Why You Staring At My Legs?

near the beggining of the month i mentioned that a check out girl was checking out my package so to speak lol in a blog posted titled Why you staring at my Groin?

well yesterday i had 2 exams, both retakes, and the day started off looking like it was going to rain, so away went the shorts i was going to wear lol, anyway as the day went on and my mind telling me to go to sleep after the first one the sun came out, and up went the temperature, didnt help aswell that i was in Dark Jeans making me hotter.

As half an hour before the exam rather than revise as i basically couldnt anymore i would sit outside and try to relax, so dark jeans and sitting in the sun not a good mix. Also led to me singing ahhh my Legs(and face) are on fire, in the tune to "The Kings of Leon - Sex on fire" so went to the Second exam in the afternoon, feeling incredibly hot, and they let you in the Exam room 10-15minutes early just to be prepared and start the exam early, so i did this..


yup those are my legs (i had to recreate the photo as in the exam room your not allowed to have you phone on so i couldnt actually take a picture), prior to the exam starting i pull up my jeans right up to my knee to make temporary shorts as i sat at my desk, now normally you walk into a exam room and your in silence for some reason today everyone was talking, so i have 2 friends retaking the exam with me, 1 that saw what i did and just laughed, where as the other decided first to go omg then laugh then make comment on what am i doing and why am i doing it,

Her: Omg, (then covering her mouth to hide her mouth from laughing)

-- Couple of Minutes Pass
Me: ******** why are you staring at my Legs?
Her: Why have you pulled your trousers up?

Me: Would you have prefered me pulling my trousers down?
Her: haha dont be stupid, why you showing off your legs?

Me: because im hot

Her: no your not, why have you pulled your trousers up?

Me: Because im bloody hot

Her: Again no your not

Me: are you stupid? im saying im hot, as in im feeling hot you stupid fool lol

yes this did actually occur before the start of the exam lol, its probably one of the highlights of my day yesterday that apart from the exams being over, she did go on to turn round again and eyes locked on to my legs, which i then said stop staring at my legs.

2 comments:

Wendy Wells said...

This is funny! I can see and hear this happening...that's the problem when words have dual meanings. Sort of like fat and phat! Unless you can see it spelled, you'd never know if someone is saying one or the other...or when "Bad" was popular. "That is so bad!" could have meant good or bad!
I'm sure hot was properly applied to you!

christine said...

HAHA this made me LOL esp the convo between you and your friend !!!