Doing A Manny?

The Title of this post has the possibility of being a Dirty joke, but its really not so don't go there lol, it was a really long day, and to get the end point which explains the title we gotta go through my journey how i got there,

Woke up at 6:30am this Morning thinking i had a 9am start this morning turns out my Uni Calender thing lied to me, today i started at 10am because the lecturer who happens to sound like the count from Sesame Street when she speaks didnt put up a actual calender, for us too look at and now that this week lessons start at 10,

Anyway so i ended up being in Uni for 9 unaware that i was suppose to be at Uni at 10, so ended up sitting around in the canteen eating breakfast there, lemme tell you id rather get a McDonalds Big Breakfast than eat there again, lol, then met my friend who made me sit in the Lecture hall for about 45 minutes before the actual lecture started,

Lecture Starts we go through the usual quick introduction and quick overview of what the module is, during this time my friend who hasnt had a lecture with me for quite sometime since we been at uni, handed me a small plastic teaspoon which when she used to sit next to me before she would do and id chew on it for the rest of the lecture, although previous times she used to just get me these plastic stirrers lol in a effort to stop biting on my pens, ive just made myself sound like a dog lol oh well, so i start chewing on this spoon and it happens to be making noise as it interacts with my teeth, which the person beside me said "Manny you are so loud" which the person who gave me the spoon tells her "Manny is a child your just going to have to get used to it" LOL and towards the end of the lecture the plastic spoon split down the middle and remained intact, however the person who got me the spoon in the first place decides to tell me off, as i start to bite bits off the spoon, "Don't do that cause you will cut yourself" which i responded "alright mum!" which someone around us said "i was about to say you just told him off as if you was his mum" which my alleged mum said yea " yea didnt you know Manny is my son" lol

then we moved to another room for another lecture, and on route to the next room my uni mum strikes again and just pulls the spoon out of my mouth, and said "i told you no" and threw it in the bin, i just wanna point out she could of actually cut me, as at that point the spoon resembled a spork (spoon/fork), and just as i was about to complain she said "ill get you another one later" lol

the next room was on the top floor however as we got there climbed 3 staircases to the third floor, the Fire Alarm went off and the nerds were groaning whereas i was more cheerful cause thats at least 30minutes of lecture wasted, everyone was calmly taking there time going outside, secondary school we would be running yelling fire lol, so ended up just talking and catching up with friends outside.

i didn't go to my afternoon sessions as i had to go sort out my modules situation with the help desk, and i was warned id have to get there early if i didn't want a extremely long wait or even worse not get seen at all, the help desk opened at 2:30pm, but i and a friend got there at 1:oo we wasnt the first people there but we were close, someone else was there before us, however we got handed tickets, and it felt good to have a number 3 ticket, cause after seeing people arrive as time quickly started approaching 2:30, there was at least 60-70 people behind us, i got my modules done quickly i pretty much knew what i was changing to,

upon leaving i could have wondered into my afternoon lab session but rather be made a example of lateness and then being sent away, i decided not to go anymore, and went to the Student Union which was pretty much dead as hardly anyone was there, so we decided to go to a computer room which i started peering around coridoors just incase i get caught by either the lecturer or people on my course, and i got baited up by the person i was with haha he yelled "Manny why you looking all scared and quizfully down the coridoor like theres a bomb or something?" the only way i responded is "you never know with you, you friggen terrorist" lol

when we got outside as the computer room is in a new building, i notice i can see my class walking towards the lab, and i told them i can see my class im making a break for it and ran towards the gate, pressing the button on the gate to let me out in a panic situation, first i missed the button going to high then a second time going to low, and then finally pressing it, and then hid round the corner, and then when the coast was clear went back in, turns out later this wasnt needed as they saw me lol, attempt to leave undetected lol, as they called to tell me later on

however upon returning in order to describe running away they described it as Doing a Manny lol, i dont think it will last but it did go on for the rest of the day lol,

One Interesting Day

Today was my first day back at Uni, and it was a interesting day, I say interesting cause it was weird and slightly annoying, (Had To Repost this some HTML errors on the last one?)

I thought first day back ill get a relatively Early night the night before, so just after 11pm after celebrating on Twitter about the New York Jets beating The Tennessee Titans resulting in the Jets being 3-0 or as I was saying on Twitter were 3 and Oh Baby, and J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets lol


so after that I managed to put my head to the pillow and just fall asleep one of those rare occasions in which I just fell asleep, however about 4 hours later I woke up with a nose bleed, and you know how I deal with Nose bleeds and that being not very well, so rather than apply pressure to the bridge of the nose, I just stuffed a big rolled up tissue piece into my nose forming a barrier, it worked, then tried to go back to sleep, when a stomach ache occurred and im not going into the details about that cause you already know what that means and leads to.

Now after certain activities occurred again not mentioning them, im laying on my bed with my laptop first unable to sleep, and also clutching my stomach, then playing the if I go to sleep now ill get another so and so hours, well this happened till about 6 in the morning, I had to be awake in about 3 hours, never a good sign, especially going from Wide awake straight back to sleep,

I eventually got to sleep and then made my way into Uni, now I normally go in Uni very much unprepared some days I don’t even bring a bag, with only a pen to pretty much sign the register, however this time I actually tried, too bad this attempt was the night before, so I had 1 pen, if that pen ran out not that id be doing much writing I would have no pen lol, a used pad of paper, and no idea where my lecture is being held, so prepared! (I did try and find it... no timetable had been put up so it aient my fault)

Interestingly they Changed Uni to the point that the Front Entrance is no longer the Entrance you have to go round the back and through a Turnstiles type gate which you would see at a Football Stadium, and I know its the first day so I should probably be less annoyed and a little more lenient but I cant stand slow moving people in corridors well slow moving people in general, especially when I need to do something, and on top of the slow moving people in the corridor there are fools standing still against a board making a blockage, now I was tempted to run through them like a Rugby or American Football player, but instead I backtracked and went upstairs walked across the empty corridor upstairs and went downstairs by passing the idiot block.

So Finally get to my lecture, first unsure if I was suppose to be there, also doing this module alone, I had to nervously ask someone if I was in the right class, I was and sat at the back by myself till someone sat next to me first breaking the one seat divide rule, but credit to this woman actually started talking to me, now do I remember her name, erm... No

The Lecture started now im used to be told there is a Module guide and that we should read it, and on the odd occasion the lecturer will show the timetable, and briefly say coursework will be set around here and to be handed in by here, but today this guy decides to go through and read the whole module guide to the class, ALL 64 Pages of it, then he talks about the reading list and Tasks each week to do before each seminar later in the day, :S he also handed out 5 chapters of stuff to get through and various tasks to do before the next class, lol this suddenly starting to feel like secondary school and homework, Now The Seminar Follows this lecture, and lucky for me im one of the lucky ones that is in a seminar group that’s seminar is directly after the lecture, the other groups have to wait an hour for the first sessions to finish.

The Seminar itself wasn’t bad itself a lot of group discussion work however there was a incident involving me and the lecturer upon entering the room the seminar was being held. So as I walk in he says "im glad that you've put a jacket on Covering your shirt", I was wearing my ManUtd shirt today, and leaving the last lecture I put my Hoodie on and moved to the seminar, so he must have saw that I was wearing a ManUtd shirt during the previous lecture as he was standing init whilst everyone was assigned groups, so after his comment I asked "Why, who do you support?" He revealed he was a Manchester City fan, which is funny in itself, then says "here’s what’s going to happen everyone is going to leave the seminar after an hour and you will stay for a extra 5 minutes", it appears he is still better about ManUtd beating ManCity in a 4-3 Thriller which there was a debate the extra added injury time at the end of the game, which 4 minutes was put up on the Board but ManCity wasted time with there goal celebrations towards the end of the game when the board went up saying 4 minutes, so more time got added on as ManUtd score in the 5th Minute of Added time, now that’s explained, did I respond to that yes I did, and I said "but that would mean I would the game sir wouldn’t it" , which he laughed and said "I probably shouldn’t have even brought it up" lol, Too right you shouldn’t have when you got a smart arse who will respond lol, well anytime he wanted me to answer something during the seminar he called me Mr. Red Shirt

Also at the end of this Seminar MORE reading material to get through, least the next time is next week so there’s plenty of time to do so, and yes I am going to do it,

Getting my Shirt Printed

So from the last post i was trying to decide whether or not to put players name on the back of my New Manchester United shirt, and in doing so not wearing the shirt as the people that print the shirt in the shops insist that they can only print on new shirts, so my shirt has been just hanging in my room,

Anyway today i decided to go out and get it done, after i made my mind up who was gonna go on the back of the shirt, anyway as mentioned before the place i got my shirt said they wouldnt have the printing equipment for at least 2 weeks, but in the slightest chance they did have the apparatus i wouldnt need to go in search of a branch that does, they didnt and that was a pain in the arse lol, i went 3 places, one place didnt have the Gold Champions patches and wanted to give me the standard white premier league participant badges... yeh that aient happening, the second place didnt have the actual name of the player nor did they have any spare Letters to spell out the players name, the final place did,

was actually a sigh of relief when i went in, i probably should of went there first, i got to the till asked the lady i wanted to print this shirt she said yes, and confusion on her behalf as she didnt understand what i asked for, i asked do you have the Premiership Champions Badges, which she kept responding no we dont do Championship badges (the division below the premiership) only premiership. i kept repeating the gold badges not the white ones, which someone came by and just said yes, lol paid for it all in total came to £19.00, £1 a letter there was 6, and £4 a number there was 2, and the Premier League patches cost £6

she told me it should take about 10-15 mins i was gonna go and come back but on decided to stick around and watch the guy print my shirt on the off chance they tried to put the white patches instead of the gold, lol i know sad, lol didnt need to the guy knew what he was doing. I have yet to mention who i got printed on my shirt, well if you follow me on Twitter you probably already know now as i revealed it earlier,

"I saw my mate,
The other day,
He said to me he'd seen the white Pele,
So i asked,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpm03kaxibM

Yup i got Wayne Rooney on the back of my Manchester United shirt, and now i can finally wear my Shirt, although upon writing this i haven't actually worn it yet whilst typing this,