Merry Xmas!

Merry Xmas everyone! hope you all have a good one! post comming after xmas lol,
a few festive funny videos for you




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Deadlines,

Last Month which was November i started to get a little too bust with Coursework lab book and Timed Essays and a Test on a Article 17 or so pages long and a lab report, lol, hence the sheer lack of blog posts in November, and its only now, when i can say i dont have anymore coursework till next semester i just got January Exams to think about :S, anyway not much to say about my coursework deadlines apart from the various thats what she said jokes that occurred when working with my group of friends, lol most of that stuff happened in one week except the lab book,

the Lab Report that was due in on what i shall call hell week, was a long practical right up considering none of us knew what to do with the results, had to see my lecturer a number of times for help, which we had to go to his office, and he was playing chess online, sad i know, but for his sake i wont say who it was lol, anyway we were in the Library yes i know i went in the Library, (i still however havnt taken out a book in the Library since i started University) anyway back to the story, there are 3 kinda sections well that i know of library, the computer area, a silent study room, and a general area i suppose that has tables, anyway im sitting there discussing my work, and you know me sometimes fair enough we can be a little loud at times, but this woman next to me pokes me and tells me to keep it down as im disrupting her, if she wanted to do silent study she should go in the room bloody designated for such things,

the coursework lab book, im amazed at the amount of work i achieved in like 3-4 days, despite the fact we could have done most of it the week before lol, yes we were working in a group again, and taking various trips down bullshit avenue, although this time i was thought a new trick about making up results, draw the graph how its suppose to look free hand and then note the points lol who knew lol, this connects to the post about the bath tub overflowing too, and all my internet trouble this week,

not really exciting stuff, lol so enjoy this funny video lol


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The Hygenist

Been back from the dentist/hygenist now for about 5 hours got feeling in my face and got my net connection back, going to the dentist it was quite painful to be honest however not as bad as ive been making it out to be all week, first she explained to me what she was going to do as such, and what i am to do afterwards, then she got right down to it,

im sitting in the dentist chair while she examines my teeth, and then pulls out the needle to numb my mouth, ok i aient gonna lie to you guys and dont be like hahhaha manny is a giant pussy cause i know you would react almost the exact same way, as she behind my head when she was doing all this i see the needle in the corner of my eye and its huge, i pull away as i see it and go say omg thats massive, in a fairly manny defensive high pitched voice lol, but then she told me dont worry its only the tip going in, dude it may be the tip just going in but damn you can feel it going in, and when you do it 4 times lol 2 on the top and 2 on the bottom you think im not gonna wince and notice, a slight tear was forming lol, and i could also like feel like my bottom lip expanding,

she began digging in my mouth is the best way to put it, and it didnt seem to bother me that much, evan though i could totally feel it scraping on my teeth and digging into my gum, but what really got to me was when she started digging in the back of my mouth which had not been numbed and it shot pain into my head, and i could see my leg shaking lol, well more going up and down slightly as it happened, that hurt the most, every now and again she would ask me out i was doing, and tell me i was doing great, which one point i saw her face wearing first one of those surgical masks and then some clear shield type thing on top which i could see droplets of blood which clearly had been mine, and she said she had never seen anyone bleed as much as i did lol,

then when she was done, she showed me in a mirror how to floss my teeth, which i was paying attention to but what i was paying attention to more was how bloody my mouth actually was, it was like i got punched in the face by a boxer, then i was made to drink some greenish solution, which looked alot like fairy liquid diluted lol you know when you add a bit of water to make it last longer so you dont have to go out and by a new washing up liquid lol, she told me to drink it which was akward in itself as i couldnt tell where my mouth was at this point due to the swelling and numbness of my lips, lol

she also gave me opportunies for so many thats what she said jokes when she was talking to me whislst i was in the chair, only i couldnt say thats what she said as she had her finger in my mouth, some air/sucking thing lol as well as the scrapper she was using and a mirror lol it was a bit crowded lol

i have to go back in the first week of January for the same thing so that should be fun....

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The Dentist

Without a internet connection once again, so typing this up on on my phone if there's a serious spelling mistakes its due to typing on a small keypad,

Visiting the Dentist as a child was never fun, well maybe getting the sticker at the end of the torment and tasting of the latex glove was ok lol, anyway last time I went to the dentist was when I was 11, and when I was told I don't need braces, my mind went see ya and never went back. So which leads me to last week ok I have a issue with my gums and I had to get them checked out, ill leave it at that without sparing any extra details, lol

Well I booked myself a appointment at the dentist a was pretty cool about it until walking into the waiting room, I was only going in for a check up first so I really shouldn't be scared, but a series of events well event led up to this making me a tad bit nervous, I'm sitting there and a female dentist walks out crying saying she can't deal with the dental nurse, and saying she was going home, she didn't btw, then the dental nurse comes out saying if lose my job cause of the female dentist that was crying, cause we all know she is mental and got problems, and I'm now sitting there saying don't tell me your my dentist, I seem to attract the crazys, well turns out she wasn't but still little bit freaked out, the crying and arguing continued for about 30mins, but I saw my dentist who was like 10ft tall ok that's a bit of exaggeration but he was most deffiently closing in on 7ft,

He told me my teeth were good, no fillings and all that other mumbo jumbo, but my gums were inflammed, and I need to get that treated, now I'm gonna see the dentist tomorrow, for a procedure which bloody costs £50 which I'm thinking why am I paying for the brutality that is gonna be inflicted on my mouth (that's what she said! LOL I just had to) and I would be lying to say I'm not scared cause I am absolutly scared,

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Learn from your Mistakes?

if you read my myspace blogs in the past lol, you will be aware of this situation im about to tell you, well you know the Phrase you learn from your mistakes, lol well this mistake i clearly didnt lol, this is what i wrote on myspace blog,

Thursday, April 20, 2006
totally putting off my essay due in on the 24th April, ran the bath and forgot about it until it was TOO LATE, i walked into a giant puddle of water as the bathtub overflowed were talking at least 2cm deep of water ALL over the floor not as if a tiny bit spilled were talking HUGE and then i was thinking to myself after stopping the water running from the tap and pulling the plug out from the tub, what the hell am i gonna do with all this freaking water? in my head, mopping it wouldnt be a option, as it would just move it all arround not doing anything, so what did i do, i think its the most retarded thing ive done in a while and complaining about stupid people in previous blogs, this is just gonna be bad, lol but here we go, i got the dust pan and scooped the water and threw it into the sink, anyways, after all this i decided to just have a shower lol."

funny stuff right? you think i would have learned from that mistake anyway lol, rather than it being a few days before my deadline, my deadline was the next day, and i decide im stuck with what im actually doing so i decide to have a bath to soak my ankle which believe or not did take another knock, anyway as im running the bath i suddenly get a brain wave, and the light bulb above my head switched on as if im a cartoon character lol, and i managed to get some work done completly forgetting about the bath running, anyway, by time i check what do ya know yea you guessed it, the bath is overflowing, and i immediatly think GREAT lol, and its not like a mini puddle of water were talking a HUGE puddle lol, and i turn off the tap, and try and find a mop, whislt getting the dustpan of course gotta remove most of that water lol, only this time unlike 2 and half years ago there is no mop and im think arghhh, so i used a towel lol, and once again i had a shower instead,

once that happen and i dealt with the situation lol, i got online and started looking for the original blog with the text, which is when my internet died, and i lost the will to do anywork, lol

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Dec update

Im at University using the internet here during a break and posting a quick update here, as i cant at home, cause my stupid internet decided to DIEEEEE lol, which is a frequently monthly occurance, whats more annoying is when you have a coursework deadline the next day, more on that in the next few posts,

They will Be Titled

  • Deadlines
  • The Dentist

My Net could possibly out for the remaining week i have no idea, however i could write these up on my phone but im not gonna do that, 1 its long, 2 its difficult to make edits and adjustments to paragraphs,

on a side note, the Thats what she said jokes, are running wild almost everyphrase can be made into a thats what she said joke as of late, but today my lecturer was saying something about cells, when he said this and i qoute " if you rub me the right way, i will expload" lol im sitting laughing and wanting to yell out "thats what she said"

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