Epic Fart

So if you read my last post, you'll be aware not only did i scare my family that live on the other side of the Atlantic, but your aware that i was AT the hospital, sitting in recovery playing on my phone and ipod touch trying to pass time, which i did, watched Lost and Scrubs on my ipod touch, but this was flawed as i ended up killing both batteries, just got home with 7% phone battery remaining,

so in the last hour of my Dads Observation time in the recovery room a interesting occurance occured in the room, ok everyone in that room just had a biopsy which is painful and does hurt after having it done, so i aient gonna mock the people that were in the recovery room in pain, but it was so quiet in there and you know what happens when im stuck in akward silences just the slightest thing that not necessary all that funny will make me laugh, so this man is rolling arround in his bed in pain clutching his stomach as his daughter looks on worried,

Anyway this man still clutching his stomach when the observation nurse says it could be trapped wind, and then 5 minutes after a rather loud Fart occured which at first a small smirk ran across my face as i wanted to laugh but i knew i shouldnt, as i look over, and i see the daughter move the chair slightly as if to cover up what occured as if the chair made the sound, but i and the others in the room knew what the sound really was lol we could simply tell by how red with embarassment her face went,

but it didnt end there, so after the chair incident cover up there was no way she could cover up what happened next, the loudest fart possible, seriously it was epic liturally EPIC, you could have had your head burried in cement and you still would have heard it, that smirk on my face turned into a giant grin, that evan when i made eye contact with my Dad he knew it was funny, which kinda set me off that i required to laugh lol and laugh loudly lol i had to leave the room and laugh, i dont think it would be possible to re-create that sound lol,


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