This is Final part of the Home Alone Series, the last two weeks of term at university, i had 2, 2000 words essays to write, and 1 timed essay. you would think being bored at home i would of got these done very quickly.

Well you would be wrong lol, alot of this was done in the last few days before the deadline, the first 2000 word essay was done as mentioned whilst playing the very first weekend of the Soccer Saturday Drinking game, which was described in the last post, However! what i left out was at 5pm we were hungry so we went out and got a kebab, i dunno if i mentioned this before but we describe this place as monster kebab, well the affects of this meal occurred a few hours after this wasnt just me and my mate suffered from this to, we were watching match of the day when i felt my stomach rumble however this wasnt my stomach it was i swear my intestines with a cry for help. I ignored at first, and then there was a situation in which i needed to go, but my friend in the house and the way my stomach or intestines were growling there was going to be a explosion.

After Match of the Day my mate was i gotta go, i gotta a stomach ache too, lol well what happened next i think you know what happened, after on msn the phrase was "dude that monster kebab cleared out everything that was in my digestive tract"

so the rest of that day was a loss, lol although i managed to finish the essay Sunday morning, and had it proof read by 2 people that said it was alright.

The Second 2000 word essay was horrible i ran out of things to say once i reached 1000 words lol, i was told i couldn't be 10% over or under the word count, well i was 50% so i spent the last 4 hours i spent on it on Sunday bullshitting on it, this was possibly my worst essay i didnt evan get anyone to proof read this one it was that bad, i got to about 1600 and gave up.

Ill end with the paranoia i developed, id be laying in bed and id hear a whispering voice in my head,

"Manny.... Manny..... have you turned the oven off?"

i would get up check the oven, evan tho i know it was off from earlier get back into bed, and then id hear the voice again

"Manny... Manny... did you lock the door and put the chain through the door?"

id again get up and check the door and chain, like a doofus, however the worst would be locking to door when i was leaving to Uni, i would end up being late because my paranoia would have me checking the door about 10 times sometimes more before i left to the train station.