Inappropriate Laughter

I got a text today from T-Mobile, they said my phone is ready to be picked up i thought great ill get my phone back today and now i can go back to tweeting on the go again and texting with ease again as i found out, i cant text, would would normally take me 30seconds with a keyboard on my G1 takes me 2-4 minutes to do on my Old Sony Ericsson phone, so i go pick up the phone and on the repair form it says they gave it a software upgrade, managed to pass a live call and it passed quality control, yet somehow when i get this home its exactly the same as when i first sent it off, constantly freezing, yet now when i return to the shop, i showed them and basically question did the person actually look at this phone, and also asked why cant they replace it on the spot he made up some bullshit, and took it back for repair, bastards,

the day only got worse when i lost my bankcard and had to cancel the card however, funny thing is i managed to walk in with no bankcard but walk out with my bank card being upgraded and this bank man trying to be funny by saying my bank overdraft which was at a laughable £50 has been increased to £300 and said that was his birthday present to me, what a twat lol

however something interesting happened today, everytime i see someone on the highstreet with a clipboard i try to make as little eyecontact as possible, however this woman decides to deliberatly get in my way lol, now i encountered something like this before that time it leaded to a date and this person freaking me out, constant eye contact scares me, that time it made me feel insecure when im never insecure as it makes me think something is on my face, ok granted she probably was interested in what i was saying but it still freaked me out. Anyway this person had constant eye contact but was doing some kind of shuffle, she was doing this step and then hand movement while she made her pitch about her organization Everychild which was a tad off putting and distracting. she was saying stuff about kids in poverty in the third world, and you know when you shouldnt laugh but you suddenly get a case of the giggles, well this was the case of full blown laughter, she went on to say some of these children resort to drugs, which when someone says that you first think of weed or cocaine however this woman decides to pitch this, which caught me off guard, now first i want to remind you at times i can be a little bit imature, so she says and these are her exact words

" some of these children resort to Sniffing Glue, to excuse themselves from the harsh realities of life"

now first i started to smile, and then biting my lip cause i felt some laughter about to come about the type that once you start you wont be able to stop the type when your in school and something funny has happened during a time in silence and you cant laugh so you try to fight it. Then while she was still talking i was pretty much gone from this point, then just when i thought i had the laughter in my head under control, but then a thought popped up in my mind, now we all know about my wild and crazy imagination sometimes, well this was one of those occasions, now in my head i was already visioning a scene from one of the Cafod or comic relief videos as when she first started pitching about the charity, then they always do a close up on a small child and i think you cans see where im going here, but if you dont, here goes, they do the close up of the small child with there eyes which are suppose to make you feel guilty and ready to donate, but in my mind i saw that child but then i also saw that child holding Pritt Stick getting ready to sniff it, that pretty much sent me over the edge and i couldnt control it anymore and during this lady's pitch i started to laugh, not just any laugh a proper full blown laugh that came straight from the belly, and i had to walk away cause i was gone i was laughing for about 5 minutes, tears comming out of my eyes. Now ive told this story to various people and got mixed reactions, one of which was "yeh i wouldnt donate £2 a month either it just so happens pritt stick costs £2 youd be feeding this childs addiction"

Leading up to picking up my phone i got caught in a massive rain downpour which i first decided to hide in a phonebox so i wouldnt get drenched i came out when i thought it was safe but it only got worse second later and i got drenched.

anyway i shall leave this blog as it is now, hopefully next time i post on my blog my stupid phone will be fixed, unless something funny happens in the next 2 weeks or so.

Time Travelling into the Future again

yeh i was too lazy to think of another title so i took the same title from the return from new york post i did in September lol, i would say im Jet Lagged but i was pretty much falling asleep arround 4-5am before i left for New York in the first place, so im stuck with im either Jet Lagged or im just resumed my Insomnia? i suppose a week i can claim to being Jet Lagged and then after go back to saying Insomnia. see how my mind can just go off on a tangent lol.

Back to the point i am back, and yes i did time travel into the future to get home lol left the house in upstate New York at 2:30 in the morning and got to Newark in New Jersey at 5, the flight was at 8:05 however the check in desk wasnt evan open yet, the rope thingys used to herd everyone in like sheep hadnt evan been set up yet lol, the plane i pretty much fell asleep or when i was awake i was listening to the Chris Moyles Autobiography Audiobooks, as i learnt before leaving that i had to get a audiobook as i was not going to enjoy any of the inflight entertainment as its pretty much the annoying disney kids and there movies, im talking about high school montanas yup, however i did wake up and watch a episode of the office before landing at Terminal 5 which is basically just for British Airways, and it is one gigantic maze to get out, you walk a bit from the plain go down 3 escalators, then take a shuttle train that moves like 400ft before you get off, then take another 2 escalators up before you reach passport control

the last few days after getting back from Delaware i just didnt feel like doing anything, i just pretty much stayed at home and played with my cousins,

i left a few things out in the Delaware post, i was sharing a room with my cousin, there were 2 sofas, that were both Pull out beds, which wasnt comftable to say the least, however in this room, there was a GIANT tv no im joking it was a tv that was about 5 inches by 5 inches screen so a TINY tv, which my 5 year old cousin walks in asks can i see that, so my cousin sitting on the bed, she hands it to him, i just want to let you know this 5 year old boy for the last few days made it a game to throw a frisbee down the stairs, or across the room from the top of the stairs to the living room which we were sitting ok we did throw it back encouraging him but still lol and he also found a teddy bear in the house which he also threw down the stairs and off the ledge looking over the living room, i just thought i mention this to paint a picture. (can you see where this is going) so she hands him the tiny tv, he takes it outside the room, and says im gonna roll it down the stairs, which we first laugh then quickly as "responsible role models" say dont throw it down the stairs, which he respond by doing it, now none of us actually moved from the room, we just heard something roll down the steps a few times before a loud bang, which we hear in his young high pitch voice i did it, lol which we laughed, lol although we did say not to do it so we did try..

the girls were sleeping downstairs in the living room on airbeds, and most of the night as i believed my insomnia was following me about falling asleep arround 3-5am Eastern time we decided to play some pranks, one was letting the air out of the bed, which was simply easy, then one night buying 3 Watermelons drawing faces on them with a Sharpie (marker) and putting them next to the girls faces in the middle of the night, also planting a teddy bear the exact one that the 5 year old boy was throwing arround, on the youngest girl and making fun of her the next morning saying whos your frieeeend lol

now i was sleeping upstairs and as this room me and cousin was sharing was hot, the door had to be opened in order to sleep, leaving me open to attacks as pretty much everyone had to come upstairs to shower, and after the watermelon attack one tried to plant it on me, but it didnt work as im a fairly light sleeper at times, and i did feel them plant it on me as i felt the weight on the bed, lol which i half asleep said take it downstairs now lol, although the one they actually got me with was by far the best, my bed sheet had these bits of strings on them for decoration, there were 3 pairs, and it was layed incorrectly on my bed, and i couldnt be bothered to turn it arround as these should have been near my head, but it was by my feet, as i already said it was hot so at times i would sleep on top of it rather than sleep under the blanket, so one night my cousin who tells everyone im her best friend lol more on that story later lol ties my legs up by my ankles to my blanket so it looked like i was fighting my blanket in my sleep, now try to imagine taking out a knot when ur half asleep in the dark, lol yeh she got me back good, lol

Bestfriend... my cousin who is 12 who greeted me as soon as i walked in the house, its almost like she was waiting for me to walk through the door, yells at me BESTFRIEND lol, and every moment would remind me and others "Manny, Your my best friend" she evan told people at school im her best friend lol which sounds sweet, but then it gets funny cause she tells them what we do like watch tv and play games on xbox and make fun of each other and others and her friends thought i was like 9 -12 which sounds evan funnier when people i know usually tell me i am like a baby or tell me "stop acting like a 5 year old"

anyway i got a list of things to do, one of which includes chasing a alcholic lecturer from university down as i require assistance lol, should be in control of things by next week so i appologize now if i seem distracted and distant and busy in the next few days, but please bare with me, right now im gonna try to sleep

Holiday within a Holiday,

i havnt posted a blog post in a while but thats generally as i havnt had much to blog about, apart from went to the mall, shaved my head, etc etc, and that doesnt exactly make a interesting blog post,

well the past week, ive been in Delaware, which was a 6hour drive from where i am staying in New York which i didnt particulary enjoy being in the car for long periods of time, its not like sitting in a plane for 7hours when you can at least stand up walk about, anyway this trip i kept drifting in and out of sleep, once we got settled in the house that was rented, we went out and caught some 4th of July Fireworks down by the beach, we ended up parking a mile or 2 away from the beach as we figured it be impossible to find parking that night, which was most deffinetly true, anyway something about fireworks that makes everyones inner child come out and just go ooooo lol, was fun, maybe not the long walk back to the car, with bloody mosquitos out to attack,

the next day, we went to the beach, and when we arrived there i noticed everyone was being told by the lifeguard to stay away from the water, i thought what? is there a shark? no, it was a dolphin it was a pretty cool sight to see. the next day we went to another beach it was pretty much a beach week, although this day was so hot, i mean really hot that when you stepped on the sand you burnt your foot lol, that day me and cousins spent most of the time jumping into waves, and being wiped out by them too, washing out on the shore lol where all the shells and stones rest which isnt fun to land on, i got nailed by a giant wave as i thought lets jump into it with my hip just another split wrong decision ive made lol, i got completly taken out must have done a 2 complete 360 flips before being washed out, that minor panic people may get when you jump into a deep end of a pool and you cant feel the bottom of the pool so you immediatly struggle to get to the top imagine that whislt being spun by a wave lol, the end of it i ended up with a few cuts and bruises on my knees and back, at one point a wave hit me knocked me over onto the shells and before i could get up 2 more waves hit me, triple the pain, lol

i took the next day off and stayed at home, as i just couldnt take another day at the beach, the next day we went Jet Ski'ing which i have to say i didnt exactly want to do in the morning but when it came to it, it was bloody awesome, hitting the water at like 6500 rpm i have no idea what the exact speed was i would assume it to be arround 35-45mph, hitting a wave at full speed having that minor panic attack of im gonna die as you hit it and gain ft or 2 in airtime as your arse is not touching the seat anymore. it was great fun, although going back was a pain in the arse, as it was a large group we had to ride back in single file and the idiot infront of me, decides to go side to side make in waves for me to go through making it a pain, i was so tempted to speed infront of them of course splashing them in process but also getting told off by the jet ski instructor,

this day was also the day my sunburnt skin started to peel away on my face, well one area, on my face, on my forehead the center part peeled away leaving fresh lighter coloured skin compared to the rest which was darkly tanned which made me look like i had a skin disease and also drying off from the shower also didnt help as i wouldnt up with the only way i could describe is like when people put slits in the eyebrows well i had scab slits on my forehead, it actually looked like i wiped out and scraped my forehead on shells lol,

but all in all the trip to Delaware was fun excluding the Car Ride there and back lol, also i was played this video

its a extremly annoyingly funny video while we were away the song got stuck in my head, and at various times someone would just blurt out Wheeeres the chapstick?

another funny video i was made to watch while we were in Delaware was beach related and fairly funny, classic misinterpretation hillarious,

qoutes from this video also got mentioned at various times while we were in delaware anyway this post has suddenly become really long so ill end it here,