Inappropriate Laughter

I got a text today from T-Mobile, they said my phone is ready to be picked up i thought great ill get my phone back today and now i can go back to tweeting on the go again and texting with ease again as i found out, i cant text, would would normally take me 30seconds with a keyboard on my G1 takes me 2-4 minutes to do on my Old Sony Ericsson phone, so i go pick up the phone and on the repair form it says they gave it a software upgrade, managed to pass a live call and it passed quality control, yet somehow when i get this home its exactly the same as when i first sent it off, constantly freezing, yet now when i return to the shop, i showed them and basically question did the person actually look at this phone, and also asked why cant they replace it on the spot he made up some bullshit, and took it back for repair, bastards,

the day only got worse when i lost my bankcard and had to cancel the card however, funny thing is i managed to walk in with no bankcard but walk out with my bank card being upgraded and this bank man trying to be funny by saying my bank overdraft which was at a laughable £50 has been increased to £300 and said that was his birthday present to me, what a twat lol

however something interesting happened today, everytime i see someone on the highstreet with a clipboard i try to make as little eyecontact as possible, however this woman decides to deliberatly get in my way lol, now i encountered something like this before that time it leaded to a date and this person freaking me out, constant eye contact scares me, that time it made me feel insecure when im never insecure as it makes me think something is on my face, ok granted she probably was interested in what i was saying but it still freaked me out. Anyway this person had constant eye contact but was doing some kind of shuffle, she was doing this step and then hand movement while she made her pitch about her organization Everychild which was a tad off putting and distracting. she was saying stuff about kids in poverty in the third world, and you know when you shouldnt laugh but you suddenly get a case of the giggles, well this was the case of full blown laughter, she went on to say some of these children resort to drugs, which when someone says that you first think of weed or cocaine however this woman decides to pitch this, which caught me off guard, now first i want to remind you at times i can be a little bit imature, so she says and these are her exact words

" some of these children resort to Sniffing Glue, to excuse themselves from the harsh realities of life"

now first i started to smile, and then biting my lip cause i felt some laughter about to come about the type that once you start you wont be able to stop the type when your in school and something funny has happened during a time in silence and you cant laugh so you try to fight it. Then while she was still talking i was pretty much gone from this point, then just when i thought i had the laughter in my head under control, but then a thought popped up in my mind, now we all know about my wild and crazy imagination sometimes, well this was one of those occasions, now in my head i was already visioning a scene from one of the Cafod or comic relief videos as when she first started pitching about the charity, then they always do a close up on a small child and i think you cans see where im going here, but if you dont, here goes, they do the close up of the small child with there eyes which are suppose to make you feel guilty and ready to donate, but in my mind i saw that child but then i also saw that child holding Pritt Stick getting ready to sniff it, that pretty much sent me over the edge and i couldnt control it anymore and during this lady's pitch i started to laugh, not just any laugh a proper full blown laugh that came straight from the belly, and i had to walk away cause i was gone i was laughing for about 5 minutes, tears comming out of my eyes. Now ive told this story to various people and got mixed reactions, one of which was "yeh i wouldnt donate £2 a month either it just so happens pritt stick costs £2 youd be feeding this childs addiction"

Leading up to picking up my phone i got caught in a massive rain downpour which i first decided to hide in a phonebox so i wouldnt get drenched i came out when i thought it was safe but it only got worse second later and i got drenched.

anyway i shall leave this blog as it is now, hopefully next time i post on my blog my stupid phone will be fixed, unless something funny happens in the next 2 weeks or so.