Stuff you find in the Toilet?

I wrote this at the Start of September, and yet to find anything humorous in the toilet well not that i was going out of my way to find these things,

"Now everyone has experienced going to a toilet and reading some really fucked up shit written in there, sometimes someone has gone to the lengths of engraving it into the walls, however this actually made me laugh, so i took a picture of it,

right if you cant actually read what it says, it says " i fucked your mum " and below it with a arrow pointing to the last message reads "Go Home Dad your Drunk!" lol i just found that funny, and thought id share that with you,"

however the other night after a thrilling Chelsea vs Liverpool match, its always great to watch a great game as a neutral with no interest in the outcome, anyway i find myself needing to pee, and i find this written on the wall,

Ok for those too lazy to click on the Image lol, this is a 3 arrowed conversation which is hillarious lol, and i dont think either of the first 2 people to write on the wall were expecting someone to respond to their comment,

The first person says the most obvious things you find in the toilet, for a Good time call so and so she gives good Head,

The Second person takes the more adult response of, "your a dickhead try to be more Original"

and Finally the Third person responds with "Your a F__ try to suck less cock" it almost makes me think the first person came back to the same stall and went lemme see what i wrote on the wall, saw the Second Persons comment and went omg wtf and wrote the final comment lol.

so next time you go toilet, check out for the art work on the wall, in my place my dad has placed a Postcard he found at the Cinema, it was song lyric from a hit song from Queen, so when you go to my toilet in my home as you close the door your greeted with this lyric, this used to be on the outside of the door, which makes the lyric seem that much more funnier although i dont know why it made it inside the toilet i presume pardon the pun more of a Inside Joke lol,

another quick Tidbit

another quick tidbit, mainly as im half asleep as i just been woken up and remembered i need to get some sort of post up as i lay have dazed in my bed,

Last night well this morning i fell asleep at 4am, as i was recording the Wrestlemania Round Table Podcast with Da Sharpshooters (check them out here http://dasharpshooters.com/) they do a weekly podcast that i listen to and every year if you been following my blogs they do a wrestlemania podcast with listeners, the show i was on last night can be found here http://dasharpshooters.com/2009/04/ds274-wrestlemania-roundtable.html right click the part that says, Episode 274 - Wrestlemania Roundtable and save as, or go to iTunes search the DaSharpshooters and download Episode 274!

anyway thats all got a Christening to be getting ready for, despite it being at the Same time as a Man Utd game i think they did this on purpose lol,

Move Bitch Get Out The Way

I forgot to mention this tidbit in the last few posts, but when i remembered to blog it the other night i thought lemme get a drink before i type this up, and then i return and my mind has gone blank, completely forgetting what i was suppose to type, and i also completely forgot what ive done in the last couple of days, lucky for me i update my Twitter frequently that i was able to somewhat retract my steps lol,

anyway i did manage to remember what i wanted to type up earlier today, it was infact last week when finishing up my Workshop which was in the lab answering questions which did require a text book to actually answer and i did actually finish the work 30 minutes into the workshop although it didnt help when a student doing a experiment in the same room was grinding up what looked to be twigs lol, although smelt disgusting lol, it did sound like a drill was being used to do this it was so loud, so it made it 1, difficult to hear and understand what the lecturer was explaining to us and 2. to think, and yes haha Manny was trying to think, lol, so when i was done, i packed up my stuff and ended up moving towards the door when one of the girls wouldnt let me leave deliberatly not moving her chair in so i could pass,

so i said "Move!" which she responded "thats so rude" lol so i said "ok ok how about i sing for you as a apology?" which she looked at me and said ok sing, little did she know what i was gonna sing lol, these words just happened Move Bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way, she had to know that was comming lol she looked at me with a smirk on her face wanting to laugh but clearly trying to stand her ground saying omg manny that is so rude, and with i sly grin on my face i looked at her and said i know lol, she laughed and pulled her chair in, 1-0 to Me

lol later in the day she tells me that i managed to get that song stuck in her head lol, and that she been singing it to everyone at lunch time lol, which in my book makes it 3-0.

April Fools!

April Fools well thank you G20 summit for giving me an extra day off from University, most people i spoke to seemed to be annoyed there lab time got cut down, however i was pleased i didnt have to go into class and lab on Wednesday also slightly happy that i didnt have to go in on April Fools day, and annoyed that i didnt get pull off any April Fools pranks at University too,

Anyways lol, as i stated in my previous post i did say i was gonna mention the stuff that happened earlier in the day prior to be being raped of my personal space on the train on the way home. Well i nearly got in trouble in a lecture and almost thrown out of the lecture lol, because i kept laughing, this was the lab practical briefing lecture, which is always a snorefest lol, so i made my friend read my blog post about the boy who cried poo, and she got to the punch line of that story, she let out a loud giggle the ones which you try to control it but you cant, which made me laugh a bit lol, and then the lecturer looked at us and proceeded to continue with the lecture, then the lecturers next sentance was, "now we have to check if the results are lumpy or not" which didnt help to the laughing, i started to bite my hand lol.

as the Lecture went on my friends stomach started to rumble, first making somewhat of a little sigh which i was able to hear and start to smirk giggle lol, which she responded by saying Its not funny, which when someone says that makes the situation 10 times more funny, however after she said that her stomach let out a HUGE roar lol, as if a baby Godzilla was inside lol, which kept making me smirk giggle, this went on for the remainder of the lecture which by the end of it there were teeth marks in my hand as i tried to control my laughter lol, during this time in the lecture syphilis and pregnancy came up, which my friend asked me do i have syphilis, which i responded no, why do you want a baby? lol yes i know my response was crude but it was almost like she assisted with that joke,

finally April fools day, possibly on of the best days of year next to St Patricks day and i dont have to tell you why St Patricks day is one of the best day of the year if not the best day! anyway i didnt have any particular pranks planned i wasnt evan aware that it was april fools day you know that weird time period about 11pm-1am which your unaware if its today or tomorrow lol, so at the time april fools day was the last thing on my mind until i get woken up by a phone call at 2am, a friend from uni calling me up, saying

"Manny have you seen the news, Our uni has been terrorised, graffiti and broken windows, my friend was in library and was able to get out safely and she told me,"

thats not word for word what she said lol but i did my best it was 2 in the friggen morning, after she told me the story, a half asleep me said, oh thats good your imaginary friend in your imaginary april fools story got out safely, happy april fools day, you FOOL lol in which the next 10 minutes was spent making fun of her for failing to fool me despite being barely awake lol, and i dont need to be 100% to make fun of someone lol, but by the time i was done i wide awake so i decided to play a prank on a few people, i decided to ring up people simply asking what the time was, simple and effective, wouldnt you hate to be woken up about 2:30am and asked the time especially if you got class or work in the morning :p, and few texts simply just saying are you awake, or the classic Nothing!, which is always a treat if it wakes up someone and they respond, i find the responses are abusive but make me smile that i have achieved my goal :p