The Monster Drop

I started a couple of new Modules on Thursday and Friday, and with these modules comes the annoyance of the assessments, and with each comes a Oral Presentation, Thursdays Module is a Individual Presentation, and Fridays is a Group Presentation in which your producing a pitch in a Dragons Den type style. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/ or youtube search Dragons Den to get a idea of what thats about.)

Now i hate public speaking or evan just speaking out in class i will result in developing a stutter or forgetting what i had prepared, Me and my friend both displayed some symptoms of Anxiety towards these presentations despite the fact that we dont have to do anything till May, however we all know how quickly that will come around.

And after the Introduction to the module, we had a lecture, and in this lecture we rather than listen we were discussing how badly and how we cant do this presentation, now we were sitting a chair apart, and rather than just whisper, it resulted in a series of Back and Forth texts,

Manny: "Dude my presentation is gonna end up sounding like a lady gaga song, pa pa pa pa poker face, erm erm erm oh la la"
Friend: "Hehehehe" "Its not funny... what am i gonna do for the 25th(this month)... im yeah.."
Manny: "Well your gonna have to Lady Gaga it up! haha, dont worry
Friend: "Im Scarded, you an i both kno i aient no lad n i always worry :( how am i gonna do it?"
Manny: "dont be just prepare and practice it till you know it like lyrics to a song!"
Friend: "but there wont be no beats or bass? i dont know how to beatbox either :("
Manny: "Make a beat go on free style :p"
Friend: "Duuuuude its not funny despite me smiling :s"
Manny: "lol ill set up a trap to make the monster trip and fall... theres your beat and bass and TREBLE hahhahahaha your so mean"
Friend: "your words, na na niiced dats hilarious, gold star dude"
Manny: "lol imagine that hooked up to a sub woofer, shit son that could cause a earthquake if the original drop by the monster didn't cause one already lol"
Friend: "your so mean yet fuckin hilarious"
Manny: "im only saying what your thinking"
Friend: "whatever.... but it so true"
Manny: "This has been a very productive day! we made some big beats with huge bass and monster treble and we got rhymes :p
Friend: "Indeed my friend, Indeed Must keep running this Riddem"
Manny: "Whats the Title of your new Single?"
Friend: "The Monster Drop"
Manny: "lol how about The Big Jiggle?"

this is when the lecture ended, hilarious lecture despite being silent and biting of my tongue in order to remain silent and preventing myself from epic belly laughs. in the process destroying my phone battery lol i went to Uni for about 3 hours, left the house with 100% and got home with 23%

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