Be Careful Where you Pee?

The Last week of Uni has been one of the weirdest for observations cause they happened all in the same place, and this is going to be a pretty short blog post,

Tuesday i really needed to go for a pee, so i walked downstairs from the Computer Building to the Toilet and walking up the stairs is a Girl who is walking up the stairs like a Bad Man so basically holding her balls well as she is a girl im assuming she dont have balls so what she was doing was holding her Vagina when walking up the stairs lol

So already laughing at that i get to the door of the toilet opening it, and first thing i see, a man with no shoes and socks on, and is washing his feet in the sink, i thought that was just way to odd and left that toilet and used another one lol, now after telling my friend what i had just saw, she told me he was most likely preparing for his Afternoon Prayers, but come on dont be sticking your feet in a sink, bring in a small towel to wash them.

then two days later in the same toilet as i open the door theres a man brushing his teeth, in which when i saw my mate again i told her and then was telling he what next, i go toilet tomorrow and they'll be someone taking a shower in the sink.

i kinda avoided that toilet on Friday but was in a different building all day anyway lol, so in closing i suppose everyone should be careful where you pee, lol

Stop its my Birthday

Quick Post as i gotta get to class in a few minutes, but i thought id post this now cause ill probably forget about it when

i saw this on the way to Uni this morning, a Arguement broke out in inside the shopping centre i dont know what about all i heard was alot shouting and someone being held back, but i gotta question if your angry do you immediately stop what your doing when your girlfriend, wife, friend i dunno says can you please stop its my birthday, does this happen?

i didnt stick arround to watch if this worked, but if you were in this situation would someone saying stop its my birthday would you immediatly stop lol

Never Pass Out At a Party

Below is just a example of why you never drink so much your stumbling about like a loser at 10:30 and then eventually passed out before 12 terrible.

You Might Just get drawn on,

this is just some of the stuff i wrote on my friend, i did draw the naughts and crosses, and wrote my name on her arm a number of times, i also wrote my blog address on the inside of her arm, the full address including the http://www.mannydas.com however that picture didn't get taken, also a M written at the back of her neck, lol.

but also although i cant take credit for this lol, and this partly on of the reasons i never fall asleep in front of people lol, EDIT: just before i go on i should note that the pen used to draw on her was a White Board Marker not a Permanent Pen as that would be a extra bit of evil, least she could wash the pen a bit more easier lol

yup someone else got hold of the pen and drew half a mustache and most importantly a penis, lol now thats proof enough why you shouldn't pass out at a party, and this is what was she posted the next day on facebook lol

below a rare return of Loser Cam,

however.. Loser cam was also brought out of retirement 2 months before this event, and was brought out for her Brother as he also got wasted! and i have to say when her brother stared on Loser Cam it was by far the BEST loser cam picture EVER! especially as it was taken from another angle aswell, he got so drunk in the bar on his birthday back in January he was given a Pain Au Chocolate to try and sober up it was hillarious

Instant Response

Not Much Explanation here, as all can be read from the tweet above lol

Bandwagon Jumper

Watching ManUtd tonight, we won 4-0 jump on facebook and i see a bandwagon jumper, this person was previously on the Chelsea bandwagon when they were winning last time i spoke to them,

This is only gonna be funny if you have read or know about the Situation between John Terry and Former Team Mate Wayne Bridge,

Ive Been Tricked!

I was tricked last night by my own MUM, if you know me youll know my i avoid hot and spicy food cause it doesnt agree with me, and stick to bland food, how you would cook for a child is how you would generally cook for me lol, some might say what i eat is Cardboard yeh you know who you are :p anyway you would think my mum would know this.

I asked what was for dinner my mum goes meat balls and then asked is it spicy, she said no its fine. yeh tell that to my mouth yesterday it was on FIRE

First bite thought i could handle it cause i was absolutely starving, next two bites i couldnt my mouth was on fire, so i settled for some toast later on in the night, however after 20 minutes i could already feel something going on in my Stomach, a cramping which only meant something bad was gonna happen shortly... and it did and we will leave it at that lol.

Revenge Mission

The Other night i was proper shattered, i couldnt sleep Monday night ended up with minimal sleep, and had a Long day on Tuesday, so when i got home i watched a bit of TV and tried to get to sleep about 9:30,

This is when the people that live above me, decide this is the time to run about on the floor and jump up and down so it makes so much noise, first of all i was laying in the bed thinking to myself, fall, and break something. So as i couldnt sleep cause of the noise, i devised a evil plan due to there selfishness of not letting me sleep early in peace.

at 2am and 3am i would set a alarm for me to get up, and then i would run downstairs and press there buzzer at the gate and then run back inside before i got detected. i put my plan on twitter, two people said they loved it, and my good friend who text me to tell me to go to sleep also text me that my plan was Genius

So around 12 i eventually fell asleep, and then my alarm went off so i dragged myself out of bed, and went downstairs i should point out, it was pretty damn cold the other night, i went outside in just my shorts and shirt, and put on trainers and ran down and did my thing lol, suprised i was able to run having just got up minutes before. then went back upstairs to go back to sleep knowing the alarm would again go off at 3, and at 3 i did it again,

I have no idea if it woke them up or not but the noise would be more than enough so i would have to say, Operation: Revenge Mission was a Success

Cause I Have a Penis,

I went into Uni today on my day off, and it was quite was a whole day of constant laughing, if i mention each individual joke that would take forever, there was one that particularly stood out, now ive said this phrase before but this time i said it without thinking about it, it just came naturally.

My Friend and I, were walking home when we saw somebody we knew on the way out, they both ran up to each other screaming and hugged you know what girls do, and the person my friend hugged asked me why i didnt run up to her started screaming and hug her,

my instant response with no type of delay it simply just rolled of the tongue, was

"Cause i have a Penis"

This clearly has to be the best random comment ive made in a while!

The Best Around

This Video was aired in the build up in the Carling Cup Final Match Between Manchester United vs Aston Villa, its for Sports Relief staring some of the Manchester United players Such as Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher, Wes Brown, Johnny Evans, Nani, and Rafael and Fabio Da Silva, working out with Funny man James Corden

Video really is Funny especially when you add the Karate Kid Music playing in the background makes it evan more funnier, evan more so when you get James Corden and Wayne Rooney singing it towards the end of the Clip! Enjoy

This follows up the Funny Sketch when James Corden as Smithy from hit show on BBC "Gavin and Stacy" meets the England Team for Comic Relief

oh btw if you didnt know already Manchester United did win the Carling Cup after beating Aston Villa 2-1 :p