Go on Boy, Get in Your Cage

Have you ever created a joke from out of nowhere, and that its so good everyone around runs with it, lol, and the person the joke is about keeps walking into situations where a variation of the joke could be brought about again,

It was my God Daughters first birthday, and there were alot of people there, and it basically became a sort of reunion, and alot of do you remember him or her, and you try not to be rude so you pretend to go of course i remember you, not to mention all the high pitched hellos and how are you and long time no see generally everyone happy to see each other, which i generally believe to be fake lol, and as it was a kids birthday there were alot of children about so alot more high pitched talking to children, and of course the children screaming and shouting lol im starting to sound like a grumpy old man lol,

well in going to this i was experiencing a head ache so all this extra noise wasnt doing this headache any favours,
as there were many children running that i did not know the names of, me and my cousins developed a way of identifying one from the other, so we named them boy number 1, and boy number 2, which got shortened to number 1 and 2 etc lol finally the joke well more a observation that turned into a joke, a boy and his mother were talking, and she was saying shall we go home now, he was like no its only 6:30 the night is young lol, nothing wrong with that you think, but the way he said it was like he not allowed out, which i said, and then he joked yeh im only allowed out once a month lol, which his mum jokingly agreed with, which i said lol so what you lock him up in a cage at home,

lol i have no idea where that came from but i didnt know this would be the basis of a joke for the next 2hrs lol, now im not entirely gonna remember word for word how half of these things came about as there was some alcohol consumed at the time and the mind is a little hazy lol, however, it was established that in the cage he had one of those hamster water bottles with a running wheel inside lol, i want you to know however i wasnt the only person coming up with this stuff there was other input going into this lol, they also tried to defend him to which was funny inself cause it just made it worse, they evan tried to put it on me saying my electronic tag was soon to go off as if i was on like house arrest, which i gladly played along with but everything this boy said a joke shortly followed lol, to the point where he actually said, " im not gonna talk anymore cause you guys are some how gonna relate it back to a cage" lol which we all responded think before you speak then lol, and then later explained that everyone has something they get picked on, for instance, im the Fried Chicken Bandit lol, last time i was in that house they cooked fried chicken lol, which they put on the table which was just conveniently put in front of me, in which i took a plate put some of the chicken on the plate and people thought oh thats his plate lol, i put that plate back on the side and then took the platter lol,


so im known as fried chicken boy in that house and often get questioned whether i had 5 fruits and veg a day, which i always respond yeh course drank some tropical juice earlier lol, haha and know he is known as Cage boy lol, others are just known as alcholics lol,


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