Have you ever created a joke from out of nowhere, and that its so good everyone around runs with it, lol, and the person the joke is about keeps walking into situations where a variation of the joke could be brought about again,

It was my God Daughters first birthday, and there were alot of people there, and it basically became a sort of reunion, and alot of do you remember him or her, and you try not to be rude so you pretend to go of course i remember you, not to mention all the high pitched hellos and how are you and long time no see generally everyone happy to see each other, which i generally believe to be fake lol, and as it was a kids birthday there were alot of children about so alot more high pitched talking to children, and of course the children screaming and shouting lol im starting to sound like a grumpy old man lol,

well in going to this i was experiencing a head ache so all this extra noise wasnt doing this headache any favours, as there were many children running that i did not know the names of, me and my cousins developed a way of identifying one from the other, so we named them boy number 1, and boy number 2, which got shortened to number 1 and 2 etc lol finally the joke well more a observation that turned into a joke, a boy and his mother were talking, and she was saying shall we go home now, he was like no its only 6:30 the night is young lol, nothing wrong with that you think, but the way he said it was like he not allowed out, which i said, and then he joked yeh im only allowed out once a month lol, which his mum jokingly agreed with, which i said lol so what you lock him up in a cage at home,

lol i have no idea where that came from but i didnt know this would be the basis of a joke for the next 2hrs lol, now im not entirely gonna remember word for word how half of these things came about as there was some alcohol consumed at the time and the mind is a little hazy lol, however, it was established that in the cage he had one of those hamster water bottles with a running wheel inside lol, i want you to know however i wasnt the only person coming up with this stuff there was other input going into this lol, they also tried to defend him to which was funny inself cause it just made it worse, they evan tried to put it on me saying my electronic tag was soon to go off as if i was on like house arrest, which i gladly played along with but everything this boy said a joke shortly followed lol, to the point where he actually said, " im not gonna talk anymore cause you guys are some how gonna relate it back to a cage" lol which we all responded think before you speak then lol, and then later explained that everyone has something they get picked on, for instance, im the Fried Chicken Bandit lol, last time i was in that house they cooked fried chicken lol, which they put on the table which was just conveniently put in front of me, in which i took a plate put some of the chicken on the plate and people thought oh thats his plate lol, i put that plate back on the side and then took the platter lol,

so im known as fried chicken boy in that house and often get questioned whether i had 5 fruits and veg a day, which i always respond yeh course drank some tropical juice earlier lol, haha and know he is known as Cage boy lol, others are just known as alcholics lol,

if you read my posting earlier in the month titled unintentional eavesdropping, you will be aware that at dinner, we were sat near total idiots, anyway today i kinda decided to try out what one of them said, that being,

"how to produce a mega mac, involving a big mac and a double cheeseburger, and i qoute no bread is left over thats the genius part about it,"

anyway that night, i walked out thinking, that guy is a total idiot, and that at least someone that overheard this guys claim to the word genius, would attempt to make this "mega mac" and i never thought that this would be me, i never thought since the 4th Jan, that id be thinking about doing this every time i walked past a McDonald's.

but today i went out to buy a folder with plastic wallets to store my lecture notes which i printed today, off topic but i may have killed a tree today lol, anyway i starving, as i approached 24hrs without food lol, so i left the house primarily to get food when the thought popped into my head that i should totally do this, and unfortunately i did, which makes a bigger idiot than the guy that stated this was genius. Despite this quadruple cheeseburger being delicious i wont be doing this again.

Right, so last week if you read my blog post you would know that my appointment to see the Hygenist was cancelled, and i was fine with it despite the fact that i would have to mentally prepare myself, to go again,

i got there about 20minutes early, i have a thing in which i cant be late for appointment, or lesson, evan if i try to be late on days when i really cant be bothered, i still end up on time, anyway, im sitting in the waiting room mentally preparing,

so i get in lay in the chair, and she inspects my gums and says that ive done a good job looking after them as the inflammation has gone down, and very little needs to be done this time, and so rather than 4 injections i got 2, although im pretty sure my numbness was of a higher dose or concentration this time as upon leaving i couldnt actually feel the space between my top lip up to just under my eyes. She applies some sort of cream to the top half of my mouth, works on scraping on bottom part of my teeth and gums, i might add she hadnt numbed the bottom nor had she numbed the top just then, that friggen hurt, but i couldnt exam yell at the time, and then came the injections 2 on the top part of my mouth. followed by more scraping, although less work was needed there was still a rather lot of blood although not as much as last time, although alot messier than last time as i had blood drooling out the sides of my mouth while she worked nasty i know lol, and she kept talking to me during it, not those yes no questions that you could nod your head a little as to reply, actual questions you need more than gestures to answer, with the water blower thingy and suction thingy both in my mouth along with her scrapper tool and the mini mirror thingy that was in my mouth and pool of water + blood at the bottom of my mouth where my tongue normally lies, lol how am i exactly to answer her question, i attempted to but well you can guess what happened lol, despite being numbed i could still feel every scrape and still unable to yell, the pain was focused in on my eyes that would slightly twitch every now and again rather than last time i was in that chair of banging my leg on the chair to focus pain elsewhere so i wouldnt notice it,

she gave me a rundown of what i need to continue doing stating i have a good set of teeth and if i take care of my gums the way i have been doing for the last month ill have good gums to go with the good teeth lol, i have to go in again in 3months,

My January exams started on the 15th this month, i have 2 exams, well 1 remaining, i took my Medical Biochemistry exam already, and like always i walked into that exam thinking i had no chance in hell, and relying on a certain question to come up as the bulk of my marks would be coming from that question, anyway its the night before the exam and i swear whoever schedules my exams hate me or hate football as i usually always tend to have a exam the next day when either Manchester United or England are playing, this time Manchester United were playing, although i didnt watch the game, however nor did i revise, as i was on route to Heathrow airport to pick up my mum, getting updates on my phone,

i get home do a small amount of revision and then get set for bed to attempt to wake up at 7am which i havnt done for a few weeks, and considering im still finding a little difficult to sleep at night, this was clearly going to be a problem, either im gonna fall asleep on the train to university or simply fall asleep in my exam,

i get to Uni still hoping that the quality control question comes up as its basically minor statistics and plotting a graph, lol, lets face it practically everyone was hoping this question comes up, and waiting around and waiting to go into the exam room you end up facing the same questions over and over, hows your revision? my response each time the other day was, i know 2 things, lol, as were going in a shout as someone goes in ahead of everyone as people seem to take forever to fucking sign a register, anyway this person shouts out there is graph paper, which was a sign of relief for pretty much everyone as the question everyone is hoping for is comming up, i was still a little ill see it when i believe it, and when i see the question paper and it did come up aswell as the 2 things i claimed to have known, my explanation of my graphs did sound rather stupid when i re-read it before leaving the exam hall, and when i re-read it in my head the voice suddenly sounded like Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants what i wrote was that stupid lol, i might add i was taking this exam in slight discomfort lol, my stomach was grumbling all the way though it, lol and i dont understand i did eat that morning lol i had 2 Hashbrowns and Orange Juice on the way to Uni.

anyway, i get out and again everyone asks the same questions, what questions did you do?, how did you do? or what did you put for so and so? lol i hate talking about a exam as soon as i get out of it, as i generally feel terrible walking out of it, so instead we went to nandos afterwards and chilled out and had lunch, and then made our way back to stratford station to go home, which to my annoyance the station was closed with 4 fire engines, 2 ambulances, rapid/emergency response units and a air ambulance, transport for london's website said certain lines will have delays due to someone being underneath a train or something along those lines, so we had to take another means of getting home, that other means is the bus 25 to Oxford Circus and taking another bus home, might i add the bus 25 with no traffic gets you there in about 45-60mins, with traffic it could be 2hrs+ anyway we're on the bus and its packed as everyone else is pretty much stuck with this option, and on the bus as i overheard many different explanations of people on the phone explaining why there going to be late to wherever there going to be, lol and the story of the person undertracks kept changing first i heard pushed, then they jumped into a train, it just kept changing lol,

during my hour on the bus, i overheard a arguement between a ticket inspector and a foreign woman, who didnt pay her fare, and he conviscated her oyster card, and was gonna issue her a fine, however she wasnt co-operating, she called him a idiot and the ticket man turned nasty lol, this went on for about 10-15minutes lol, someone else also got fined but she didnt make a big fuss about it lol anyway the longest diversion and way home, i finally got home in about 2hrs lol, went home and had a 20minute powernap and watched a scrubs dvd marathon lol,

anyway the next exam is Immunology on the 23rd, so fun fun fun...

So it was 2pm and my appointment to see the hygienist was at 3:20pm so i was doing my mental preparation in going there and getting injections in the mouth, but then i suddenly get a call that i have to reschedule as my hygienist had a emergency call regarding her son, so now i have until the 16th of this month to mentally prepare for these injections lol,

It is so damn cold, evan with the heating on in the house i am freezing my arse off, they were saying it was likely to get to -6C to evan -10C, In the last few days when leaving the house the smart idea should have been doubling up on the socks, however i didnt do that, so i was pretty much walking with frozen toes, and on top of that wearing these nike baseball batting gloves mainly cause they looked cool, however once again thats failed me as you might aswell not be wearing them as my finger tips end up frozen also, reverted back to wooly ones lol. ive also made some changes in how i go to sleep, first basically go to bed wearing a hoody aswell as my tracksuit bottoms and my tracksuit bottoms tucked into my football socks. i may look like a fool or claawwwn (clown) or a doofus but you gotta do what ya gotta do to stay warm. you know your gonna start doing this too, so im gonna claim to be the trend setter LOL. Photo below, wasnt going to include it as i do look rather foolish, but eh i make a fool of myself loads more often so why not lol, remember wrap up when you go out,


i dunno if you noticed but the twitter updates on the right, has been fixed, so when you get round to reading my blogs you can have once again a quick update in what im doing, if your not already following me on Twitter, you can do so here http://twitter.com/Mannydas and clicking on follow if you have a twitter account,

another thing finished another game today, lol so i can now add "Castle Crashers" to Left 4 Dead and Call of Duty World at War,

Quick post my appointment for the Hygienist is tomorrow afternoon, and still kinda nervous like last time i went however, this time i know what to expect as soon as the majority of my mouth has been numbed ill be fine, however the thing i nervous about is simply the injection to numb, evan if she gifts me another thats what she said joke i really dont enjoy injections of any type, so ill leave a post later on in the day after visting the Hygenist,

on a side note been playing alot of Xbox recently since a month hiatus since my orginal Xbox 360, died in November, and i only bothered just recently to buy a new one, and since then have completed two games lol Call of Duty World at War and Left 4 Dead, lol Left 4 Dead is a hillarious game which will leave you yelling and going woah wtf arghh lol help me lol you must play this lol,

Last night, was at the sports cafe watching football and american football, but i wont bore you with the details lol, anyway we went to the restaurant part of the place, and we thought we try out a master plan to begin with, which is stay as long as possible in the booth as we had our own tv in the booth in rather comftable seats despite the cold air, lol, the plan was kinda working as our waitress was virtually non existant lol hence the severe lack of tip lol, there was about 25p and 1cent lol,

Have you ever sat in a public place and suddenly find yourself eavesdropping on someone arround you conversation, or like reading what the person next to you on the bus or train is reading, i dunno why but everyone does this at some point, however this night i really didnt want nor did i want to. So whislt we are eating these group of young men, with an aura of look at us were a bunch of dickheads, and unfortunatly for me and the people i was with as i found out later, was we heard pretty much there whole conversation evan though we didnt want to, we were justing sitting there trying to watch the Barcelona game on the tv screen however there we gotta talk the loudest attitude to life lol made that difficult, evan though i tried to block there conversation clearly out of my head i kept hearing it, it was like i was being punished lol, the topics they covered were

• how to produce a mega mac, involving a big mac and a double cheeseburger, and i qoute no bread is left over thats the genius part about it,
  
• one of them stating a week in amsterdam is too long after going there 10 times,
  
• and in general all 8 them spitting horrible game when a chick from New York (i only know that cause the repeated it loudly) came over to there table and asked fun stuff to do in London.
  

Happy New Year everyone! and im pretty hungover whilst typing this lol, but what else is new, and besides evan if i wasnt hungover its not like my spelling or grammer is gonna be any different lol,

Lets just say i had a fair amount to drink last night, giving me a massive headache this morning lol, but its New Years so thats my excuse lol, New Year Same Hangover!

I dont really have a fresh 2009 story to tell however i do have a recent 2008 story lol, 18th December 2008, Man Utd won the Fifa Club World Cup so you know what happens next the same old story when Man Utd win something with me i may get a little drink or 2 or 3 or 4 down me lol the funny part of the story is erm they were playing in Japan with the Time difference that meant they were playing in the Morning at 10:30 and the game finished at 12:30 so i was pretty much out of it by 1pm lol, which normally i should remain in the same place and not move for a bit and continue to celebrate a Man Utd win, however this wasnt the case this time, i get a call from friends at university to come in as its one of the last days and that we should see each other before the Christmas break, i was like fine, and went in, but i had another drink before making my way to Uni, which probably now thinking of it wasnt a good idea, i got to Uni, and as the Student Union bar was closed it meant hanging around till it was open, which in this case meant sitting by the stairs, which my tipsy/drunkness decided to settle in lol, as my head started to feel to heavy and my speech more slured then normal, and for some reason started to develop a flu in the process, and when everyone went into the SU:bar when it opened i said im gonna need a while before i get up lol, 10 minutes actually but that was more trying to sober up a bit in the meantime lol,

i get in we start Joking about stuff, it got a bit too far where it involved a girl who has a type of stalkerish lover, you know when shes not interested but he is like cutting himself and writing poems in his blood for her, thats not what actually happened but its the only way i could really describe it lol, anyway we started making fun of her, alot was said here are some of the highlights lol, we said he has a blow up doll of her with her face printed on it which he got from Facebook and then he stuck on her hair which he collected at Uni lol, and that he takes it to Dinner with him, which my partners in this little joke fest decided to say it was a blow up sheep rather than a regular blow up doll lol, which now everytime we speak of her we go Bahhhh lol, one of the girls said she could smell the alcohol on my breath and could get drunk of it LOL, and later that night on MSN she called me a Alcy lol which i responded a fun Alcy that you can Love lol, and she responded i was on form today making fun of people lol,

Being Sick during the holidays was a pain had a temperature and i was told to sweat it out which i normally do, end up going to bed with more layers of clothing than normal, but this wasnt working for me that night, nor could i sleep, was just laying in bed with my eyes closed and then talking to myself just saying im still awake, this happened for 2 days still i finally slept properly, and overdosed on Orange Juice to get my vitamin C intake up lol which got me feeling better instantly lol, all the coughing left my chest hurting aswell which meant it started hurting aswell to cough lol, i finally got over it a few days ago,

anyway once again Happy New Year,