Crazy Shit On a Bus

(Edit added the Google Logo with the Poppy, as its Remembrance day 11.11.09)

My blog normally has a lot of silly stories from my experiences on Trains to and from Uni, however there hasnt been any transport related blog posts in a while until now, Yesterday if you were following my Twitter i posted this,

Had to leave the house for a walk and saw some of the craziest shit whilst walking past a bus stop, really stuff u would see in the WWE

and it really was some crazy stuff, very comical aswell and retelling it you wont believe it, but it did, it was as if it was scripted by the WWE,

i was walking past the bus stop and i see this Black lady talking on the phone whilst trying to pay for a bus ticket holding up the queue of people trying to get in the bus, then this old Oriental Lady must have yelled at her to hurry up in Chinese, which the black lady got in her face a said you what, and then dropped her phone, and the Oriental lady must have laughed or something, cause the black lady said what you laughing at whislt picking up her phone

At the point the Oriental Lady has walked past this woman and sat down, near the front of the bus, then the Black Lady finishes paying and walks past the Oriental lady and smacks her, immediatly im thinking thats cold, but then the next thing i see is this Oriental Lady get up, she has to be at least 80, well thats what everyone else watching was saying, she got up, picked up her walking stick and nailed the black lady in the back,

which resorts this black lady turning arround and trying to attack the old lady evan more, she was actually trying to throw punches, i gotta hand it to the old lady she was standing her ground, till the black lady took the walking stick and tried to hit the woman with it which is when a man on the bus seperated the two,

Then some random guy outside, yells at the bus driver who at this point had already closed the doors, you must not leave, you must tell that woman to get off the bus she has just assulted a elderly woman, very much like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, yelling you shall not pass,

This is when the driver opened the doors and he starts talking, saying to the lady who is at the back of the bus, get off the bus or if you dont i shall call the police, she refuses to get off so this guy takes the longest approach to call the police, so everyone on the bus is getting off, lady still at the back of the bus running her mouth, then she tries to get off the bus when the man tries to prevent her from getting off the bus, which is when the lady starts to throw punches at the man, which he defended himself and kinda tackled her to floor of the bus, which is when she gets up and tells the man he should not treat her like a piece of shit starts crying some other dude helps her up and she gets in his face again says something and gets off the bus and walks off pissed,

this other dude who helped her up starts talking with other that got off the bus and watched from the bus stop, and goes i was gonna knock the man out, im thinking to myself what a idiot lol, how you gonna knock a man out for protecting himself, its not like the man who was trying to restrain the woman from getting off the bus was gonna Chris Brown the lady, evan though she probably deserved it for resorting to violence on a elderly lady,