One Week Of Lab Tests,

One whole week of lab tests, one whole week of solid work, yup i said it solid work. you know whats interesting about assessments people that rarely ever come in are in and want help, when i say help what i really means there looking for a handout, so people are calling you about things that they would have known about had they came in, now obviously everyone is gonna have a off day when you just cant go in, but when your a team of 4 and only 2 come in id say half the team is letting you down, so anyway come this week assesments i was avoid phone calls and being as vague as possible when it came to helping out,

First Test was a practical exam for Medical Microbiology which was pretty dodgy mainly cause i nearly burned myself several times when trying to do a Gram Stain, as there were was a good amount of people in the Lab all doing the same experiment so it was pretty crammed for space and my bunsen burner was infront of the sink, and i couldnt just turn it off the flame and turn it back on again, as they took away the lighter and asking for it to be relit would just waste time, so i was staining cells working arround a fire, and it was HOT in the lab, there were about 30-40 people in the lab, meaning there was about 30-40 Lit bunsen burners, (i had to google how hot a bunsen could get apparently arround 1,570 C) with the windows closed cause it was windy and blowing out lit flames,

Second Test was pretty boring standard test, it was a theory MCQ paper on all the practicals and workshop we had done in that semester, the strange thing was i had the tune to "Oh when the Saints go Marching In" stuck in my head, i was bouncing along to the song and banging pens on the desk obviously making some sort of noise which my friend beside me got annoyed, despite her already being finished, decided to repeatedly kick me, then i did my Mr Bean impression when he was taking a exam and kept taking out pens and putting them on the table lol, and then doing a strange look as i placed them on the table, which got me more kicks lol,

lol i had to include the video of it, watch the whole clip as it is hillarious or just for the stupid part i was doing, is 2mins in and lasts till 4mins 15secs but this is hands down one of my favourite scenes from Mr Bean so please enjoy hehe

and Finally which leads me to earlier This Afternoon, made of 2 Exams, first part in the morning which was a workshop test based on the maths and calculations of reactions, which was hard considering these workshops wernt taught properly as the lecturer missed a number workshops, in general this module was poorly run,

however first i didnt have any song stuck in my head this time, mainly cause i kept getting distracted by these idiots behind me and infront of me, behind me was these idiots who decided they were gonna talk all the way through the test and then try to disguise it with a loud cough, which was annoying simply because it was distracting, if they were gonna cheat they could of easily wrote on a piece of paper and slide it across the table as it was a open book test, but no he went for the talking loud option, and when the test was over, i turned round and said "dude you guys spoke well loud during that exam" which he responded "yeah you were talking fucking loud" i was like excuse me as i said fuck all during that exam lol, and the person that was with me tried to say "nah dude were trying to say you were loud and ur gonna get caught" which i stopped him and said dude fuck him man he aient worth it, during the exam i was tempted to turn round and tell him to shut the fuck up but choose not to,

the lady in the front was just as annoying if not more, as she turns up to the exam completly un-prepaired turns round verbally speaks to me in a thick african accent and to the person next to me asking if she can use one of our rulers, first we said no as we both needed them in order to answer the question, then she just turns round and takes my mates ruler, which im thinking thats a piss take, and then towards the end of the exam she turns to us and asks for help, why the fuck am i gonna help you? 1. i dont evan know you, 2. i dont wanna get a zero for talking, then at the end when the module leader is collecting papers, she says i havnt evan wrote anything, can u give me the answers, first i said no i cant help you, which she said but i havnt wrote anything, which i respond thats not my fucking problem, then she kisses her teeth and asks someone else,

The Second part was the Lab Theory exam for that module which was uneventful except for my starting a movement/chant lol, the second test was suppose to start at 11:15am but he turned up late, which 2 people sarcastically went yay as he walked in with 2 boxes of question papers and answer grids, which i yelled BOOOOOOO which first people started to laugh then of course join in lol :p i started a movement,