this is just another one of those Rants, which really only becomes a pain just before or just after New Year, i put this on facebook but i think it needs to be said again,

Getting a bit tired of reading certain facebook status messages regarding 2010 being their year, if you were a waste in 2009 there's a good chance your gonna be a waste in 2010. That's right I said it!

you only used to hear this stupid phrase if came into contact with someone that would say it, however now ever since facebook has become just something you have to check every day like your email, you know get status messages of what your "friends" are doing or talking about, and everytime around new years you always get the message, along the lines of "2010 is going to be their year" and its always generally the same people that say this stupid phrase.

which leads me always question how come 2009 or previous years wasnt your years?, i was under the New Year is only by name and date, whereas the actions that take place whithin it are are up to you and in the most part in your control.

In that case i make every year my year as i dont limit myself by setting a time frame for goals for happiness and sucess which these people generally dont live up to anyway and i will find that come the end of 2010 i will be reading "2011 is going to be my year"

This popped through the letterbox today! (obviously had to cover up my actual address and well come on its addressed to a Captain Evil :D

How Awesome is That :D i wanna recieve all my mail in the post like that now lol,

People who know me, or follow me on Twitter know that i can go on about Bacon all day, well on my Twitter you might just get more than Bacon talk lol i reckon about 25% of my Tweets are food related lol,

well a very good friend of mine on Twitter sent me this amazing Christmas Card!


and well this is sad but for me the best thing about Christmas for me is not the presents or all the family time although this year could have done with the presents.. a little bit selfish but when your sitting in a room watching everyone opening things and your getting nothing its kinda makes you feel crappy or evan worse Jealous of your 1 year old God Daughter who got alot of presents... yup im a loser lol

anyway for me at Christmas better than presents, family time and evan the Christmas TV Schedule, its these


Yup Sausages wrapped in Bacon, or Pigs wrapped in a Blanket as ive seen them called, these get easily Devoured!

ok i was just gonna leave this as JUST a image but the Urban Dictionary Meaning of Mash has been brought to my Attention making it more funny,


your gonna have to click on the second image to see it properly,

i found this posted on Facebook and Have to share it, judging by the title who wouldn't share this kind of information lol, enjoy the informative Commercial for this Magnificent Deal, this is just too damn funny,

Above is my latest ringtone, and since having it ive found that rather than answer the phone straight way im delaying answering my phone to rave it up lol so if you see me and my phone is ringing youll probably see me doing something along the lines of the video below

Ok this one of those stories in which im gonna say dont laugh but really its only going to make you laugh more, if you saw my tweet earlier in the day on twitter it read

Right Twitternation dont laugh... but a OLD LADY just Robbed 10p off me in Marks And Spencer!

Today my fridge was getting a little bare, as you can see in the image below taken on saturday, so from the top shelf i had some eggs, half a bottle of Pepsi, Middle Shelf Some Beer and 2 Packets of Frankfurters, and inside the drawers various cheeses which i threw away cause they had gone off and basically i dont eat cheese anyway

and after being told what i had for dinner the other night, which i once again tweeted about,

Toasted Ham Sammich for Dinner, Im quite the chef :p

i was told this was inappropriate and can not be considered dinner, lol, i dunno about you but that Toasted Ham Sammich for dinner was Delicious :p

so this is when i take a trip to Marks and Spencer for some food after i finished early from Uni, so i got some stuff to last me the rest of the week, im paying for the stuff the lady at the check out asks me do i need a bag i say yes, infact i said yes please! i said please! and she charged me 5p yes 5p for a regular plastic bag,

then as i go to pay and pack my food into the bag i had to BUY, the lady hands me back my money in such away that bowl i made with my hand the coins were all over the place and spilled over and dropped on the floor as i went to move away and leave,

the main goal was first save the pound coins and then rescue the silvers lol, this is when i see this old lady STOMP on one of my 10p's and didnt move her foot, as if i didnt see her, so i picked up the rest when another old lady was pointing out the pennys i left on the floor, i didnt necessarly want to pick them up and would of happily just left them there, but this is when i see the old lady who stamped on my 10p pick it up, and walk right past me, whislt the penny notification old lady pointed out the other pennies i dropped and said "Every Penny Counts" sure does when a old lady robs 10p of me,

i didnt kick up a fuss about the 10p to the THIEF! but if i see her again im stealing her Hip!