lol what if i told you i could turn a piece of paper into the FA Cup trophy? you'd think your having a laugh mate, you clearly drew that on.
Amazing right? i know im the Magnificent Manny lol no its this thing on http://familyfootball.co.uk/ all you need is a printer and your webcam and follow the instructions from there but it was hillarious to mess arround with that lol!
those who get my blog emailed to them re-read this on my actual blog www.mannydas.com or find it on youtube, anyway i probably should get back to doing my revision, this was a silly revision break i hope you enjoy, my Summer officially starts after my last exam on June 5th! so prepare for more silly blogs this comming June
im gonna build up a little suspense leading up the story relating to the post, with recent odd things that happened to me,
A week ago i had the most epic nose bleed when i was getting ready for another Friday night at the Bar, lol which probably isnt a good thing blood loss and Beers. But the only reason im going into detail about this nosebleed was because it happened in the shower and the blood was dripping out from both nostrils, and rather like a normal person pinch the bridge of the nose to allow a clot to form, nah im in the shower blowing snotty blood out of my nose, and yes its going into my hands im aware of that but its my blood lol, and then on the tiles behind me dragged my hands down it, making it look like a murder scene, so yes i was playing in my blood yes im weird lol, but i did washed it all up once it started lol, i got out of the shower checked my phone, my friend text me saying to meet them in 20mins lol i responded dude give me 45 lol i just had the most epic double nosebleed, this was the 2nd crazy event of that week, as the night before i got up from bed really quickly and must have got a real bad case of Vertigo, as i felt my barings go next thing im falling onto the bed, it was almost like being knocked out as it resembled the feeling when i got a concussion last year in the Lab, lol that was one dodgy week but nothing dodgy this week so i have to say im ok,
so after the bar the beers had kinda affected me and i probably should of got on the bus and got home but i was starving so i stopped off at subway and got me a Chicken and Bacon sub and decided to walk home, and my Nose starts bleeding again im actually in no position to stop and pinch my nose, so i did the most disgusting thing snorted it up and spat it out i know i know thats disgusting, so more bloodloss was crazy but i still managed to tweet this,
hmm lol i ate up my sub and went to sleep and woke up first of all i get a email notification on my phone that im being followed by "mydrunktweets" which made me re-read what i tweeted the night before, i looked at that with some sort of pride and achievement with a hint of what a doofus lol,
Right Now its time for the story that relates to the title of this post. I was going to mention a few months ago but its probably best if i mentioned it when i had the slide and its taken this long before my lecturer uploaded the powerpoint, but now she has, i can finally mention this. So picture how i normally am during a lecture, and if your picturing me listening with complete attention there is something clearly wrong with you, so imagine me with my ipod touch with possibly a episode of Family Guy or American Dad on totally zoned out to my surroundings, and this slide comes up,
Yes and im not lying this was exactly what happened, first i immediatly turn and look at my friend who pretty much has the same look on my face lol, and then were examining the slide going errr and laughing lol, and when we came out of the lecture we were asked about what our lecture was about we both said Shit and high 5'ved as we said it at the same time. This hands down has to be the best slide ever to grace a medical microbiology lecture, wait the best slide ever? i think so :p
Thought id take a break from study and tell you about yesterday, as everything today seems to be distracting me from doing work, firstly theres UFC Undisputed for Xbox 360, probably one of the best games out this summer for 360 that was released last friday, and today on Comedy Central UK theres a The Office Marathon on and its like im being punished lol
Saturday Night i got repeatedly jumped on by a Child, lemme set the story, i went to the party everyone making fun of me as there was no more chicken left lol, which i responded ohh noooo, then i was thrown off the computer after spending an hour reading through my Lecture Notes after downloading them, i just wanna point out it was a house party at my aunts house it was her Birthday, so i was revising at a party, and everyone who walked into that room looked at me and goes oh look Manny is doing work, which is so annoying as it acts an inhibitory effect to me to make me wanna stop working, so i was thrown off the computer and was forced to watch Britains Got Talent which i did in comfort sitting on a bean bag, which is when one of the children was running arround chasing the dog, and her Father goes Chloe Jump on Uncle Manny he supports ManUtd which she did, right across my chest, then she laughed and then got up and did it again, and again and again, each time she got up she would look directly at me and then jump, lol this went on for at least 2o Minutes, when she got tired and then started using my shirt as a tissue wiping boogers and drool on my shirt and laughing all about it,
Right i didnt intend on doing a blog post today but this had to blogged about, typing this up whislt at uni so using a keyboard that has been touched by thousands possibly millions of people lol eugh lol better wash my hands after this,
so i came in the morning found out my lecture had been cancelled again, but decided ill stay in to do some work for the 2 Essays for my Molecular Genetics module leading up to the exam,
then a dissertation student sitting behind us starts talking to us about how they havnt slept, ate, and well you know bumped uglies with her partner lol, and then this is what she said liturally, "when i hand this dissertation in im gonna be so happy im gonna cum," then immediatly after saying that she said why did i say that, forget i said that, which i respond that statement you made is out in the air and cant simply be forgotten. so that has been the bench mark of funny yet disturbing for today, so anything i said today has been mild incomparrison to that, lol but almost every joke today has some how related to this story, so i suppose the song Jizz in my Pants will be appropriate here lol
the computer room im in upon entering someone decided to repeat my name in a american accent which my friend responds looks like your fan club is in, i respond all arrogant like what you jealous? lol, well my fanclub so to speak lol was making alot of noise and this lady who was studying yells, can you be silent! and starts yelling at them telling them her life story about how the library is full and she cant do silent study in there if there was space she would be in there you know the get the violin out type story, she continues to shout at them and when she was done it left this real akward silence, which if you know me well youll know i dont do well in these situations as the smallest thing will make me laugh, this akward silence went on for a while which i turn and whisper to my friend "im scared" and start to giggle, and then she said "the lady is gonna pap pap pap you" doing a gun motion with her hand, which i respond she more than likely gonna get you first as the lady is close to you, she goes no ill dodge them i was like you aient in the Matrix! lol.
One whole week of lab tests, one whole week of solid work, yup i said it solid work. you know whats interesting about assessments people that rarely ever come in are in and want help, when i say help what i really means there looking for a handout, so people are calling you about things that they would have known about had they came in, now obviously everyone is gonna have a off day when you just cant go in, but when your a team of 4 and only 2 come in id say half the team is letting you down, so anyway come this week assesments i was avoid phone calls and being as vague as possible when it came to helping out,
First Test was a practical exam for Medical Microbiology which was pretty dodgy mainly cause i nearly burned myself several times when trying to do a Gram Stain, as there were was a good amount of people in the Lab all doing the same experiment so it was pretty crammed for space and my bunsen burner was infront of the sink, and i couldnt just turn it off the flame and turn it back on again, as they took away the lighter and asking for it to be relit would just waste time, so i was staining cells working arround a fire, and it was HOT in the lab, there were about 30-40 people in the lab, meaning there was about 30-40 Lit bunsen burners, (i had to google how hot a bunsen could get apparently arround 1,570 C) with the windows closed cause it was windy and blowing out lit flames,
Second Test was pretty boring standard test, it was a theory MCQ paper on all the practicals and workshop we had done in that semester, the strange thing was i had the tune to "Oh when the Saints go Marching In" stuck in my head, i was bouncing along to the song and banging pens on the desk obviously making some sort of noise which my friend beside me got annoyed, despite her already being finished, decided to repeatedly kick me, then i did my Mr Bean impression when he was taking a exam and kept taking out pens and putting them on the table lol, and then doing a strange look as i placed them on the table, which got me more kicks lol,
lol i had to include the video of it, watch the whole clip as it is hillarious or just for the stupid part i was doing, is 2mins in and lasts till 4mins 15secs but this is hands down one of my favourite scenes from Mr Bean so please enjoy hehe
and Finally which leads me to earlier This Afternoon, made of 2 Exams, first part in the morning which was a workshop test based on the maths and calculations of reactions, which was hard considering these workshops wernt taught properly as the lecturer missed a number workshops, in general this module was poorly run,
however first i didnt have any song stuck in my head this time, mainly cause i kept getting distracted by these idiots behind me and infront of me, behind me was these idiots who decided they were gonna talk all the way through the test and then try to disguise it with a loud cough, which was annoying simply because it was distracting, if they were gonna cheat they could of easily wrote on a piece of paper and slide it across the table as it was a open book test, but no he went for the talking loud option, and when the test was over, i turned round and said "dude you guys spoke well loud during that exam" which he responded "yeah you were talking fucking loud" i was like excuse me as i said fuck all during that exam lol, and the person that was with me tried to say "nah dude were trying to say you were loud and ur gonna get caught" which i stopped him and said dude fuck him man he aient worth it, during the exam i was tempted to turn round and tell him to shut the fuck up but choose not to,
the lady in the front was just as annoying if not more, as she turns up to the exam completly un-prepaired turns round verbally speaks to me in a thick african accent and to the person next to me asking if she can use one of our rulers, first we said no as we both needed them in order to answer the question, then she just turns round and takes my mates ruler, which im thinking thats a piss take, and then towards the end of the exam she turns to us and asks for help, why the fuck am i gonna help you? 1. i dont evan know you, 2. i dont wanna get a zero for talking, then at the end when the module leader is collecting papers, she says i havnt evan wrote anything, can u give me the answers, first i said no i cant help you, which she said but i havnt wrote anything, which i respond thats not my fucking problem, then she kisses her teeth and asks someone else,
The Second part was the Lab Theory exam for that module which was uneventful except for my starting a movement/chant lol, the second test was suppose to start at 11:15am but he turned up late, which 2 people sarcastically went yay as he walked in with 2 boxes of question papers and answer grids, which i yelled BOOOOOOO which first people started to laugh then of course join in lol :p i started a movement,
its that time again, that time where i try to resist all fun opportunities in order to do some work, in the next comming weeks i have a tonne of Assessments Exams and Lab Exams, which is just a lot of work in so little time, as im typing this im midway through a week of lab assessments,
Ive been in Uni practically every day this week due to these lab assessements, and had a few revision lectures held at 5pm on my Off days which suck, but what sucks evan more was coming in for no reason, as Thursday was just canceled,
Now i havnt told a Silverlink story since i suppose it changed it name to the Overground, maybe the Overground name change stopped the super weirdos getting onto the train, but last Friday i went into Uni for a another wasteful day of Metabolism, but thats not the story at hand the story is the weirdo that sat opposite me, first of all he was really tall, and had one front tooth and what appeared to be a giant tongue, as he sat opposite me he threw a piece of paper at my bag, at this point just thinking eh no biggie, but then as the train starts moving he starts doing some weird hand thing which looked like he was doing himself self harm, which was kinda scary, i had my mind set that i was getting of at the next stop as im clearly bricking it, but then as the train pulled into the station, he lunged forward and like a little scardy cat i kinda leant back in fear, although slightly relieved that he was getting off the train,
Today is the 2nd March 2009 and that marks one year of "Manny's Random Blog", ok if you search the archives here they date back to 2006 however those posts were posted from my old "myspace" blog that i no longer use,
might aswell put up a quick update here while i have your attention, been watching alot of the office the US version, never really got into the UK version,
i have had a few uni stories that ive yet to post but i will do in the next comming days, just a little busy with uni work which is actually a little weird for me to say, lol, actually worked hard this term despite the laid back approach :p
Manny's Random Blog year 1 has ended, and Year 2 has begun
