Cause I Have a Penis,

I went into Uni today on my day off, and it was quite was a whole day of constant laughing, if i mention each individual joke that would take forever, there was one that particularly stood out, now ive said this phrase before but this time i said it without thinking about it, it just came naturally.

My Friend and I, were walking home when we saw somebody we knew on the way out, they both ran up to each other screaming and hugged you know what girls do, and the person my friend hugged asked me why i didnt run up to her started screaming and hug her,

my instant response with no type of delay it simply just rolled of the tongue, was

"Cause i have a Penis"

This clearly has to be the best random comment ive made in a while!