flu or whatever i caught 2 weeks ago, just got the sniffles i suppose right now so im pretty much 100% health wise.

i walk into Work today after being at University doing a practical which i left early during to get into work early, well we were pretty much done anyway evan though the results didnt show really anything in my opinion it didnt evan look like it evan worked, so a trip down bullshit avenue may be taken in order to fix these results lol. Anyway back to the main story i am told that theres some more shreading for me to be doing, but now for wednesday, so i go into the room with the shreader and i find this waiting for me,


and this is only Monday, so by the time its Wednesday this pile is gonna be bigger, when i opened the door to find that i was just like ahh man thats massive as i moaned to the lady who was telling me about this. I am tempted to take that all and burn it bonfire night is comming up soon hmmm.... remember remember the 5th of November!

The start of this year at Uni i thought to myself i aient gonna waste money on the pool table in the SU:Bar this year, yet i find myself continually playing pool when i got the chance, and last Friday Night evan went to play pool at Rileys in Victoria which is open 24 hours, so technically with the statement i made at the beggining of the academic year to playing pool in a 24 hour place, i am playing pool with the Devil, lol

This post however is more to do with the bar man than actual playing pool, im pretty sure he doesnt know how to make a drink, as i and others found out last night. its about 11:40pm and as it wasnt some our turns to play, as we doing a winner stays on the table. Some of us went to go to the Bar and order some drinks and some food, So i order my usual JD and Coke and as my throat was still sore i went for a double JD and Coke lol, and then i look at the glass this guy poured i just look at him, are you trying to kill me? he had poured the 2 shots of JD into the glass and then filled the glass with like 2 shots of Coke lol, now i want my throat to feel at ease not completly remove it from my life, however i decided im gonna drink this and not ask for more coke in the glass, however my friend decided to take it on his own accord from the other side of the bar to try and add more coke in his glass as the bartender was other end of the bar assisting someone paying by card, aside from that ordered myself the BEST Burger with Chips, then was about to move away from the bar and ask what time the bar closed, he said 12.

We Continue to walk away when i look at my phone, and said "Thats like 5 Mins away" in which we went back to the bar lol, and ordered enough for 2 hours, so we got in the cider and bought a pitcher of JD and Coke, which had 6 Shots of Jack Daniels and then coke, and like the last time, he did exactly the same thing with the double JD and Coke,

as you can see from that picture, you could tell we were dealing with a real idiot lol, had anyone drunk that im pretty sure they may have died, we asked him to fill the jug up with more coke this time, lol and went back to playing pool. the food came, and the lady dropped on of the bowls of chips on the floor lol, and she went back and got us some more, but she asked me to kick them to side, with one swift kick i moved all them into the corner lol, again i ate the best burger ever, whilst drinking my JD and shot of Coke lol by the time i finished that i could barely manage to drink what was in that pitcher but i powered through lol.

i will explain the title of this post later, Right, my last post was about possibly having a bad day due to lack of sleep, however it turned out pretty well, whereas my Tuesday was by far worse, but however it had some good moments, ill get to those later,

as i said my tuesday was far worse, mainly for the reason that i was feeling far worse, everytime i coughed it felt like my throat was being ripped apart, in the morning i got out of bed, and heard my voice, it was so deep, first it sounded like batman, that being the Batman from Batman Begins and the Dark Knight, then in the shower as i tried to get my voice back to normal by singing also imitating Batman lol shhh i know lol, but then i gradually started sounding like the Narrating Voice of Morgan Freeman, lol

Got the Train, Got to stratford and went into Boots to get something for my throat, i asked the woman does she have anything for a sore throat she gave me some cough sweet things and said dont take more than 8, but i thought she said 18, and i thought woah lol but then she said 8 again lol. Then this woman then proceeded to point out other things, like are you drinking enough water, your lips are really dry, and then tried to sucker me into buying Vaseline lol,

In lectures, well i wouldnt know much about them today, as i basically fell asleep during them, i dunno for how long, but my friend, she told me i was out for about 40mins before i woke up at the break and then fell asleep again, and when the lecture ended we went to the SU:Bar and i went upstairs and slept again really wasnt a good idea to go in, but i thought i had a important practical... turns out i didnt, turns out we wernt evan getting marked on it, grrr

i did say there were some highlights to my day and they were, first i finally got to drop my Introduction to Pharmacology module, i went to one day of it and had more than enough, i wasnt sure who was suppose to sign my module amendment form, lucky for me as i was walking past the health and bioscience helpdesk, my personal tutor was there and i asked him who i was suppose to sign my form, he said he could do it, and asked if i had my form, youve never seen me run quicker to get my form, and then of course celebrate as i got back into the SU:Bar going Yes ive officially dropped Pharmacology, No more getting up at Seben to get to Uni on a Thursday woohoo, (btw i meant to say seben lol, read this post if you didnt get that lol http://www.mannydas.com/2008/09/first-week-back-at-uni.html)

and Finally the main reason why i titled the post what i did, everyone should be aware of the "Thats what she said" joke, well ive never actually had a good momment to say that, nor a good set up to say it, but Today, i got my momment lol and it was the most i suppose lewd and crude way but dammit it was funny! ok i was talking to my friend and then started to walk away and we both noticed the floor was sticky, and we both exagerated lifting our feet up just to make the sound, in which she then said, "eww its all sticky" in which i said " Thats What She Said" we both laughed at the sheer crudeness and high fived about how awesome it was though

This post is a follow up to the previous one, so if you havnt read that one, go read the previous one, before this one,

ok so from the last post you should know i fell asleep about 4:20, well it was alot closer to 5am when i checked, and i woke up about 7:45, and not by my alarm, which normally would have woke me up, but it appears on the weekend while i was cleaning my alarm, there was huge build up of i dunno what on it, i seemed to turn the volume completly down, so it wasnt much help waking me up, if it wasnt for my mother asking what time im going to University i probably wouldnt have woken up for my lecture,

so i was running late, however got to University right on time, and when i got to Uni i was nodding off in my chair, but made i generally made it through the day, although my patience was a well lets just say i didnt have any that day, the university shop was a right treat, i need a pencil a fucking pencil a fucking 40p pencil and i had to wait in line for 20mins, and the worst part is in the practical i had that afternoon i didnt evan really need it, although there was a funny momment in the lab which i just have to comment on it, 2 Nerds lol like really nerds like they own the front row of lecture room type of nerd, i suppose there normally accustom (i dunno if its the right spelling but you know what i meant) to being at the front of the lecture, however in the afternoon during the Lab Workshop during the explanation they were near the back and they were complaining, i couldnt help but laugh, but i didnt make a comment, as i knew at some point during that lab practical i would either go over and clarify my answers or ask for help, and yes i did as i forgot how to do the standard deviation lol

Yesterday wasnt to bad, i felt the brunt of the bad day the next day, ill explain that in another post

If you read the title which i imagine you did you can automatically tell ive done something stupid. This would be the part where i give you a reason why what ive done isnt stupid, but i dont have one, tonight i decided i was going to watch the WWE PPV "No Mercy" as i wanted to see two matches, and the whole 3 hour show wasnt particulary that good, nor was the 2 matches i wanted to see, well one of them was good but that doesnt justify staying up to watch it so i have achieved nothing not evan a sense of yes that was awesome im glad i stayed up to see this. I am more fuck why did i do that, and i can tell you why the main event was a Ladder match and my brain thought awesome two people fighting for a title belt, and using the ladder as a weapon thats something i gotta see. Now i could have downloaded this in the morning converted it and put it on my ipod touch to watch during my lecture (yes last week i failed to mentioned i converted the latest episode of entourage and watched it during my lecture) but i figured i wouldnt get the same omg did that just happen reaction if i didnt watch it live, and watching Wrestling Live usually means your up from 1am onwards can you tell what my dilema is yet?

if you did give yourself a pat on the back, if not im gonna tell you anyway, ive got Uni in a couple of hours 9am to be precise and its now 4am as i type this and i im lying in bed also and i cant seem to want to fall asleep. im also calculating the amount of sleep i may be able to achieve every so often, i start at 9am, so if i sleep now and wake up about 7:30, have a quick shower and i mean quick say 5mins lol get out the house about 7:50, catch the train arround 8ish get to uni with about 10-30mins to spare possibly to stop for breakfast,

but that doesnt help with the lectures does it, im most likely going to end up crashing out during them, maybe a quick 20 minute power nap might do the trick during one of the 3 lectures which are one after the other later, anyway im gonna attempt to get like 3 hours of sleep now, i will post second half of this story later if i manage to to stay awake when i get home from Uni, or the day after either way this stunt ive pulled is gonna mess my sleeping pattern for the rest of the week.

just a quick post, I dunno why, but last weekend i decided i would clean my room and its not like i was told to aswell if i was told to i probably wouldnt have done so, i would have probably just removed the wrappers and drinks cans from my room so when i say clean i mean i really cleaned , not the type i usually do which basically picking things up and putting them in a pile somewhere else, i mean i dusted stuff, and these were some thick layers of dust.

I was also standing on a ladder the majority of the time removing and sorting stuff on the three shelves in my room, and then throwing stuff that i didnt need onto the floor, which was fun, although wasnt so fun picking that stuff up and putting in a bin bag and then carrying it downstairs to the giant rubbish bins,

Also cleared my desk, i had so much change all over my desk which when counted came up to about £10. Bundles of paper and receipts wrappers, cups, cans, all kinds of Junk, its amazing how i still am able to find stuff in that mess,

the weird part is i think im allergic to clean cause since the out of the blue room clean im feeling headachey, runny nosey, sneezing so much. So im either Allergic to clean or im just reacting to all the dust in the air in my room, OR lol various Flu germs settled in the former dust piles and when moved decided to attack me, lol or maybe im just ill from being arround alot of people at uni again, right another hot bath, and then back to bed for me,

a very quick post just to point out the obvious, if you cant see or cant tell, i have changed the layout of my blog, used to look like the image below
















Also i have removed the quick updates from the sidebar, basically the twitter updates i post, something went wrong with the twitter widget for this blog, so i just removed it, if you still want to follow me on twitter, you can follow me at http://twitter.com/Mannydas

anyway that is all, a scheduled blog post will be comming out shortly so i hope you enjoy that, and let me know what you think of the new layout,

Ahh no its that time of year again, yup back to school time, well in my case University however i still treat the whole thing as i was in school, a little too laid back lol, its the time of year where the most heard resolution gets made at the start of the year, and usually gets thrown out the window a few hours into it or at least a week, i am of course talking about the back to school resolutions, which are alot like New Year Resolutions,and these also last about 2 weeks before you give up, the Back to school resolutions that are most common would be, "I am going to take detailed notes and read my text books and do all my work on time" or "i am going stay really organised and up to date with my work" yeh these turn out really well dont they, infact if you say these things your most likely the people that give up after a week, lol

(i kept my New Years Resolution just to let you, although it wasnt difficult really to keep it, as mine was basically Not to make one, and its working out really well if you ask me)

first week back, and might i say a hell of a week, i only say this basically cause i had a load of 9am starts aswell as work, which might i say although was just a bunch shreading to do, it was a hell of alot of crap to shread, must have wasted about 15minutes looking for a tape measure to measure the pile of papers, it was closing in on 6ft, took me almost 5 hours to get through all that,

Monday was interesting basically for the wrong reasons, you know when you have a conversation which is odd and disgusting at the same time, well i had one of those with a bunch of girls, i dunno how the subject came to talking about shit, liturally shit, but it did, and i dunno how the joke and probably word of the day came about but it was Floater, and it just so happens one of the girls claimed they will get sick should they continue talking about this, and another just so happened were eating, and the one eating claimed it was putting her off her food, but how can you claim something is putting you off when your encouraging the whole sequence of events not to mention saying floater a number of times, and not expecting me of all people to make jokes. Tuesday was pretty much the same however had the erm man lecturer who has the ability to make a 2 hour lecture feel like a lifetime, went home after playing a few games of pool and a giant game of connect 4 pretty awesome! then went home watched the Man Utd game and then fell asleep lol,

Thursday now that was simply funny on so many reason, this was a module that i got put on a week ago during module registration and as there were long queues that day and the fact that i had waited a while and really just wanted to get the hell out of uni, when the erm man suggested i should take this module rather than saying no, to here a explanation why it might be good for me and why i should do it, i just said yeh ill give it a try, and ive stayed true to my word, on thursday i did give it try, and as it has nothing to do with the actual module im on, as my course is just filled with core modules anyway, i didnt really need to do it, and the erm man said also there would be no penalty should i fail the module, so why the hell am i doing it, so once again i stayed true to my word i would give it a try, but i just cant be arsed to do it, so im going to drop it. the lecturer did remind me of a filipino however, as he says words with V's in it and pronounces them as if there a B instead, example Seben, and Eleben, which to you and me would be Seven and Eleven, i find this funny as when i go to Phillippines i found myself talking like that after a few weeks of being there, 1, to be understood, apparently i speak English to fast sometimes to be understood to those who havnt got English as there first language and 2, i suppose its contagious. actualy went to the afternoon practical demo which took ages and was in one of those situations where i should have clearly not bothered as i not going to be there next week.

im hoping to get some huge amounts of sleep in during the next few days before i have to do it again on Monday... anyways im gonna go get some sleep now, and your probably dying right now as i throw the grammer laws right out of the window when it comes to spelling and punctuation on my blog and you may have noticed a serious lack of Full stops lol, enjoy.... LOL