Secret Life Of The Hoodies

These videos are fairly old, but still crack me up every time i see them, especially this one about getting a trailer, just cause

he can drive down to special fried chicken in his House, park outside get his chicken and then go back and eat it in house, then he'd sleep for a little bit and then drive back to wherever in his HOUSE tho

I Am Manny I Am Fragile!

This is turning out to be a series of Posts, of I am Manny and i do Stupid things, today i dont understand why i agreed to this especially cause im sick, i got asked on Friday if i wanted to play Flag Football,

Flag football is a version of American Football that is popular worldwide. The basic rules of the game are similar to those of the mainstream game (often called "tackle football" for contrast), but instead of tackling players to the ground, the defensive team must remove a flag or flag belt from the ball carrier ("deflagging") to end a down.

I said yes, i dunno why maybe it was my good mood on that day which clouded my judgement i get up early Saturday morning to do so, i know getting up early to do this aswell, but i looked at it in the morning this is pretty much non contact so i cant hurt myself today, i was wrong, turns out i was playing with idiots whom i call my friends lol,

During the game it became less about removing peoples flags and more about tackling, i didnt start this motion has i got blind sighted (taken out when you cant see) 3 times whislt running with the ball, sitting at home now i am groaning in pain everytime i have to move, as my ribs and thighs hurt, and how come i kept getting up to continue, i should of just crawled off, being sick this probably gonna hurt more,

i didnt have a title for this post while typing it, but then it came to me, i pick up so many nagging injuries every now and again, i am Manny and I Am Fragile, however i prefer if you pronounced it like this, Fra-G-Lay
(This is so gonna appear out of order from the other post today although that was a scheduled post, which i wrote about 12 at night lol and had it released later in the day)

Next Couple Of Weeks are gonna Be Busy! :(

Yup as you can see from my desktop screen shot above if you read the post it notes you can see all the stuff i have to do in the next few weeks, im gonna be preeeetttyyy busy as you can see, not to mention im gonna have to read a few things :s

Im a Little bit more on top of things, timed essay is complete just writing a basic one from the actual one i did as lets face it when im under exam situations im not going to be able to remember HUGE chunks of text that i wrote, so Basically all the key points that need to be made.

The Lab report i just have to update with results and change the conclusion and discussion and do 2 graphs

The Essay that i have started writing "Does Better Evidence Mean Better Public Health?" ive started doing that today, and no i have not just wrote yes! lol its a 2000 word essay and ive just made my way through the introduction and done about 300-400 words,

and the other essay due well i just got the titles the other day, so it wasnt my fault, the lecturer was taking her time to give them out, but i havnt actually decided which one im going to do just yet,

despite all this work im remaining positive and getting through it using my desktop wallpaper which has been pretty much the same since i got my mac as motivation, during this bleugh period in my head!

When I am Sad, I Stop Being Sad and Be More Awesome again! True Story

and using the greatest line from my best show on Televison "Friday Night Lights" which is..

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Cant Lose!

Great Motivation to get me not only positively thinking but also getting my mind out of this funk that it is currently in, and most of all getting me through and completing my work!

(Just wanna point out this post took forever stupid HTML errors!)

Return of the Football Socks...

As of late i got some stuff going on, alot of thinking and re-assessing extra without boring you with my issues lets just call it the Winter Blues walking down that self pity lane, but today i felt great, you know when your feeling a bit bleugh but when someone asks you are you ok? and you respond im fine, but really your dying inside, (only a good friend will know that your not fine, as ive learned and i am very thankful to those people evan so much to tell those people i love them!) well today if you asked me how i was i would be fine and be really fine. Anyway back to the story,

Whatever does he mean by return of Football socks? if you follow me on Facebook, you will already know what ive done, but last January i wrote this and included this picture,

It is so damn cold, evan with the heating on in the house i am freezing my arse off, they were saying it was likely to get to -6C to evan -10C, In the last few days when leaving the house the smart idea should have been doubling up on the socks, however i didnt do that, so i was pretty much walking with frozen toes, and on top of that wearing these nike baseball batting gloves mainly cause they looked cool, however once again thats failed me as you might aswell not be wearing them as my finger tips end up frozen also, reverted back to wooly ones lol. ive also made some changes in how i go to sleep, first basically go to bed wearing a hoody aswell as my tracksuit bottoms and my tracksuit bottoms tucked into my football socks. i may look like a fool or claawwwn (clown) or a doofus but you gotta do what ya gotta do to stay warm. you know your gonna start doing this too, so im gonna claim to be the trend setter LOL. Photo below, wasnt going to include it as i do look rather foolish, but eh i make a fool of myself loads more often so why not lol, remember wrap up when you go out,

Now this time it wasnt that cold, its still November but its only going to get colder, but Today i felt the need to put the Football socks and of course find the the Tracksuit Bottoms and of course to complete my look tuck them into the football socks,


and i felt the need to run out and get something to eat, however rather than change and get into Jeans, i just went out how i was dressed, but this time unlike earlier in the year which i used props to hide the fact that i was out with my tracksuit bottoms tucked into my socks, no i walked out with no shame this time, probably looking like a fool, a clawwwwn or a doofus lol but today i didnt seem to care not that i normally do of what people think about me lol,

later in the day still wearing my socks and tracksuit bottoms my Mum comes home from work, and criticizes my look

"Your Attire Looks Ridiculous"

First of all the word attire kinda through me off and caught me off guard cause it sounds like such a good word, take a break and say it a few times in your head or to whoever is next to you, i respond to my mum telling her my look is cool, and in my head hoping my mum was going out in the evening or had people coming round so i could embarrass her by jumping around. Which is when she then tells me to pick up her dry cleaning and use the drier at the laundress to dry the washing, i dunno why i explained why she wanted me to use the drier, anyway back to the point, my mum told me not to go out looking like this, so as the child i am, what do you think i did?

yep of course i went outside like this, i was sitting in the launderette waiting for the drier for about 50mins :S i dont remember how much change i put in there but it was alot :S but again still no shame as i was in there for a long period of time, although there was a guy that works in there wearing Jeans and Flip Flops in November.

There was a problem with my Internet connection when i was getting ready to post this, so subscribers will probably have 2 emails for 2 posts with the same title and may seem like a repost but it isnt, deleted the previous one and added a extra photo, anyway ive got a odd craving for Beer and Steak!

"Im Extremly Terrified of"

Could someone answer me this, Google suggestions normally are a great thing, however Why does Google suggest this when you type in

"Im Extremly Terrified of"

Who are these people searching for that and why are they all mostly scared of Chinese people?
lol

Vagina Repair..

i wanna sleep actually feel well tired, but when my head touches the pillow it rejects sleep, as if to say you must stay up and think rather than sleep

Above is what i tweeted about 30mins ago the red font is what i left out as your only allowed 140 characters in twitter, and yes i Cant sleep, so im pretty much browsing facebook and twitter at 2am, when this image falls into my hands lol, someone posted this on facebook, and well i thought it was rather amusing so i choose to share it on here with you, and on facebook and twitter,

i dont actually understand what the rest of the writing means im assuming its in one of dilalects of filipino, i could ask my mum what it means but erm with the Word Vagina Repair on i think thats just gonna be a akward conversation.

however like you ive drawn this conclusion,

Christ The King is doing Painless and Satisfying Vagina Repairs,

is this like bringing in a run down car to the mechanics for a tune up? there are so many other obvious jokes that could be said, but i really wanna sleep at some point so ill leave that up to you :p

Poker Face...

I still find this funny today, a couple of weeks ago on South Park, there was a moment in a episode in which Cartman, Kenny and Kyle are playing either Rockband or Guitar Hero who knows they were obviously in a bad anyway, and were playing Lady Gaga - Poker Face, with Cartman singing the song, Every Day i have to play the short video clip cause its so funny,

Below i played the 5 Minute remix video someone made on Youtube, but if u want to watch the quick clip search on YouTube, South Park Poker Face,

Crazy Shit On a Bus

(Edit added the Google Logo with the Poppy, as its Remembrance day 11.11.09)

My blog normally has a lot of silly stories from my experiences on Trains to and from Uni, however there hasnt been any transport related blog posts in a while until now, Yesterday if you were following my Twitter i posted this,

Had to leave the house for a walk and saw some of the craziest shit whilst walking past a bus stop, really stuff u would see in the WWE

and it really was some crazy stuff, very comical aswell and retelling it you wont believe it, but it did, it was as if it was scripted by the WWE,

i was walking past the bus stop and i see this Black lady talking on the phone whilst trying to pay for a bus ticket holding up the queue of people trying to get in the bus, then this old Oriental Lady must have yelled at her to hurry up in Chinese, which the black lady got in her face a said you what, and then dropped her phone, and the Oriental lady must have laughed or something, cause the black lady said what you laughing at whislt picking up her phone

At the point the Oriental Lady has walked past this woman and sat down, near the front of the bus, then the Black Lady finishes paying and walks past the Oriental lady and smacks her, immediatly im thinking thats cold, but then the next thing i see is this Oriental Lady get up, she has to be at least 80, well thats what everyone else watching was saying, she got up, picked up her walking stick and nailed the black lady in the back,

which resorts this black lady turning arround and trying to attack the old lady evan more, she was actually trying to throw punches, i gotta hand it to the old lady she was standing her ground, till the black lady took the walking stick and tried to hit the woman with it which is when a man on the bus seperated the two,

Then some random guy outside, yells at the bus driver who at this point had already closed the doors, you must not leave, you must tell that woman to get off the bus she has just assulted a elderly woman, very much like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, yelling you shall not pass,

This is when the driver opened the doors and he starts talking, saying to the lady who is at the back of the bus, get off the bus or if you dont i shall call the police, she refuses to get off so this guy takes the longest approach to call the police, so everyone on the bus is getting off, lady still at the back of the bus running her mouth, then she tries to get off the bus when the man tries to prevent her from getting off the bus, which is when the lady starts to throw punches at the man, which he defended himself and kinda tackled her to floor of the bus, which is when she gets up and tells the man he should not treat her like a piece of shit starts crying some other dude helps her up and she gets in his face again says something and gets off the bus and walks off pissed,

this other dude who helped her up starts talking with other that got off the bus and watched from the bus stop, and goes i was gonna knock the man out, im thinking to myself what a idiot lol, how you gonna knock a man out for protecting himself, its not like the man who was trying to restrain the woman from getting off the bus was gonna Chris Brown the lady, evan though she probably deserved it for resorting to violence on a elderly lady,

Stop.. Sombrero Time

Yes you are reading the title correctly, i did not me Hammer Time :p if you been reading my blog, you will be aware of certain situation of people not being able to determin where i am from by just looking at me, so Quoting the last post that related to this situation,

In the Post i did last month titled Red Face i mentioned that a girl in my group thought i was Latino, well i have another case of this, this time not latino although the jokes of Manny can you come in wearing a poncho and a sombrero never grow old :s lol,

The Law, until this story i still had no idea what his name was, he asked upon seeing my name on my ID Card, where i was from, so i answered him, Mums Filipino and Dad's from Pakistan, and his response was oh i thought you were Hawaiian from the way that you speak..

Ok this is never going to end now is it lol, Growing up its your Chinese/Japanese, Going to America they thought i was from various places in Latin America so did that girl in lecture, and now apparently i can pull of Hawaiian or probably any other Polynesian place,

Funny how i walk into the SU, and find a sombrero just waiting for me, and as i can take a joke lol i may have put it on, and well theres a picture too, lol

New Look

Once again the blog has got another look, i think this one looks alot more clean and professional however professional is not my look :p my blogs gone through 3 changes,

Above you see 2 of the previous themes used by my Blog, there was one more used a blue type theme which was used after the first image, and was changed for the second image, and now im with the current theme, ive added something to the header if you noticed :p also had to remove the 's from Manny's Random Blog as it wouldnt stay on one line, but under the header which now reads Manny Random Blog, it now says the The Place Where You Make Your Own Full Stops

So Lemme know what you think of the Changes,

Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street

Sesame Street is 40 years old, and to Celebrate Google have put different Sesame Street Characters on its Logo, So far The Cookie Monster One was by far the best, im gonna update this post with more images until they stop,

C is for Cookie, Thats Good Enough for Me, C is for Cookie Thats Good Enough for Me, C is for Cookie that good enough for me
oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C

This is the song
La la la la
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.

La la la
La la la la, la
La la la
La la la la, la

He loves to sing,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.

He wrote the music.
He wrote the words.
That's Elmo's song.

(this is one of the most frustration posts lol trying to make it look good, youtube posted later as html stuff is being a pain in the arse)

Who Da Manny?

The Modern Family is a hilarious show started recently this fall being shown in the UK on Sky1, or on ABC if your in the states, in this new Sitcom there is a kid who goes by the name of Manny, who is chubby, and in the show is of Colombian heritage, so lets face it as of late im being told im Latin, therefore this is my Mini Me lol.

The most recent Episode titled En Garde a funny episode which produced this snap shot i took of a shirt i must have now


Funny a couple of days later, i post the first screen capture on my facebook wall, with the caption " :D i want this shirt, That was in The Modern Family " shortly after that i get these comments

"you DESERVE this shirt"
"LOL. You HAVE to get that t-shirt brov!"

So after reading these comments i thought ill have a look for one not initially looking to buy one, but theres no harm in looking, 2 days after airing, there's already shirts that have been designed to buy, but aftering seeing them i now want one :p well before reading that i went searching for one you were probably thinking i really wanted one lol im that predictable lol,

Shanked in a Lecture!

Yesterday (5th of November) normally is one my favourite days of the year mainly as its fireworks night, and watching fireworks lets my inner child, inner inner child come out lol and go oooo look at the fireworks

however that was spoiled, im sitting in my lecture minding my own business pretty much trying to stay awake in the lecture, when this fat ass woman (im in the habit of saying this now since saying it on this day, in this post http://www.mannydas.com/2009/10/funny-how-small-things-can-cheer-me-up.html ) so yea when this fat ass woman wearing high heels comes plodding along and steps on my foot well more my toes, and uses her heel to turn, that pain i dunno it was something ive never experienced before, worse than that nagging pain when you stub your toe on something, and worse than banging my the back of my head on table when a chair broke from underneath me, i yelped in pain, the woman said nothing back, no sorry or nothing, as if it was my fault she stood on my foot, some evil thoughts occurred during the duration of that lecture.

1. Taking my shoe of and clocking that woman on the head with it,
2. Taking the desk portion off my chair and hitting the woman with it,
3, Stealing her Shoe and Shanking her in the Eye

each thought getting more violent than the next. the worst part this Shanking Fool sat next to me in this lecture, with a plastic bag rustling through it pulling out food and eating, making so much noise, and doing some weird kiss her teeth thing when she ate whatever she was eating, increasingly adding to my annoyance,

and as the lecture went on, it got the point which everyone was talking, we could of left early for a break instead of going straight to the seminar with Dr Idiot, more on that later. So no instead of leaving early for a break, no the bitches in the class had to give there opinions on anything and everything, it went on for ages giving me a headache, everyone in this class feels the need to give there 2 pennies worth on a given subject, i miss bio-science aspect of sit down shut up and lets go, i could sense a few people agreeing with my approach getting annoyed with these people talking but took the same silent frustration approach by small tutting, in which im assuming inside head voice says assholes lol,

and then the final nail in my annoyance bad day coffin was being taught in the afternoon seminar by a total arrogant jackass called Dr Chris, i hadnt mention this diirkhead before, he is a arse, 2 weeks ago, he proceeded to tell a year 2 class doing Information Management and Healthcare class, what the Internet is, what a browser is, how many different browsers there are, why you shouldn't use internet explorer, at one point we were looking the person next to us postcodes to see there area, so you can see nothing relevant to what we should be doing, thus wasting 2 hours of my life,

well his stupid arrogant self continued this week with you dont ever need to buy a book cause you can get it free on the internet, how he can do a dissertation in about 3hrs, how he use a translator software to type to someone in another language and look like he is fluent in that language pretty much the same garbage he was saying last week. At this point i walked out of the lecture and went home annoyed cause he is wasting my time again, and walked home irritable and annoyed. thus ruining any fun i might of had blowing things up with fireworks, although after a couple of hours of fireworks i might say i had a smile on my face again :D

Where am i from?

In the Post i did last month titled Red Face i mentioned that a girl in my group thought i was Latino, well i have another case of this, this time not latino although the jokes of Manny can you come in wearing a poncho and a sombrero never grow old :s lol,

The Law, until this story i still had no idea what his name was, he asked upon seeing my name on my ID Card, where i was from, so i answered him, Mums Filipino and Dad's from Pakistan, and his response was oh i thought you were Hawaiian from the way that you speak..

Ok this is never going to end now is it lol, Growing up its your Chinese/Japanese, Going to America they thought i was from various places in Latin America so did that girl in lecture, and now apparently i can pull of Hawaiian or probably any other Polynesian place,