I cant help you i have hit hyper speed!

My mum had shoulder surgery 2 weeks ago so i had to go shopping with her, thus my job became push the trolley (grocery kart) around while she decides what we need, well in my act of boredom and impatience i found i resort to extreme childishness completly unaware that i was doing it,

i proceeded to push the trolley as if i was driving a car, everytime i would move either left or right i would make the sound of the indicator would in a car, doing three point turns, making u-turns around certain stands,

finally running down a shopping aisle with a trolley and as my mum wanted to drop some bread into the trolley i had yelled back i cant help you i have hit hyper speed, im fully aware people were probably looking at me, going what a idiot,

although similarly around 1999 or might be 2000 i cant remember exactly, either way i was younger lol, i was going to the Philippines, and prior to going through security onto the duty free area, me and my friend were racing around on the luggage trolleys, he was pushing it while i was sat on it leaning back, going through and dodging and weaving through people, and i almost fell off the trolley as we went down a slope pretty fast before being told to stop this was at Heathrow airport, this continued when we got off at a stop over in Dubai for 6 hours in the middle of the night the airport was pretty empty this time we raced with dueling trolleys from one end of the airport to the other,