Why You Staring At My Groin?

i was in a Rush earlier this evening, as my friend asked me for a favor to get a Vase from Homebase. So as i can be selectively nice at times so i said yes, and i jumped on a bus with a lot of weird and scary people,

Anyway i got there and found a similar vase to what she described got to the check out, when the Check out girl called Amanda the only reason i remember that is cause her name tag was upside down, well as im punching in my chip and pin code, she makes a observation about my appearance and it wasnt exactly a complement but then it could be seen as one...

she tells me "your belt is undone" just how exactly do you respond to that, so i looked and my belt was undone now the truth was i had noticed this earlier on the bus ride over but i thought oh just its one of those belts that are really long, anyway my intial thought was to ask her why she was looking at my groin lol, but had one of those moment when i actually thought about what i was gonna say rather than just say whatever pops into my head first, see how i said it wasnt necessary a complement however it could be, cause she was checking out my groin however only people living in a dream world, which i seem to living in :p and im staying in a penthouse in dreamville. Anyway tangent over lol so i just nervously grinned paid for the Vase and got out of there. I got outside didnt do up my belt as i didnt notice it was undone in the first place and my shorts wernt round my ankles so just left it.

The other day i was also waiting for a friend for lunch, and some guy asked me for Directions, now i hate when this happens because it puts me instantly on the spot to say something, the easiest thing would be just to lie and say "no i dont know where that is." but no 70% of the time i normally give a response in the worst way possible its like ive forgotton how to speak or English suddenly became my second language as i start saying erm more than normal, and finally forgetting left from right,