Shanked in a Lecture!

Yesterday (5th of November) normally is one my favourite days of the year mainly as its fireworks night, and watching fireworks lets my inner child, inner inner child come out lol and go oooo look at the fireworks

however that was spoiled, im sitting in my lecture minding my own business pretty much trying to stay awake in the lecture, when this fat ass woman (im in the habit of saying this now since saying it on this day, in this post http://www.mannydas.com/2009/10/funny-how-small-things-can-cheer-me-up.html ) so yea when this fat ass woman wearing high heels comes plodding along and steps on my foot well more my toes, and uses her heel to turn, that pain i dunno it was something ive never experienced before, worse than that nagging pain when you stub your toe on something, and worse than banging my the back of my head on table when a chair broke from underneath me, i yelped in pain, the woman said nothing back, no sorry or nothing, as if it was my fault she stood on my foot, some evil thoughts occurred during the duration of that lecture.

1. Taking my shoe of and clocking that woman on the head with it,
2. Taking the desk portion off my chair and hitting the woman with it,
3, Stealing her Shoe and Shanking her in the Eye

each thought getting more violent than the next. the worst part this Shanking Fool sat next to me in this lecture, with a plastic bag rustling through it pulling out food and eating, making so much noise, and doing some weird kiss her teeth thing when she ate whatever she was eating, increasingly adding to my annoyance,

and as the lecture went on, it got the point which everyone was talking, we could of left early for a break instead of going straight to the seminar with Dr Idiot, more on that later. So no instead of leaving early for a break, no the bitches in the class had to give there opinions on anything and everything, it went on for ages giving me a headache, everyone in this class feels the need to give there 2 pennies worth on a given subject, i miss bio-science aspect of sit down shut up and lets go, i could sense a few people agreeing with my approach getting annoyed with these people talking but took the same silent frustration approach by small tutting, in which im assuming inside head voice says assholes lol,

and then the final nail in my annoyance bad day coffin was being taught in the afternoon seminar by a total arrogant jackass called Dr Chris, i hadnt mention this diirkhead before, he is a arse, 2 weeks ago, he proceeded to tell a year 2 class doing Information Management and Healthcare class, what the Internet is, what a browser is, how many different browsers there are, why you shouldn't use internet explorer, at one point we were looking the person next to us postcodes to see there area, so you can see nothing relevant to what we should be doing, thus wasting 2 hours of my life,

well his stupid arrogant self continued this week with you dont ever need to buy a book cause you can get it free on the internet, how he can do a dissertation in about 3hrs, how he use a translator software to type to someone in another language and look like he is fluent in that language pretty much the same garbage he was saying last week. At this point i walked out of the lecture and went home annoyed cause he is wasting my time again, and walked home irritable and annoyed. thus ruining any fun i might of had blowing things up with fireworks, although after a couple of hours of fireworks i might say i had a smile on my face again :D