Right i didnt intend on doing a blog post today but this had to blogged about, typing this up whislt at uni so using a keyboard that has been touched by thousands possibly millions of people lol eugh lol better wash my hands after this,

so i came in the morning found out my lecture had been cancelled again, but decided ill stay in to do some work for the 2 Essays for my Molecular Genetics module leading up to the exam,

then a dissertation student sitting behind us starts talking to us about how they havnt slept, ate, and well you know bumped uglies with her partner lol, and then this is what she said liturally, "when i hand this dissertation in im gonna be so happy im gonna cum," then immediatly after saying that she said why did i say that, forget i said that, which i respond that statement you made is out in the air and cant simply be forgotten. so that has been the bench mark of funny yet disturbing for today, so anything i said today has been mild incomparrison to that, lol but almost every joke today has some how related to this story, so i suppose the song Jizz in my Pants will be appropriate here lol

the computer room im in upon entering someone decided to repeat my name in a american accent which my friend responds looks like your fan club is in, i respond all arrogant like what you jealous? lol, well my fanclub so to speak lol was making alot of noise and this lady who was studying yells, can you be silent! and starts yelling at them telling them her life story about how the library is full and she cant do silent study in there if there was space she would be in there you know the get the violin out type story, she continues to shout at them and when she was done it left this real akward silence, which if you know me well youll know i dont do well in these situations as the smallest thing will make me laugh, this akward silence went on for a while which i turn and whisper to my friend "im scared" and start to giggle, and then she said "the lady is gonna pap pap pap you" doing a gun motion with her hand, which i respond she more than likely gonna get you first as the lady is close to you, she goes no ill dodge them i was like you aient in the Matrix! lol.

anyway i should get back to some work,

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