Im not one to talk about spelling, mine only has improved on these posts, as with Macs anywhere you type in a text box it will tell you whether you spell a word wrong like Microsoft Word would with the red line underneath the wrong word. But if your gonna put up a sign that other people are gonna read in the street you would at least spell check it before you print and stick it on street posts.


I Saw this on the way home after University, and just thought this was too funny not to take a picture of, obviously i have removed the phone number, but i am tempted to phone the number and ask what a "BRASLET" is lol

From the Post titled "Football Crazy" which i posted a couple of days ago, which can either be found by scrolling down if your on the main page or simply clicking here --> http://www.mannydas.com/2009/02/football-crazy.html as Promised i was able to get hold of the video of a goal i scored lol

Note: Looking back at it now, it isnt as impressive as i believed it was lol, however my celebration is more than enough running around the goal lol, as well as the laughter and oh lord comments made afterwards lol enjoy

Was going to attach this video post to the end of the last post but i think to do this video justice lol i have to post it separately.

After watching this video a number of times now, the end always cracks me up lol, when he adds the tag line "Whats the police gonna do, they cant ban carrots,... Hows Mans suppose to see in the Dark" lol to Funny

Random acts at University on wednesday apart for the obvious thats what she said jokes, which just so happens i was wearing my "Thats What She Said" T-Shirt lol,

we were sitting around in the S.U Bar when one of my friends says some singer is hot, and the girl said lol she cant sing, and all i see is my Friend take off her shoe and throw it across the room lol, which nearly went in the bin which was followed by jokes about her foot, and then later in the afternoon the girl decided to re-tell what happened in the morning, and then my mate decided to make fun of her toes again lol which went like this:

(Girl) "you didnt even see my feet",
(Mate)"i wast trying not to"
(Me)"her feet look like hands"
(Mate)"no they look like hooves.

Then In my boring lecture i was trying to stay awake but it was so boring, especially when the lecturer feels the need to waste time telling us that we should know stuff, its his job to teach so teach you moron lol, anyway i decide first to start playing snooker on my ipod touch awesome game, and then respond to tweets on my G1 which is generally where the fun began, my friend was making me laugh during the lecture one of those laughs that you want to burst out laughing but instead you try and keep it in by bitting your lip, your tongue lol something to stop you from laughing, anyway to get her back, i send her a message on her phone right next to me just saying "Nothing" and all you heard was the loudest phone vibration as the class was really silent, i thought right then and there i was gonna die laughing but i managed to keep it together lol, and continue to respond to tweets when she first sends me a blank text, which didnt bother me, but what did lol was everytime i would start typing on my keyboard of my phone she would call my phone which would stop me doing what i was doing on there, which i responded by sending her a text message saying "Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz" again a loud sound in which she whispered back at me trying not to laugh, im putting my phone on silent then, which i remembered she had a second phone and text the same thing to her other phone, which is when the lecture ended lol, and we went home lol

i did this a while ago but im adding to my blog just because, i had to drop something to my mum at work, and Hamleys is just around the corner so i went in there and saw these letters just asking for such awesome words to be spelled out

Last Saturday was my God Daughters 10th Birthday, and she had a themed birthday party, had it been a different theme to what it was i may have been annoyed, but it was a Football themed party well on the invitation the exact wording was "Football Crazy", not like i needed a excuse to wear my Manchester United Shirt lol,

The Original plan was stay for an hour or two and run off to watch the Man Utd game that kicked off at 5:30 but that didnt happen as i may have got distracted, toward the end of the time that hall was booked we were told there was going to be a adult football match however the kids were playing football outside using the goals so, we just stood on the side and did match commentary as they played, and kept trying to make them leave so we could play, but as they wasnt going anywhere we decided just to play aswell lol, we kept calling everyone by different names football names, one kid kept getting annoyed that we were calling him a player when we were on the side, he turned to us every time and said shut up stop calling me that with a smile lol,

just to let you know i scored 4 goals with 2 assists, im just saying lol, one of the kids had there dad in goal, and he was proper diving at our legs to get the ball lol, and led to having to jump over him a number of times, lol kept the same Goal celebration after every goal i scored id run round the goal taping the manchester united badge on my shirt, i there is video footage that once i get hold of ill post the link lol and by playing and getting caught up in the momment i forgot i was wearing my fairly new white trainers leaving me with muddy new shoes lol,

and like i said about being caught up in the momment i completly forgot about the Match i was suppose to leave to watch, and when my mum was leaving number of people were like Manny your mum is calling you, and she said are you going, and to add to the show i threw a little temper tautrum that everyone found funny, as i really went for it lol jumping going "no mum im not going anywhere" my mum found it funny that she retold the story a number of times as i over heard her phone call when i got home, well i say overheard she was talking so loud that evan if i didnt wanna hear it i did, however this didnt get caught on video, they did ask me to do it again but the momment had really gone LOL.

By the end of playing football i was so tired, the most running ive done this year as it got really competitive, and my God sister kept telling me oh your gonna feel that in the morning which i repeatedly said no i wont im a warrior (a injury warrior) but still a warrior, however i wake up in the morning and my thighs are sore and my ankle is sore, so i facebook message her "so it looks like you were right" lol but its gone now so it doesnt count as a injury :p

back at the house where the party continued i could see that everyone was pretty much wearing a Arsenal shirt and very few were wearing other shirts like myself lol, which led us to being outcasts lol,

Also more funnier was when i went inside i got hold of some sherbert, it was one of those massive tubes of sherbert like bigger than a foot long lol, and one of the Aunties asked what is that im eating, and with the most serious face and voice, i said its cocaine aunty, she gave me some dirty look, i dunno wether it was a look of disgust that i would do such a act of cocaine infront whislt children were present, or that she knew i was lying and thought i was a idiot lol.

On a side note leading up to this Birthday party, small acts of traitoristic (i know that isnt a word but i like it lol) behavior was occurring a little foul play if you will. leading up to this my Mum was saying my Aunty bought her a shirt to wear already for the party, this shirt was a Arsenal shirt, i called my mum a traitor and was talking about disowning lol, then the next day my mum went out and bought herself a shirt lol,

I wasnt actually gonna post this, but i cant seem to sleep this evening as i slept 2 maybe 3 hours before my body woke up and just said get up lol, Since my last post ive got suddenly busy as im back at University, but that doesnt usually mean im all that busy, however leading up to going back to uni, i spent the majority of my time watching House M.D as i bought the season 1 - 4 Boxset and got caught up and then started watching the latest season.

First week of Uni we were playing this next type game of Ispy, now everyones played this game as its simple, ispy with my little eye something beggining with... simple isnt it lol, well this game was like ispy on steroids lol, My friend called it Contact, the idea of this game was one person thinks of a word, and then tells the other players what it begins with, and the other players guessing have to ask the person with the word a series of questions and they have to answer the question before the other players can say 1,2,3,4,5 Contact and the answer to the question. get it? well it took us a couple of trys before we all understood it aswell. But it did lead to some funny areas of the game, for instance, the letter was B, the question was "is it a white and black animal?" the person yells out no it isnt a Zebra, lol all of us were in fits of laughter the answer was of course Badger lol,

and last week i experienced possibly a awesome achievement, having been asleep more than i was awake lazy i know but i know some of you are jealous, it started Sunday and Monday, when i was watching the NBA All Star game and Wrestling at the same time and when both were done i just couldnt sleep, so i stayed up and just went to uni with no sleep, went to lectures had like a 40min power nap and then i had a practical with bacteria cultures lol so i didnt get home till just before 6, when i hit my pillow still wearing what i was wearing to uni minus my jacket, and was asleep in less than 2mins, and didnt get up till 6 the next morning only to grab something in the kitchen to eat and then fell asleep again for another 2-3 hours lol, and the rest of the week just followed almost the same pattern just sleeping incredibily large ammounts

So if you read my last post, you'll be aware not only did i scare my family that live on the other side of the Atlantic, but your aware that i was AT the hospital, sitting in recovery playing on my phone and ipod touch trying to pass time, which i did, watched Lost and Scrubs on my ipod touch, but this was flawed as i ended up killing both batteries, just got home with 7% phone battery remaining,

so in the last hour of my Dads Observation time in the recovery room a interesting occurance occured in the room, ok everyone in that room just had a biopsy which is painful and does hurt after having it done, so i aient gonna mock the people that were in the recovery room in pain, but it was so quiet in there and you know what happens when im stuck in akward silences just the slightest thing that not necessary all that funny will make me laugh, so this man is rolling arround in his bed in pain clutching his stomach as his daughter looks on worried,

Anyway this man still clutching his stomach when the observation nurse says it could be trapped wind, and then 5 minutes after a rather loud Fart occured which at first a small smirk ran across my face as i wanted to laugh but i knew i shouldnt, as i look over, and i see the daughter move the chair slightly as if to cover up what occured as if the chair made the sound, but i and the others in the room knew what the sound really was lol we could simply tell by how red with embarassment her face went,

but it didnt end there, so after the chair incident cover up there was no way she could cover up what happened next, the loudest fart possible, seriously it was epic liturally EPIC, you could have had your head burried in cement and you still would have heard it, that smirk on my face turned into a giant grin, that evan when i made eye contact with my Dad he knew it was funny, which kinda set me off that i required to laugh lol and laugh loudly lol i had to leave the room and laugh, i dont think it would be possible to re-create that sound lol,

Who Knew simply updating your status on Facebook or twitter, could lead to people thinking your dying or close to it.
so as you can see from the image above, my status read im at the hospital, which at the timing of updating that i assumed it would be pretty self explanatory. That being that the AT meant i was at the hospital with someone or visiting someone, as i was under the impression when you write or type, im IN the hospital that would imply that you may be in for something, but oh well lol,

well that wasnt the case this day, i got a few facebook messages asking about my health and why im in the hospital, however my Aunt saw this message and called my dads phone, which happened to be on silent due to him being the one in recovery. we didnt notice this till i got my Dad home, and when we got home we saw a message on the Answering machine, it was from Aunt who made reference to my facebook status and then asked if i was ok, and that we shoud call asap lol, did i mention well i dont think i did, but my Aunt is in America, and my aunt spread the news to the rest of the family in New York, so my aunt told my Gran and other aunts and uncles lol, so my intial facebook message which i thought would be pretty straight forward has made everyone worried,

So basically i had to call my mum to pick up a international phone card so we could call them back and tell them alive,

its been snowing for the last 2 days across the UK, and for the first time in a while the snow has settled unlike normally when it turns out to be a slush, it was about 6 inches worth of fall ( i didnt know how to put it lol) anyway ive been finding ways to go out in the snow for no reason lol,


Anyway i basically i dropped twice in the last 2 days and hear are my stories lol, ok the first drop occurred in the snow fight lol, and as arrogant as i can be at times i was winning till they decided to team up and get me lol, and im basically now running for my life on snow thats barely an inch high but already turning to slush as people have been steping on it, so as injury prone as i am lol i slip on this slush and fall awkwardly on my shoulder which caused me discomfort on my collar bone all night,

The Second drop occured the following day, messing about in the football pitch, where someone had made a snow man, and ive been waiting to tackle a snowman someone had built all day lol just to see the look on there face when all there hard work came to nothing lol, however these people didnt stick arround to see if there snowman would make the night, so as i walk into football i start to run towards the snowman and charge at it and as i approached it raising my knee, and as this snow man was about 4ft, i nailed the sucker in the mouth with my knee and upper part of my shin, however this wasnt your ordinary snowman, he was pretty much solid ice, as i hit the sucker i flipped over him and landed flat on my arse and then back down onto my back. and now im sitting at home with a pain in my leg and a bruise eventually forming. so yes i got owned by a snow man.Then came another snow fight, which followed by creating things in the snow, ok im not gonna post the actual picture of the first thing that was made, but it could be best described as "Free Willy" and the actual picture was posted by my friend on facebook and it actually looks like "Free Willy" on the Moon. Then we built a snowman which unfortunatly does look rather terrible, he does look like he is rather ill, and as ive been watching alot of House M.D i can rule out Lupus lol (House fans will get that)

its suppose to snow some more apparently in some areas of the U.K they can expect 20 Inches of downfall of snow, they only bad thing i suppose is that at some point this is gonna turn to ice, and people are gonna get hurt, and thats probably gonna be me, as i have a history of slipping on ice, last one was slipping on the curb and my lowerback landing on the curb hurt like hell, anyway im gonna end there hope you enjoyed the visual aids,