The Best Slide Ever!

im gonna build up a little suspense leading up the story relating to the post, with recent odd things that happened to me,

A week ago i had the most epic nose bleed when i was getting ready for another Friday night at the Bar, lol which probably isnt a good thing blood loss and Beers. But the only reason im going into detail about this nosebleed was because it happened in the shower and the blood was dripping out from both nostrils, and rather like a normal person pinch the bridge of the nose to allow a clot to form, nah im in the shower blowing snotty blood out of my nose, and yes its going into my hands im aware of that but its my blood lol, and then on the tiles behind me dragged my hands down it, making it look like a murder scene, so yes i was playing in my blood yes im weird lol, but i did washed it all up once it started lol, i got out of the shower checked my phone, my friend text me saying to meet them in 20mins lol i responded dude give me 45 lol i just had the most epic double nosebleed, this was the 2nd crazy event of that week, as the night before i got up from bed really quickly and must have got a real bad case of Vertigo, as i felt my barings go next thing im falling onto the bed, it was almost like being knocked out as it resembled the feeling when i got a concussion last year in the Lab, lol that was one dodgy week but nothing dodgy this week so i have to say im ok,

so after the bar the beers had kinda affected me and i probably should of got on the bus and got home but i was starving so i stopped off at subway and got me a Chicken and Bacon sub and decided to walk home, and my Nose starts bleeding again im actually in no position to stop and pinch my nose, so i did the most disgusting thing snorted it up and spat it out i know i know thats disgusting, so more bloodloss was crazy but i still managed to tweet this,

hmm lol i ate up my sub and went to sleep and woke up first of all i get a email notification on my phone that im being followed by "mydrunktweets" which made me re-read what i tweeted the night before, i looked at that with some sort of pride and achievement with a hint of what a doofus lol,

Right Now its time for the story that relates to the title of this post. I was going to mention a few months ago but its probably best if i mentioned it when i had the slide and its taken this long before my lecturer uploaded the powerpoint, but now she has, i can finally mention this. So picture how i normally am during a lecture, and if your picturing me listening with complete attention there is something clearly wrong with you, so imagine me with my ipod touch with possibly a episode of Family Guy or American Dad on totally zoned out to my surroundings, and this slide comes up,

Yes and im not lying this was exactly what happened, first i immediatly turn and look at my friend who pretty much has the same look on my face lol, and then were examining the slide going errr and laughing lol, and when we came out of the lecture we were asked about what our lecture was about we both said Shit and high 5'ved as we said it at the same time. This hands down has to be the best slide ever to grace a medical microbiology lecture, wait the best slide ever? i think so :p