April Fools!

April Fools well thank you G20 summit for giving me an extra day off from University, most people i spoke to seemed to be annoyed there lab time got cut down, however i was pleased i didnt have to go into class and lab on Wednesday also slightly happy that i didnt have to go in on April Fools day, and annoyed that i didnt get pull off any April Fools pranks at University too,

Anyways lol, as i stated in my previous post i did say i was gonna mention the stuff that happened earlier in the day prior to be being raped of my personal space on the train on the way home. Well i nearly got in trouble in a lecture and almost thrown out of the lecture lol, because i kept laughing, this was the lab practical briefing lecture, which is always a snorefest lol, so i made my friend read my blog post about the boy who cried poo, and she got to the punch line of that story, she let out a loud giggle the ones which you try to control it but you cant, which made me laugh a bit lol, and then the lecturer looked at us and proceeded to continue with the lecture, then the lecturers next sentance was, "now we have to check if the results are lumpy or not" which didnt help to the laughing, i started to bite my hand lol.

as the Lecture went on my friends stomach started to rumble, first making somewhat of a little sigh which i was able to hear and start to smirk giggle lol, which she responded by saying Its not funny, which when someone says that makes the situation 10 times more funny, however after she said that her stomach let out a HUGE roar lol, as if a baby Godzilla was inside lol, which kept making me smirk giggle, this went on for the remainder of the lecture which by the end of it there were teeth marks in my hand as i tried to control my laughter lol, during this time in the lecture syphilis and pregnancy came up, which my friend asked me do i have syphilis, which i responded no, why do you want a baby? lol yes i know my response was crude but it was almost like she assisted with that joke,

finally April fools day, possibly on of the best days of year next to St Patricks day and i dont have to tell you why St Patricks day is one of the best day of the year if not the best day! anyway i didnt have any particular pranks planned i wasnt evan aware that it was april fools day you know that weird time period about 11pm-1am which your unaware if its today or tomorrow lol, so at the time april fools day was the last thing on my mind until i get woken up by a phone call at 2am, a friend from uni calling me up, saying

"Manny have you seen the news, Our uni has been terrorised, graffiti and broken windows, my friend was in library and was able to get out safely and she told me,"

thats not word for word what she said lol but i did my best it was 2 in the friggen morning, after she told me the story, a half asleep me said, oh thats good your imaginary friend in your imaginary april fools story got out safely, happy april fools day, you FOOL lol in which the next 10 minutes was spent making fun of her for failing to fool me despite being barely awake lol, and i dont need to be 100% to make fun of someone lol, but by the time i was done i wide awake so i decided to play a prank on a few people, i decided to ring up people simply asking what the time was, simple and effective, wouldnt you hate to be woken up about 2:30am and asked the time especially if you got class or work in the morning :p, and few texts simply just saying are you awake, or the classic Nothing!, which is always a treat if it wakes up someone and they respond, i find the responses are abusive but make me smile that i have achieved my goal :p

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