I am aware this titles sounds like one of these stupid quizzes that might appear on facebook in which they tell you how many percent your a horrible person and a word and paragraph to go along with your percentage, the word i shall go with is Twat, and you know who you are those that do it lol,

anyway i was standing at Stratford station waiting for a friend, this person happened to be running late. and let it be said i hate people being late its one of my big Pet Peeve's. If you have been to Stratford well anywhere which there is a large ammount of foot traffic comming by youll get tons of people stopping you for something, first i got stopped well i wasnt necessarly stopped i was leaning against a metal railing whislt waiting for my friend whislt, a lady from Cancer Reasearch UK walked up to me and asked first "Are You a Horrible Person?"

now i had my headphones on so i didnt really make out fully what she said, so i took the headphones off and asked if she could repeat what she said that basically came out me saying "you what?"

So she asks again "are you a horrible person?" lol now you should know how i answered this question, i answered " of course not im a lovely person!" yea i didnt do that lol i answered in my one worded ways "yes" which a smirk on my face.

she then went on to say your lying look your smiling i bet your one of the friendliest people in london, she then said she just wants contact details and doesnt want any bank information and gave a little woo, and this is probably the only time i really could say this that i already donated to this charity :p which she said oh and went away to bother someone else,

Note: I actually typed this in September and have no idea why it remained a draft, so im posting it now

this basically started off as a group discussion exercise, in discussing what we found last week in the Computer workshop. Well in my group the 20minutes meant for talking about work became 18 minutes get a aquinted with the other 2 members of this group, not my idea, and according to one, apparently im Latino, when i said im not and asked why, she said i give off this Latino vibe, i dunno what thats suppose to mean and actually couldnt be bothered to ask why lol,

2 minutes was spent doing work as it basically was just read off stuff we found, and then the discussion was over and each group had to report back to the rest of the class, we were in the back of the room so chances are were going last or at best not having to do anything, the intial idea was pretend we were part of the groups around us, this didn't work. Hoping we were last aswell did happen and there was time for us to talk, oh did i mention they made me read out infront of the whole class, before i started to speak i could already feel my face go red, and i started by saying the first part that as the whole class spoke on it already there was nothing really left to say about it as its been bled dry. The Second part was a question about a stupid website for self diagnosis and would something like ever replace actual doctors or clinicians, the obvious answer was no, so i said that, but then i also started saying stuff that wasnt on the paper, which most cases this is a bad idea just running of a idea floating around in MY head, however this turned out for the better

i said " lets say this website was right about whats wrong with you, you aient gonna get that empathy you might get with a doctor, or a hug or advice of what to do next,"

now this was a well unthought of scheme say something odd, which the end result will lead the class into a frenzy as they didnt seem to want to agree with the hug part of what i said :p however i didnt care cause it meant my face returned from the tomato red face colour back to it orignal colour as i didnt speak for another 3 minutes, and the end of the Seminar,

yup thinking on the fly i did a variation of the Chewbacca Defence :p

Its weird how small things can cheer you up instantly, i went to bed late and a tad upset cause my New York Jets have now Lost 3 times in a row, and this loss actually hurt, i dunno why but i felt incredibly depressed afterwards, and went to bed with that bad feeling, and woke up for Uni the next day pretty much in the same way, but as i was about to leave i normally check outside and determine what the weather is going to be like, when i notice leafs flying everywhere, and im thinking to myself is that a mini tornado outside? so i checked outside the window and i saw red helicopter outside, immediately the inner child inside got happy


And of course after seeing it land you knew and i knew i was going downstairs to take a picture of it, i posted these pictures upon taking them on Facebook and Twitter, with the tagline this is my Ride to University today, my friend commented on the picture later in the day, "I cannot believe you actually did that... well actually I can, but lmao."

i was suppose to meet someone at university but had to text them im delayed because a helicopter landed in my back garden which normally would sound like a lie, eg why didnt you do your homework.. err my dog ate it lol, i of course sent the picture to go with it lol. I told my tale of the Helicopter to some people at uni, and one person was actually jealous lol.



On The way home was funny to, we were walking back home to the train station and we saw a big bootylicious woman, walking infront of us, i look to my friend and go mmmhmmmm which she joins in aswell, as we overtake the bootylicious lady in which we hear this lady say to a man sitting on floor begging for change, "You Alright Shawtee" in which he responds in a very gremlin or gravel type way "your alright baby" which me and my friend could not stop laughing, so much that we had to go back to Uni to tell people what we saw, in which in this space from this incident and the walk back to uni, i couldnt stop talking like a thug/wannabe rapper, describing the lady as, the lady with the phat ass, and other things, but after each thing i said instantly saying i just did it again i cant stop,

Last Thursday i was sent a email that i had been De-Registered from a module, apparently i had not passed a pre-requisite module that didnt exist until Thursday, i find this out on Saturday night, and according to the email i cant register to a new module after Monday 12th October, so the last date to really register a module was the Friday before hand, so granted i was a little bit pissed and annoyed that whole Saturday, and as i had nothing to do before checking that email, i was intending to do some work, but as i got thrown off that module i didnt bother,

Monday morning i went to Cyprus again, i know i didnt get you any gifts lol :p i had to go down to the other Campus to get some idea of what i should do, i was sat down had the email on my phone showed the dude, and he said thats a common issue and your not the only one thats got this problem, and there was a debate going on in the room and i was sitting in the middle of it, the time was 1:30pm and they said to just go to the Lecture which was being taught on Monday.. at 2pm i just wanna point out i was in Docklands campus and have to make it all the way back to the Stratford Campus in 30mins :s they took down my details and said they would call me with any developments,

so no doubt i was late to the lecture and as the 10minute rule is inforced in which if your 10minutes late dont bother going in, i opted to stay out and just go to my seminar which was at 4pm, however around 3pm i notice that ive been re-registered on the module as all the information and lecture notes stuff re-appear in my uni webpage thingy,

i find out from "The Law" (he my friend that happens to look like a NFL Cornerback called Ty Law so i call him the Law, he has no idea why i call him the law but i still do it :p) that the guy spoke at the start of the lecture, and he sumarised it for me, basically the module leader had a bitch fit and he made up a pre-requisite module which removed alot of people from the module as apparently too many people come to this module of "Evidence Based Healthcare" without a Health background and fail the module, which i suppose affects the bastards performance based pay, what a mother fucker, and as he did this, the University said NO you cant do this, lol

so as i didnt bother doing the work for the seminar as i was thrown off i managed to blag my way through the discussions in the seminar pretty well, just goes to show how stupid my university is!

i should note typing this im half asleep, and the bright screen is irritating my eyes, but i just had a very interesting dream, i had a run in with some dude from Secondary school whislt i was at Uni, apparently i scared him or something and his friends were all like acting if he some kinda of mental defect cause he then started to get in my face and start running his mouth which was when he started throwing punches i must have caught 3, 2 in the cheek and one in the mouth which busted my lip open,

which i took it upon myself to take him down, and put him in a wrestling hold, called the Lion Tamer, which if your a wrestling fan you will instantly know what this is, however if you dont the explanation of what exactly it is will also confuse you,

"Similar to a normal Boston crab, this move sees the wrestler use a single knee to add additional pressure by pressing it into the opponent's back or neck."


but the knee that was suppose to be applying pressure to the neck and back was being used to knee the dude in the back and neck, so you can imagine from looking how this would look especially as i was bleeding, so you can imagine this horrific site going on at Uni, this is the point when i woke up and now im retelling the dream, anyway im gonna go back to sleep its 2am, and chances are i would have forgot about this interesting dream had i just fallen straight back to sleep,

I havnt blogged about doing something stupid in while, i suppose a couple of weeks ago about doing a Manny could be considered as doing something stupid, as i did attempt to run away from my class which i could see and panicking trying to press a button to exit a gate and i couldnt seem to find the button,

This time, i was in the front room my dad asked me to make him a Cup of Tea, and i said no, make it yourself, he gave me a excuse that he would if his knee wasnt hurting, which i explained his knee has nothing to do with his upper body making him tea, he again said to make him tea,

this is when i took it upon myself to punch myself in the head... yes i punched myself in the forehead, and told him i cant because i think i just given myself a concussion, i didnt mention this at the time but im sure my dad noticed it but i wasnt gonna give him the benefit of the doubt lol i seemed to have dazed myself in the process as i did hit myself pretty hard i normally just lightly bang my hand on the table or knee under the table when someone asks me to do something, yes im Manny and i do incredibly stupid things at times,

Jakey the Snakey made a return today, after spending the majority of the day finishing up assignments for todays Seminar, if you happen to ever catch me head down doing work, dont disturb me or point out how its a first to see me working or ask if im ok because im actually doing work, because i will instantly stop what im doing and will not do any work,

Today again was the case, although i was pretty much done anyway, and it was one of more annoying people at University, (we have had many run ins in the past lol many of which have been mentioned on this blog lol) but rather than talk to her i made a puppet with my Sleeve, and spoke to that instead,

Manny to Jakey "who does she think she is?"
Idiot to Manny "oh Manny that is so sad!"
Jakey Whispers something in Manny Ear
Manny To Jakey: "haha i know what a clown"
Idiot to Manny: "im a clown whos the one talking to his hand,"
Manny to Idiot "HEY you Leave Jakey alone!"
Idiot to Manny "why have you called him Jakey?"
Jakey whispers again in Manny ear
Manny to Jakey: i know she is well stupid
Manny to Idiot: err duh he a snake, thus Jakey the Snakey
Idiot to Manny: Manny you need to grow up!
Manny to Idiot: Dont Question the Fire that Burns inside, and can you please leave me and Jakey have a lecture to get to! oh and Jakey said you smell
Idiot to Manny: Manny your a crazy fool

In the lecture i got really bored as i have a very short attention span, and there was a wheelchair at the front of the lecture room, and a thought crossed my mind to steal it :s i evan tweeted about it,

"There's a wheelchair at the front of the lecture hall, I'm tempted to take it.. (there's something wrong with me)"

which some of my awesome friends on twitter replied lol, and it became a type of heist mission to steal it lol, which made a boring lecture amusing haha, the lecture was speaking for 2 hours non stop, no break, guess he doesnt realise that people on average stop listening around 40-50mins lol,

Seminar had to speak infront of the class about the stuff we read and how we interpreted it, im not great at speaking infront of people i dont really know, normally get a bit nervous and red face, im not sure if that was the case today, but everyone seemed to agree with what i was saying so i think it went well, and i didnt sound like i was stuttering m-m-m-my n-n-n-name is M-m-m-maaaanny lol

Now with title saying Eating Chicken, im guessing your assuming this involves me eating some fried chicken, but nooooo you would be wrong, although i believe this is gonna be one of those you had to see it to actually believe it.

So Went into my new module today, and like Monday was all by myself. I Thought about doing the all by yourself song that i normally reserve for others in my situation, but i didnt not quite as funny singing to yourself lol. Anyway im sitting at the back of the classroom and observe my surroundings, turns out the Health students love the sound of there own voice, as majority of what they were saying was either common knowledge that didnt need to be said. Like in Bioscience modules everyone seems to follow the same code, sit down and shut the fuck up so we can get one with it all

The Lecture begins and 15 minutes in this Nasty assed woman who walks in now i didnt get a good look but if you require a visual image, imagine a a woman in her 40's with giant glasses and a mole... that has hair coming out of it. got it ok good, now back to the story, she walks into the room with a brown paper bag with a certain image on it, yup it was a KFC paperbag, im sitting at the back thinking no way, and as the lecture continued this woman actually starts munching on it, now in my long time at uni ive known people to eat Potato Chips, a Doughnut maybe a Sandwich or evan biscuits, i aient ever seen someone get what i would call a savoury feast and go to town on it in a Lecture, lets be honest eating Fried Chicken does make you look like a bit of a savage so why would you do this in a lecture room? ive never thought to do this, but know i am tempted to do this lol,

Then came the small group session and this part made me feel small as i was last picked to be in someones group, that feeling of everyone is looking at you be the last person picked, i looked like a deer in road about to be road kill,

In The Group we were discussing the affect of technology in everyones everyday life, and how its changed and if we could live without it, and cant believe i had a debate with a woman who works in health already that fax machines are becoming less and less important, lol,

This Post Reading it back seems a little forced and ill try not to do another post like this, when reading it back it did seem like i wasnt interested lol however i really wanted to get this story down,