a Birthday Beatdown!

Was at my God Daughters 2nd birthday party yesterday, the usual childrens party, kids running around and responsible adults not being so responsible lol.

There always seems to be a divide, the lads will end up in the bedroom with sky and a xbox, it was this time last year when we discovered Total Wipeout, Today was mostly watching Soccer Saturday and then a really boring Football match.

To which the attention turned to FIFA 10 on the Xbox 360, there was a 11 year old boy called Dylan in the room aswell cause he didnt wanna hang around with the girls. so he wanted to play FIFA too, he supports ManUtd we aient got no beef lol, he choose ManUtd on the game so i couldnt play as them so i choose German Champions Wolfsburg, he was kinda running his mouth lol and well i dont believe in the whole let the children win, cause i am Manny and i dont play to take part, i play to WIN. Then i destroyed him, and took great joy in doing so lol yes im mean. But in the Process i was scoring some pretty AMAZING goals lol. after every goal id stand up turn to him, and went "Dylan how do you feel", it Ended up being 8-0, i seriously wanted it to be more LOL.

The Picture Above is the stats of the brutal beat down lol, i told him instantly im taking a picture of this which he tried to prevent this situation from happening. Then some of the other people used there Camera Phones as distractions for me to eventually get the Shot. But it goes further, i told him im gonna upload this photo to facebook and tag you on it (i didnt tag him, but i tagged everyone else that was in the room to experience that, someone else tagged him lol). he told me he will delete himself lol, to which you know what i wont evan tag you, im gonna tag your mum on the photo, now that didnt evan mean to sound sinister but my friend next to me made it sound like that.

We kept calling him Eight, he wasnt enjoying being called Eight, lol however i reminded him about Last year, last year there was so many Kids that we started numbering them, rather than learning there names, Girl 1, Boy 1, etc we Already Knew Dylans name but we decided to call him Boy 1 anyway. so we Reminded him, "Dylan Last year remember you were named boy one, being called Eight is hardly any different" at this point everyone was laughing, he kinda saw the funny side, we kept calling him Eight,

He asked that on his birthday could we get him this game, and then quick thinking me, was like why? so we can set it up and then beat you 8-0 or more again lol when he was getting ready to go home, his Mum said were going now its Eight o'Clock which sent us all into laughing fits.

Now before you say anything this is preparing him mentally for when he goes to Secondary School,

towards the end of the night, my God Daughter was opening presents when one of the other people that i happen to know told me to find some balloon or something in my God Daughters Bedroom, i couldnt find it, so i told i couldnt find it, to which he responded im some sarcastic catty way,

and well if you know me, or have read my blog long enough you know im not gonna let that just happen, im obviously going to respond lol, ( Just so you have an idea of the person im dealing with, a very effeminate gay man in his early 30's very sarcastic )

there was a verbal back and forth to which i ended up saying,

"Im From North London Bitch i will Shank you"

which was obviously a joke on my part cause he responded with this,

"Manny not only is that disgusting, that is Very Council Estate talk, you know i grew up listening to Mozart"

again i responded i cant help it, confrontation tends to generally amuse me.

"OOOooooOOOooo so that would make you what? 40-50 Grandad"

emphasizing the Grandad, he got a odd look of you didnt go there with age, and then said, "Yeh I Said It!"

"Manny you realise your gonna be in your thirty's one day, and ill be making fun of you"

Really why does he keep putting me in situations where i can produce great comebacks lol, i didnt evan have to try with this one,

"yeh but when im thirties your gonna be in your forties or going fifties so the jokes on you, UNGAWA!!!"

i kinda yelled Ungawa, lol to which everyone laughed and all he could end up saying was you know what Fuck you lol. which was hilarious cause it took so long for him to say that, another Victory for Me! Woo Woo Woo

Pre Exam Sabotage?

I had a exam today, and had a run in with the Manchester City fan lecturer before going into the exam lol, if you read my blog all the way back in September you may know the Manchester City Fan lecturer, however if you dont below is part of the post last september Regarding the ManCity Lecturer.

The Seminar itself wasn’t bad itself a lot of group discussion work however there was a incident involving me and the lecturer upon entering the room the seminar was being held. So as I walk in he says "im glad that you've put a jacket on Covering your shirt", I was wearing my ManUtd shirt today, and leaving the last lecture I put my Hoodie on and moved to the seminar, so he must have saw that I was wearing a ManUtd shirt during the previous lecture as he was standing init whilst everyone was assigned groups, so after his comment I asked "Why, who do you support?" He revealed he was a Manchester City fan, which is funny in itself, then says "here’s what’s going to happen everyone is going to leave the seminar after an hour and you will stay for a extra 5 minutes", it appears he is still better about ManUtd beating ManCity in a 4-3 Thriller which there was a debate the extra added injury time at the end of the game, which 4 minutes was put up on the Board but ManCity wasted time with there goal celebrations towards the end of the game when the board went up saying 4 minutes, so more time got added on as ManUtd score in the 5th Minute of Added time, now that’s explained, did I respond to that yes I did, and I said "but that would mean I would the game sir wouldn’t it" , which he laughed and said "I probably shouldn’t have even brought it up" lol, Too right you shouldn’t have when you got a smart arse who will respond lol, well anytime he wanted me to answer something during the seminar he called me Mr. Red Shirt

Well Today as i walk into the Exam room, take out my pen and pencil, and sign the register, i notice him there, and i am fully aware Manchester City beat Manchester United 2-1 the other day, and i kinda knew he might say something lol so i avoided making eye contact lol, but he walked over to my desk and said

"I know just before the exam you want a clear head, so i wont say anything about what happened on Tuesday night"

To which i responded "you just did didnt you?" lol this went on a few minutes him reiterating that i need to keep a clear head before the exam, and im saying you just brought it up lol, then he said well you got 10 minutes now plus the 10 minutes reading time to stop thinking about it lol,

i dunno about you but this is clearly some form of Sabotage lol

side note during the start of the exam one of the invidulators asked me to take off my hat, which i did, but grr i only bloody forgot it in the exam room when it was over, and only remembered when i was sitting on the train on the way home, anyway im off to sleep fell asleep about 3am last night and had to be up at 6:30am, to get up and in time for todays exam, i was trying to fall asleep from about 10pm last night lol,

and Boo to Tonsillitis :( althought least i get to have ice cream!

Twitter Break Up?

This is another twitter story but this is actually pretty funny well it was to me, theres a thing every Friday that everyone seems to do some more than others called Follow Friday, this is were you recommend people you follow to others how you may expand your social networks etc.

This is actually annoying, cause some people just list EVERYONE there following, lol well on this day i may follow some of these recommendations with a 2-7 day trial basis.

Anyway, lol i unfollowed one of these people and got a interesting reaction. now i get followed and unfollowed a fair amount and couldnt give a shit if you stopped following me lol. anyway i get this reaction.

Hey, why did you unfollow me? Did I offend you?

Firstly this response makes it sound like i broke up with this person lol, haha and the best thing to say would probably have been nothing but i did respond lol.

nah you didnt offend me, its just when im out and check my tweet timeline its difficult to navigate it with all your tweets

lol this was the absolute truth, this person tweets way too much and it clogs up my twitter feed that it makes it a tedious task to read tweets from people that tweet stuff of actual substance or generally stuff you care about and i get this response, and then notice this response after the initial response to me

Fair enough, shit reason tho, thought we got on, bye!

Ok This response still sounds like a break up, although i was laughing all the way through this lol as it was hillarious, shit reason? i suppose i should of said yeh i just dont give a fuck about what you have to say would have been a better answer lol so just for a kick i checked this persons twitterfeed, ok granted this now makes me sound like a stalker lol but i did it just for jokes lol i notice after the reply to me this is written right after it lol

Mystery solved, i have been unfollowed cos i tweet too much! Wot a fuckin shit reason! Oh well, jog on!

LOL theres more to this story, you see that tweet went out to the rest of her followers lol so people commented on it lol, so i kept an eye on it for a bit lol i had nothing better to do, i was waiting on the Jets vs Chargers game. There was rather interesting responses that i had to share. lol

One of Her Followers said, "Err Its twitter" to which she responded "I know! He said he couldnt navigate round my tweets! Wtf!" to which her follower responded "What a knob"

was laying in bed watching the Game laughing my head off lol, especially when you read the person that i unfollowed was a woman in her late 30s that takes twitter so seriously, seriously GROW UP lol.

Using Twitter to Make a Decision

Last Week, i was looking to get a new pair of trainers, and couldnt make a decision on which ones, so i took a picture of them and put it up on Twitter and asked people to vote on which ones i should get.So added the picture and asked my followers on Twitter to Vote, for the White Ones or the Black Ones cause i would have ended up buying both if i didnt lol. i let the Vote go on for a Day, and counted up the scores, the final score was 10-6 in favour of these.

So a quick Thank you to everyone that Voted! and ill let you know if i do end up going back just to buy the Black ones lol.

Home Alone: Doing Work?

This is Final part of the Home Alone Series, the last two weeks of term at university, i had 2, 2000 words essays to write, and 1 timed essay. you would think being bored at home i would of got these done very quickly.

Well you would be wrong lol, alot of this was done in the last few days before the deadline, the first 2000 word essay was done as mentioned whilst playing the very first weekend of the Soccer Saturday Drinking game, which was described in the last post, However! what i left out was at 5pm we were hungry so we went out and got a kebab, i dunno if i mentioned this before but we describe this place as monster kebab, well the affects of this meal occurred a few hours after this wasnt just me and my mate suffered from this to, we were watching match of the day when i felt my stomach rumble however this wasnt my stomach it was i swear my intestines with a cry for help. I ignored at first, and then there was a situation in which i needed to go, but my friend in the house and the way my stomach or intestines were growling there was going to be a explosion.

After Match of the Day my mate was i gotta go, i gotta a stomach ache too, lol well what happened next i think you know what happened, after on msn the phrase was "dude that monster kebab cleared out everything that was in my digestive tract"

so the rest of that day was a loss, lol although i managed to finish the essay Sunday morning, and had it proof read by 2 people that said it was alright.

The Second 2000 word essay was horrible i ran out of things to say once i reached 1000 words lol, i was told i couldn't be 10% over or under the word count, well i was 50% so i spent the last 4 hours i spent on it on Sunday bullshitting on it, this was possibly my worst essay i didnt evan get anyone to proof read this one it was that bad, i got to about 1600 and gave up.

Ill end with the paranoia i developed, id be laying in bed and id hear a whispering voice in my head,

"Manny.... Manny..... have you turned the oven off?"

i would get up check the oven, evan tho i know it was off from earlier get back into bed, and then id hear the voice again

"Manny... Manny... did you lock the door and put the chain through the door?"

id again get up and check the door and chain, like a doofus, however the worst would be locking to door when i was leaving to Uni, i would end up being late because my paranoia would have me checking the door about 10 times sometimes more before i left to the train station.

Home Alone: Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

The Second Saturday i was left alone in the house meant one thing and one thing only the soccer Saturday Drinking Game, if you dont know what soccer saturday is, its a show on sky sports news in which they have pundits in studio covering the football matches in progress as for some reason no one has the rights to broadcast 3pm games on a saturday live. so you get all kinds of madness going on during this live show. Below is the best bits of last season.

So the Drinking game has its own facebook group but as we are students we dont have all that money for all those spirits. so it became just Swigs of beer as they were on offer throughout December, so we changed the rules a bit, the rules are below.

So we had the rules set in place and then we got the beers, and this was by far the worst day of Football to play the Soccer Saturday Drinking game, basically Chris Kamara was on screen alot and he used his phrase a couple of times, so basically that meant 1 swig for Kamara on screen, 1 swig for a Goal and another 2 Swigs for a Unbelievable Jeff, this happen twice amongst other things that occured over the course of the live 2hr show lol. it almost felt like torture. below is the best of Chris Kamara lol

we then played this for the remaining Saturdays of the time i had the weekend to myself lol, so the fridge was stocked up with at most times more beer than there was food in the fridge.

just to point out the first time we played was the worst of all times we played this game, we consumed 2 500ml cans of Budweiser and 3 more bottles. that much drink should not be consumed in such short amount of time lol.

and probably not the best idea whislt playing i normally just have my laptop on my lap to monitor my fantasy football team progress, well the first time playing not only was i doing that, i was also trying to write up my Evidence Based Health Care Essay, should inform you that this wasnt a good idea, lol and youd think id have learned my lesson but i did it again the following week with my essay information based healthcare although i struggled with that essay but ill mentioned that in the last post of the home alone series lol,

Home Alone: Food Situation

Last December, i spent the month living home alone as both my Parents went on holiday, yeh they went for the whole month, spent Christmas at my Aunts if you read previous posts. Days before they left i was watching Both Home Alone 1 and 2 classic films lol :p

As i said this was a random experience lol first there was all the boredom and feeling lonely, then there was the food situation i will get onto other stuff i did while i was home alone a bit later the food situation i had was generally the more funnier part so ill start with that.

i was left with alot of food in the freezer, such as Fish Fingers, Chicken Nuggets, Chicken Fillets, and Potato Waffles,

So in the picture above you can see the state my fridge was in just after they left, ok there was no beer or pepsi in the fridge i had to add those after they left as there was only water in the house, so in the fridge i was left with some eggs, hotdogs, and some random bits of cheese that i didnt eat they went to waste eventually and i threw them away lol. and in the other fridge all i had was butter.
Right first night left alone i couldn't be bothered to Cook any Frozen food cause technically i couldn't be bothered doing the extra washing up. So first night i ate Smarties a big tube of Smarties whilst playing some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Then the next day i went out to Marks and Spencer and bought some ready made meals that could be microwaved, had Bangers and Mash a couple of times which later became known as Bangher and Mash (http://www.mannydas.com/2009/12/what-are-you-doing-for-dinner.html) and Steak and Mash a few times. I made the Marks and Spencer ready made meals run to the shops a couple of times if you read my blog earlier in December you'd be aware of The Story of the Old Woman that robbed 10p from me if not read it here http://www.mannydas.com/2009/12/robbed-by-old-lady.html

When i ran out of Ready Made meals for dinner i resorted to Toasted ham sandwiches which i dont care what anyone says they are delicious and can be had for dinner lol there was a couple of nights in which i evan had Coco Pops for Dinner, now the people that weren't happy about the Toasted Ham Sandwiches certainly weren't happy about me eating Coco Pops for dinner. Just wanna point out these people may have been caring about me however they wernt giving me much credit that i could do this that i could live alone.

Then had the best Breakfast for a couple of days with Krispy Kreme doughnuts, warmed up for a couple of seconds in the microwave all im telling you is that was delicious, if i wasnt living alone i reckon i would have devoured that box as soon as i got it home rather than letting it last a couple of days.

i found myself watching alot more tv then i normally would, infact i was in the Living Room more in December than i had been all year! i found myself watching Channels 4's come dine with me with all these snobby backstabbing people hosting dinner parties lol, im telling you now lol if they came to mine for dinner, Starter a nice Coco Pops, main course Toasted Ham Sammich followed by Desert of a Glass of Milk, and then as soon as that was done no chit chat just me telling them if you wanna play xbox if you dont get the fuck out lol.

Went out Drinking a fair amount aswell, these nights are always generally a bit mental, and i always seem to tweet when im a bit gone lol, i love the fact that the lights are on in my head around this time but nobody is home as what i want to say sometimes never really comes out the way i want it too, as i tweet this lol as always i wake up and check my twitter before i do anything i dunno why, it just happens, as normally i can piece what happened the night before by my tweeting lol, i wake up and i have this staring at me as i walk through to my kitchen

Then it became apparent to me what happened lol, we saw this beer on the beer menu, it was called Lucky, a Chinese Beer, which actually doesnt taste too bad tastes like a weaker version of stella artois, however the bottle was shaped like a Budda and im assuming Drunk Manny was all this is Awesome although Sober Straight Thinking Manny would also think that was awesome and decided to steal the empty bottle from the bar lol anyway that was way too much thinking involved that i went to the Cafe down the road and got myself a Full English Breakfast,

As always these are always delicious but leave you feeling why did i eat that afterwards lol, although the Drinking of Beer was not over as the Soccer Saturday Drinking Game was played later that afternoon, id explain what that was but it kinda deserves a separate blog post which ill get round to later!

One Particular night it was so cold im talking i took my thumb out of my gloves to text for a couple of seconds in the cold as i waited for my mate and my thumb felt frozen, but that didnt stop us drinking lol, but as we were inside the pub it suddenly turned into a blizzard watching it from the windows still drinking, we leave around closing and it is freezing, shivering as we walk home, when i decide im starving and need a munch, rather than get something small i decided to get a monster feast which i thought i could devour, KFC's Boneless Bucket 8 pieces, i would have been able to if it wasnt for all the chips lol, although least i had some chicken left over for the morning lol.

Chocolate Milk why the hell not lol :p upon seeing this you know your gonna want some :p

Im Gonna end this post with what i did at New Years, lol i had a fair amount of beers with a couple of friends, whislt we had Jools Holland Annual New Years Hootenanny! and at one point was standing on a chair singing Karma Chameleon, lol yes i said it and shut up LOL you wouldnt know unless i told you lol.